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Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*

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Chariot of Fire wrote:"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord."

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It's a shame the rapture is happening tomorrow and we'll never be graced with the company of Blitz again.
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Chariot of Fire wrote:"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord."

Black dude, Pulp Fiction 1994


I quoted this in a 7 or 8 player escalating standard where I was last & everyone had written me off. Right before I started my turn (seeing the light and hoping for dice) I quoted it, and swept the board.
Nobody saw it coming, it was epic. :D

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Bones2484 wrote:It's a shame the rapture is happening tomorrow and we'll never be graced with the company of Blitz again.


Raptors are coming tomorrow? COOL!
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why do we go on and on about *Blitz
did wrong got busted, he loves attention to begin with lets all give him more.... YAWN
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lokisgal wrote:why do we go on and on about *Blitz
did wrong got busted, he loves attention to begin with lets all give him more.... YAWN


it's not about giving blitz what he wants, it's about giving us what we need... and that is: blitz*, *blitz, evermore *b*l*i*t*z*... preferably served warm on a blitzkrieg platter with a side of blitzybits.

i for one, need to know everything that has been afoot inside the blitz bubble since the bursting of our reality with the whole cheatzaholic escapade.

and what is the current situation with respect to matters that pertain to that which arises below the fabled blitz belt-line, if you catch the jiggle of my drift?
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As the Bulletproof Bandits Cheer Squad Leader (BpBCSL), and in honor of the Blitzaholic* Countdown™, I've written this peppy poem:

We're the Bulletproof Bandits,
This wait we can't stand it,
We wanna kick THOTA butt,
The legitimate way,
Our strategy trumps dice,
Let's preemptively say, "Yay!"
For we already won,
You don't even know it,
Bulletproof for life,
Damn, Sully's a good poet.

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Victor Sullivan wrote:As the Bulletproof Bandits Cheer Squad Leader (BpBCSL), and in honor of the Blitzaholic* Countdown™, I've written this peppy poem:

We're the Bulletproof Bandits,
This wait we can't stand it,
We wanna kick THOTA butt,
The legitimate way,
Our strategy trumps dice,
Let's preemptively say, "Yay!"
For we already won,
You don't even know it,
Bulletproof for life,
Damn, Sully's a good poet.

Sponsored by Blitzaholic*, Inc.™. All rights reserved by King_Herpes.

-Sully


As thota and a poet,
I hope you really know it...
that I can only say...
I hope your game play,
is equal to your prose.
Who will win, nobody knows,
But for a moment, lets be real,
I suspect in the end, you will almost certainly squeal.
But alas if a stray,
bullet gets his way
change the fact, it will not,
that your poem is worth squat.
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AAFitz wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:As the Bulletproof Bandits Cheer Squad Leader (BpBCSL), and in honor of the Blitzaholic* Countdown™, I've written this peppy poem:

We're the Bulletproof Bandits,
This wait we can't stand it,
We wanna kick THOTA butt,
The legitimate way,
Our strategy trumps dice,
Let's preemptively say, "Yay!"
For we already won,
You don't even know it,
Bulletproof for life,
Damn, Sully's a good poet.

Sponsored by Blitzaholic*, Inc.™. All rights reserved by King_Herpes.

-Sully


As thota and a poet,
I hope you really know it...
that I can only say...
I hope your game play,
is equal to your prose.
Who will win, nobody knows,
But for a moment, lets be real,
I suspect in the end, you will almost certainly squeal.
But alas if a stray,
bullet gets his way
change the fact, it will not,
that your poem is worth squat.

Ooohh yeah,
It's about to get real,
Let's poetry slam,
I'll make you squeal,
Apocalypse? Tomorrow?
Let's see how you ride,
The upper hand? Hardly,
BpB will turn the tide,
Who have you got? Blitz?
Pff, we've got jesus and cake,
Frankly, the truth is,
All your "horsemen" are flakes.

-Sully
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Sully my psychic powers tell me you were weaned on Mad Magazine.
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Re: Only 2 DAYS to the RETURN OF BLITZ*

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Victor Sullivan wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:As the Bulletproof Bandits Cheer Squad Leader (BpBCSL), and in honor of the Blitzaholic* Countdown™, I've written this peppy poem:

We're the Bulletproof Bandits,
This wait we can't stand it,
We wanna kick THOTA butt,
The legitimate way,
Our strategy trumps dice,
Let's preemptively say, "Yay!"
For we already won,
You don't even know it,
Bulletproof for life,
Damn, Sully's a good poet.

Sponsored by Blitzaholic*, Inc.™. All rights reserved by King_Herpes.

-Sully


As thota and a poet,
I hope you really know it...
that I can only say...
I hope your game play,
is equal to your prose.
Who will win, nobody knows,
But for a moment, lets be real,
I suspect in the end, you will almost certainly squeal.
But alas if a stray,
bullet gets his way
change the fact, it will not,
that your poem is worth squat.

Ooohh yeah,
It's about to get real,
Let's poetry slam,
I'll make you squeal,
Apocalypse? Tomorrow?
Let's see how you ride,
The upper hand? Hardly,
BpB will turn the tide,
Who have you got? Blitz?
Pff, we've got jesus and cake,
Frankly, the truth is,
All your "horsemen" are flakes.

-Sully



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Well apparently DW is not very happy about it all.

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tomorow its big comeback, who will be responsibile for comeback party?
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thanks for the warning. I changed my password so he cant create games with my account.
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Mine is shrinking. You're stealing my boner gannable!
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natty_dread wrote:Mine is shrinking. You're stealing my boner gannable!


No, you gave it to him willingly remember?
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i feel the crown of thorns lifting from my head...

indeed, judgement day has arrived.
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Blitz's return is the day after the rapture... coincidence? I think not.
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Crazyirishman wrote:Blitz's return is the day after the rapture... coincidence? I think not.


OMFG Blitzaholic* is Jesus*! Repent!!
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King_Herpes wrote:
Crazyirishman wrote:Blitz's return is the day after the rapture... coincidence? I think not.


OMFG Blitzaholic* is Jesus*! Repent!!


in hindsight the asterisks should have made it obvious all along.
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I dont think he will be back. please donate his points to goodwill.
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this is perfect timing, i'm about to go away on vacation and need a sitter...-the black juju bean
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