Conquer Club

safariguy5 wrote:God, this thread has gotten even better after the first 2 pages. Listen 40kguy, if watching porn really constituted cheating, at least 50% of marriages would probably be voided. If you acted in a porno sure, but not watching one. Hell, some couples watch porn for new ideas.

That's just cheating together..

tkr4lf wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

tkr4lf wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

ljex wrote:Thanks for reminding me of 2 girls 1 cup

That was hot. At least in hindsight, I don't recall how I felt about it at the time. "Two guys and a hammer", was it?

Yes...two guys and a hammer. But it is nothing sexual at all. Hate to be the guy that ruins it for anybody wanting to watch it, but it's a video of two guys murdering a person. They crack him in the head a number of times with a hammer and then proceed to stab him and prod him with I believe a screwdriver. It's not cool at all. Way too real.

Oh... Well that sucks. I think I'll skip it in that case. I'd been thinking it might be along the lines of "1 guy 1 jar", which, sickening as it is, at least commands a certain amount of fascination. Murder on the other hand...

Now, 1 guy 1 jar was hilarious. And gross, yes. If you want to see something similar to that, there's one called something to do with a sandbox. Somebody on here probably knows the name. You should watch that. I kinda think it's fake, but it's hilarious and painful looking, lmao.

Edit: Perhaps it is 2 kids and a sandbox or something like that, don't know why thats sticking in my mind, but there ya go. And no, there are no kids in the video, just in case you're wondering.

Double Edit: After a google search, yes, it is 2 Kids 1 Sandbox. Hilarious!

Wut!?

But... Human anatomy!!

It might not quite be the last frontier from that one song, but it's fucking close.

Again.

GabonX wrote:

safariguy5 wrote:God, this thread has gotten even better after the first 2 pages. Listen 40kguy, if watching porn really constituted cheating, at least 50% of marriages would probably be voided. If you acted in a porno sure, but not watching one. Hell, some couples watch porn for new ideas.

That's just cheating together..

dont matter if your in the porno or not what really makes it cheating is if you partner does not approve it

To bring it back to rather messed-up videos, I recall once seeing a bit where a guy and a girl are out in the woods hunting in the winter. The girl shoots a pretty good sized bear... and then they f*ck on top of the dead bear. I'm giggling just remembering it. Can't for the life of me remember where I saw it (I had a buddy that was into all kinds of fucked up stuff, the sort of person where you'd hesitate to open an email from him), but I'm sure it's still out there...

MeDeFe wrote:Wut!?

But... Human anatomy!!

It might not quite be the last frontier from that one song, but it's fucking close.

Again.

Srsly. Do you think it's real? Honestly doesn't seem possible.

Also: Cow. Head. Video. Check last page for instructions towards reaching this El Dorado of shock video hilarity.

nietzsche wrote:Who do you think is the best porn actress?

Lupe Fuentes, aka Zuleidy, aka Little Lupe

maasman wrote:If I first come to an area, I'm not going to just start murdering everything there.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, HIPPY.





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maasman wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:When people first meet Dodo birds, it didn't occur to them to do anything but club them to death. There are a lot of written testimony's about how much fun they had just clubbing these friendly birds to death. It was human nature.

Clubbing dodos is not built into human nature. If I first come to an area, I'm not going to just start murdering everything there. Sex is much more ingrained into human nature.

I agree with you but I think that my point is still valid.

GabonX wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:

GabonX wrote:So do your value paying for your girlfriend to eat at Finnicuns? If not why do you pay?

Do you pay for your platonic guy friends to eat at Finnicuns?

#1 yes.
#2 I don't have any friends.

Juan_Bottom wrote:My friend even threw up on his keyboard.

This site was around when I was in High School. Now I just have family and "associates." You don't really have any friends in the mafia.

Haggis_McMutton wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:Wut!?

But... Human anatomy!!

It might not quite be the last frontier from that one song, but it's fucking close.

Again.

Srsly. Do you think it's real? Honestly doesn't seem possible.

Also: Cow. Head. Video. Check last page for instructions towards reaching this El Dorado of shock video hilarity.

Honestly there's an easier way of finding it. Do google search for most extreme sex video ever, click on 4th link down, and the video is right there, ready to be watched. And MeDeFe, you want to watch this one. It's the best one I've ever seen.

Juan_Bottom wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:But I have to say, am I the only man who get's grossed out by porn?

Yes.

Considering some of the things I've seen on the internet, normal, guy-on-girl porn is nothing. There is officially nothing visual that can gross me out.

Point of View, and lesbian stuff is ok to me. But the rest is just a "no thank you." But then lately someone pointed out that it's objectifying woman and now I feel bad. It's almost as bad as those places that they have to wear a burkha.... But then someone else said it's not the men taking advantage of the woman, it's the other way around. These women become glorified goddesses who take our money. I don't know what to think. I still like Gianna though.

you're such a fag

In terms of down right nasty willing to do anything ,i'd a deepthro** queen Heather Brook...as far as the classics....i'd say Cristy Canyon,in terms of hotness i'd say that Jenna chick.

AOG

My sentences are crafted fine. I didn't realize I had to spell it out for you. I thought a 19 year old who spent most of his day online would be able to distingush a basic sentence. I will be sure to do it better next time. Here you go.

I have zero respect for you. I will assume you are a child working on adulthood trying to get laughs from others on this forum because you are too insecure with yourself. Your glasses wearing days are over but your smarts are too much for me. Continue to belittle others to make yourself feel better. I thought I would engage in some banter with you because someone else in this thread said you 'owned' this thread. I guess it is not O.K. with you, I do not mean to offend any of your pole smoking followers. I thought it was silly of you to attack me instead of mentioning anything about my post is all. Was I offended? No. I have more to worry about than what a 19 year old thinks about me. I like to surf the internet and add my opinions.

Did I lay it out easy enough for you? I couldn't care less what you think about me. I did however think it was silly to attack me instead of mentioning anything about my post. Infact, without going back through the thread I am not sure you have still answered the OPs question.

Congrats on owning a 'thread/forum'. Your so much better than me and many others.

Juan_Bottom wrote: Everyone uses waiters

I've used several waitresses over the years, but would never use a waiter.

safariguy5 wrote:I blame Darwin.

Darwin blames you.

Juan_Bottom wrote:So is clubbing Dodo birds to extinction but that doesn't make it right. I can see how women may feel slighted. I don't think that I ever asked for anything. I just said that I feel bad.

Mmmmmmm.......Dodo burgers.

safariguy5 wrote:Listen 40kguy, if watching porn really constituted cheating, at least 50% of marriages would probably be voided.

50%,......LOL......I think you're aiming pretty low nowadays.


Okay, back on-topic, I'm in my forties so these are old-school:

Seka: She was just a classic.

Lisa Deleeuw: Loved that red bush.

Hyapatiea Lee: OMG those nipples.


I stopped adding names to porn when the internet became one with the world.


BTW, Anyone know why cavemen used to drag their women around by the hair?
Answer: when they dragged them by the feet they filled up with dirt.

ratdig04 wrote:AOG

Your so much better than me and many others.

lol

I don't know any pornstars names. I think it would be demeaning to me to concern myself with names.

I've had the offer of some film work.

At the bottom end of the market it comes down to enthusiastic amateurs and a bloke with a cam-corder. Very sleazy. Even I turned it down.

ratdig04 wrote:AOG

My sentences are crafted fine. I didn't realize I had to spell it out for you. I thought a 19 year old who spent most of his day online would be able to distingush a basic sentence. I will be sure to do it better next time. Here you go.

I have zero respect for you. I will assume you are a child working on adulthood trying to get laughs from others on this forum because you are too insecure with yourself. Your glasses wearing days are over but your smarts are too much for me. Continue to belittle others to make yourself feel better. I thought I would engage in some banter with you because someone else in this thread said you 'owned' this thread. I guess it is not O.K. with you, I do not mean to offend any of your pole smoking followers. I thought it was silly of you to attack me instead of mentioning anything about my post is all. Was I offended? No. I have more to worry about than what a 19 year old thinks about me. I like to surf the internet and add my opinions.

Did I lay it out easy enough for you? I couldn't care less what you think about me. I did however think it was silly to attack me instead of mentioning anything about my post. Infact, without going back through the thread I am not sure you have still answered the OPs question.

Congrats on owning a 'thread/forum'. Your so much better than me and many others.

Obviously you DO care about what a 19 year old thinks about you because you're spending so much fucking time trying to write up a response on some internet forum.

HERPDEEDERPDEETITTILYTUM

Tiggy D Amour wrote:I've had the offer of some film work.

At the bottom end of the market it comes down to enthusiastic amateurs and a bloke with a cam-corder. Very sleazy. Even I turned it down.

What if I said I had two Canon XA10 HD Professional's and some lighting equipment...and a roll of paper towels?

Incandenza wrote:To bring it back to rather messed-up videos, I recall once seeing a bit where a guy and a girl are out in the woods hunting in the winter. The girl shoots a pretty good sized bear... and then they f*ck on top of the dead bear. I'm giggling just remembering it. Can't for the life of me remember where I saw it (I had a buddy that was into all kinds of fucked up stuff, the sort of person where you'd hesitate to open an email from him), but I'm sure it's still out there...

I remember that one! It's called "Shake That Bear."


As for the OP:

1) Briana Banks
2) Amy Reid
3) Audrey Bitoni
4) Eva Angelina
5) Ashlynn Brooke


And this list is pretty good - a lot of my favorites are on here, and probably a lot of yours, too:
http://www.porn-star.com/top100.html


Hey, Ljex, remember when I made a list of my top 50 favorite or so pornstars? I lost that list, but I could definitely make it a top 200-250 if I really wanted to do it again.

jimboston wrote:Torri Welles

She's my favorite... old school, like 80's.

She may not the the "hottest"... especially compared with some of the more modern porn stars, but they are somewhat fake / air-brushed / implanted. She was real and natural... and she made you think she enjoyed her work.

FINALLY A FUCKING PICTURE WTF!

you guys are getting off easy and you can thank Boston for it.

A lot of the names posted in here are men, I'm pretty sure.

I don't really look for names, but this girl (Melanie Jane) is cute (maybe it's because she's from Columbia):

Lupe Fuentes, Spanish/Colombian, 4' 9"

Borderdawg wrote:

Lupe Fuentes, Spanish/Colombian, 4' 9"

She looks familiar. I think I've seen her in some lesbian stuff.

... for "modern" era stars I vote for Jenna...