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Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:03 am
by mpjh
Is that code for something?
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:52 pm
by clapper011
jakewilliams wrote:CreepersWiener wrote:keiths31 wrote:ManBungalow wrote:Maple syrup and hot-dogs.
My son eats hot dogs with peanut butter on them...
I like to dunk my wiener in peanut butter...
I ♥ you
you can have the peanut butter ......jake...
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:55 pm
by eddie2
eddie2 and jefjef or megaswoman.
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:41 pm
by mpjh
rdsrds2120 and clapper011
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:05 pm
by Army of GOD
Conquer Club and poop
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:19 pm
by rdsrds2120
mpjh wrote:rdsrds2120 and clapper011
I don't understand.
-rd
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:07 am
by john9blue
oil and water
amidoinitrite?
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:19 am
by mpjh
rdsrds2120 wrote:mpjh wrote:rdsrds2120 and clapper011
I don't understand.
-rd
Sorry rds -- might have been inappropriate anyway
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:45 am
by Skittles!
Jay, and logic.
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:11 am
by The Bison King
Conquer Club and Girlfriends
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:16 am
by Ace Rimmer
The Bison King wrote:Conquer Club and Girlfriends
Conquer Club and wives
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:35 am
by The Bison King
jakewilliams wrote:The Bison King wrote:Conquer Club and Girlfriends
Conquer Club and wives
Wives and Girlfriends
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:59 am
by JoshyBoy
Cars and black ice.
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:34 pm
by Mr Changsha
Mistresses, the wife (girlfriend at the time) and yours truly in a chance meeting at the office...
One knew nothing.
One knew of one.
One knew of both.
Only one was completely fucking bricking it. Only one was ball-achingly terrified. Only one visualised being attacked by three women (on an 18th floor balcony/garden) who all had, naturally, a smattering of kung fu. Only one was more than a little hungover...
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:57 pm
by JoshyBoy
I love you Mr. C.
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:59 pm
by Victor Sullivan
jefjef and Sully. Scratch that, I think we would make a cute couple
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:47 pm
by Army of GOD
poop and poop
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:00 pm
by Phatscotty
Army of GOD wrote:poop and poop
green poop and yellow poop
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:34 pm
by mpjh
imagination and poop
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:40 pm
by Mr Changsha
JoshyBoy wrote:I love you Mr. C.
That's just the kind of comment that gets old Mr C in trouble.
New Years Resolution for 2011...ignore the totty! Which is difficult, as Changsha is absolutely loaded with it and I'm a white guy with an uncanny ability to make said totty...titter.
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:14 pm
by Army of GOD
Mr Changsha wrote:JoshyBoy wrote:I love you Mr. C.
That's just the kind of comment that gets old Mr C in trouble.
New Years Resolution for 2011...ignore the totty! Which is difficult, as Changsha is absolutely loaded with it and I'm a white guy with an uncanny ability to make said totty...titter.
Now instead of a love triangle, it's a love trapezoid.
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:01 am
by Mr Changsha
Army of GOD wrote:Mr Changsha wrote:JoshyBoy wrote:I love you Mr. C.
That's just the kind of comment that gets old Mr C in trouble.
New Years Resolution for 2011...ignore the totty! Which is difficult, as Changsha is absolutely loaded with it and I'm a white guy with an uncanny ability to make said totty...titter.
Now instead of a love triangle, it's a love trapezoid.
Something else that doesn't mix...
Two cocks.
Whether that is on one individual, which would be frankly horrific if one comes to think about it, or a pair, two cocks should never be unleashed together in any kind of apparently hetrosexual context.
I was once offered the chance for a threesome with a chap and his girlfriend. They came around for a cup of tea, or whatever, and then started making out. I, naturally, went online. About 20 seconds later he had her tits out, she's got a good grip on, mad kissing and I really felt I had to say something. So I said "Ahem.." Not my wittiest moment I would admit. Chap breaks away from the girl and says "So uh...hey do you want to join in?" I immediately realised for the first time in my life (for I had never been in this situation before) that I
didn't, really
didn't want to want to see shagging as team sport (which is basically what I think is the impulse behind MMF rutting).
So I said "Well, I'll watch for a bit see what happens..." or something like that and then found myself having to watch a chap really go to town on this girl. Multi-difficult positions, lots of cardio, a big splash finish...and all the while me watching and feeling not in the slightest aroused. I was basically bored. I made a cup of tea at one point...much to the later hilarity of my pals.
So, at least for me, two cocks in a 'hetro-rutting scenario' simply do not mix.
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:29 am
by aage
What flavor of tea?
(this reminds me of
some episode of Friends, btw
)
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:03 pm
by bedub1
Did anybody mention bleach and ammonia?
Re: Things That Don't Mix
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:17 pm
by Baron Von PWN
ManBungalow wrote:Maple syrup and hot-dogs.
This is a filthy lie, take it back!