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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:13 pm
by 4 U 2 NV
Granted, but then everyone just stopped wishing to avoid you.
I wish LewisJB3 would just give me wicked's avatar.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:18 pm
by spiesr
granted but it was too much for you and you died!
i wish i had a wish with know drawbacks
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:18 pm
by LewisJB3
granted.... LewisJB3 then realizes that he doesn't have it.
I wish I was a black belt in TaeKwonDo
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:20 pm
by LewisJB3
.... I won't ruin my last one but I wish I wouldn't get cut in front of any more
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:30 am
by UCAbears
Granted, but you get cut in front of again and you go jump off a cliff.
I wish I had a peter pan hat
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:56 am
by AndyDufresne
Granted, but unfortunately it comes with green tights that are very revealing of your 'Tink'.
I wish the Man with the Yellow Hat would let me be free...
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:05 am
by dcowboys055
granted, but then you go and get into trouble and get arrested and have to wait years for your sentence to be finished.
i wish i could stay at major for longer than 3 days at a time
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:43 am
by mandalorian2298
Granted, but living with John Major proves to be boring.
I wish somebody would clean my bike for me.
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:03 am
by XenHu
mandalorian2298 wrote:Granted, but living with John Major proves to be boring.
I wish somebody would clean my bike for me.
Granted, but I left it soaking in water, so it got rusty....
I wish someone would make me a cheese sandwich...
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:41 am
by Stopper
Granted - but I made it with my knob cheese.
I wish I would shut up about knob cheese.
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:59 am
by wcaclimbing
Granted, but that made you shut up about everything and now you cant talk
I wish the people across the street would stop making so much noise making their new deck
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:42 pm
by DAZMCFC
granted, but then they won`t invite you to their bbq in the summer.
i wish the players in some of my games would hurry up
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:46 pm
by spiesr
granted but only for 1 min
i wish i could moo
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:11 pm
by gator24
granted but then you were a cow that walked by me and ...lunch
wish i could brush my teeth
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:29 pm
by KoolBak
Granted...but when you scrubbed thru all the built-up smegma, there were bare nerve roots, and.......KA-PWIIING!!! OOOOWWWWWIIIEEEE!!!! No more moo-cow for you....
I wish Fireside Poet would have a humongous losing strek
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:33 pm
by Scorba
Granted, but you were his doubles partner....
I wish France would sink.
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:11 pm
by bluereaper
Granted, but then all the french people migrat to where you live.
I wish i had a paintball gun.
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:23 pm
by gator24
Granted but the cops though it was real and shot you
wish i had a big pond to swim in
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:31 pm
by KoolBak
Granted, but too late you realized it was a holding pond for a waste treament facility....ack! That'll leave a mark.....
I wish I didnt have to change any more diapers.
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:38 pm
by gator24
Granted, but your Depends fill up and... well you get the picture
Wish my pond got cleaned
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:55 pm
by KoolBak
Granted...but a thermonuclear weapon is NOT the recommended cleaning utensil...LOL!!
I wish I had a 55 Chevy Nomad Restomod.....
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:42 pm
by bluereaper
Granted, but when you got it it was all rusted out and as soon as you touched it it fell apart.
I wish i had some more movies
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:42 pm
by happysadfun
Granted but the movies took over your life.
I wish that I had XP so I could install Left Behind...
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:58 pm
by Fireside Poet
Granted but upon install, you get the blue screen of death.
I wish to have a good weekend.
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:00 pm
by gator24
granted but i was with a fat chick and everyone saw
wish i had a swamp