Conquer Club

Victor Sullivan wrote:

slowreactor wrote:

Victor Sullivan wrote:There are stipulations, though. I no town, I no mafia - too mainstream for kitty. I decide easier for me side with town, especially cuz last night. I no listen to your mainstream crap, though! I my own cat! You promise no lynch me ever, then I tell.

-Sully

OMFG ITS HIGH EXPECTATIONS ASIAN DAD

Why you no read?? Kitty upset.

-Sully

a cat is fine too... hipster kitty.

speaking of which, it seems it is up to me to analyze this further
the one good thing that has come of this is that we have established there is flavor in the scenes
the *le laser point* seems to insinuate a fellow rage comic was involved in nagerous' death
the fuzziness of the victim makes me feel... ME GUSTA


aww, and why would anyone hate listening to "friday" on a loop? ME GUSTA all the seats

Victor Sullivan wrote:There are stipulations, though. I no town, I no mafia - too mainstream for kitty. I decide easier for me side with town, especially cuz last night. I no listen to your mainstream crap, though! I my own cat! You promise no lynch me ever, then I tell.

-Sully

So you're third party and you want to side with town? This seems a little strange. After last night, I'd think you would want to side with scum, not the other way around. Not that I'm complaining. Also, why do you believe me to be scum, bro?

Mr. Squirrel wrote:

Victor Sullivan wrote:There are stipulations, though. I no town, I no mafia - too mainstream for kitty. I decide easier for me side with town, especially cuz last night. I no listen to your mainstream crap, though! I my own cat! You promise no lynch me ever, then I tell.

-Sully

So you're third party and you want to side with town? This seems a little strange. After last night, I'd think you would want to side with scum, not the other way around. Not that I'm complaining. Also, why do you believe me to be scum, bro?

Challenge Accepted.

It sounds like he's soft claiming some kind of third party investigation role. I need to here more before I promise to never lynch you. No way do I make that promise when I haven't heard anything. Especially if you're claiming some kind of third party.

chapcrap wrote:

Mr. Squirrel wrote:

Victor Sullivan wrote:There are stipulations, though. I no town, I no mafia - too mainstream for kitty. I decide easier for me side with town, especially cuz last night. I no listen to your mainstream crap, though! I my own cat! You promise no lynch me ever, then I tell.

-Sully

So you're third party and you want to side with town? This seems a little strange. After last night, I'd think you would want to side with scum, not the other way around. Not that I'm complaining. Also, why do you believe me to be scum, bro?

Challenge Accepted.

It sounds like he's soft claiming some kind of third party investigation role. I need to here more before I promise to never lynch you. No way do I make that promise when I haven't heard anything. Especially if you're claiming some kind of third party.

It's possible he's softclaiming third party survivor, possibly with some sort of night ability. Not necessarily an anti-town third party, although I'd like clarification if possible.

That said, if he really is third party, this isn't as urgent an issue as finding mafia is.

Mr. Squirrel wrote:So you're third party and you want to side with town? This seems a little strange. After last night, I'd think you would want to side with scum, not the other way around. Not that I'm complaining. Also, why do you believe me to be scum, bro?

Maybe joining the Mafia would be too mainstream.

EWBTE

Well honestly if you were third party that just didn't want to be lynched, it would have probably have been better to say something like "I think I know who one of the scum are but I am third party and will not forfeit this information without a guarantee I won't be lynched in the future." Telling us who even without the how to an extent kind of defeats the purpose. that being said I can't really think of a reason we would want to waste a lynch on you at this point and I am not going to sweat the details.

Also isn't surviving too mainstream for hipster kitty?

What's taking victor so long here... :S

Duno. But hey, if he says he has dirt on Mr. S and he is a liar we do have 3 lynches today

Fk why not Vote Mr. S

I am going to guess softclaim 3rd party investigative who has to survive the game. Always best to side with town there, once you get the 3rd party out there publicly the mafia are not to likely to kill you unless you are a actual threat to them.

*Caveat with the vote* Vicky has to actually spill what's going on.

Vote Mr S

I don't always sit in the middle, but when I do I grow a big mole.

Kitty no "live" like mainstreamist whores. Kitty "survive". I so great, I Skitzo! No mainstreamist crap role. I cool. I underground.

You no Skitzo like kitty! Only kitty Skitzo! I target Squirrel. I get back result. Nice. I side with town. Scum worth more than town investigation. We lynch Squirrel, we all happy happy joy joy, 'kay?

-Sully

Well, I guess I might as well claim now then. I'm scumbag steve:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/scumbag-steve

I'm a town roleblocker. My PM talks about how much of a douche I am. It says lots of bad things about me. I took that to mean I might be a hated townie, but now it seems like I'm a miller. Never actually says that though.

I targeted rodion N1 cuz I couldn't imagine pedobear being a good role. Something must have happened though because as we found out rodion wasn't blocked. Maybe nagerous redirected me or someone got busdriven. Or maybe another roleblocker got me.

I targeted slowreactor N2. He was quiet all day, and stopped in only to add a vote to the wagon. Seemed scummy to me.

Scumbag steve?

slowreactor wrote:Scumbag steve?

yea, bro. I know, my claim is about as believable as pedobear's

oh, also my PR is to call people bro all the time. Although I'm sure you guys have noticed that already.

slowreactor wrote:Scumbag steve?

Sorry, double post. Can you confirm that you were roleblocked last night?

Victor Sullivan wrote:Kitty no "live" like mainstreamist whores. Kitty "survive". I so great, I Skitzo! No mainstreamist crap role. I cool. I underground.

You no Skitzo like kitty! Only kitty Skitzo! I target Squirrel. I get back result. Nice. I side with town. Scum worth more than town investigation. We lynch Squirrel, we all happy happy joy joy, 'kay?

-Sully

Gosh, how this post makes me loathe him enough to tie him to a chair and force him to drink his own piss.

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Safari, I do believe your claim, but I do not believe you to be town. You could very well be a mafia role-blocker.

Also, that post seems rather close to quoting your role-pm. I'm surprised that pancake and commnander let you post that much.


Vote Squirrel

Vote Squirrel I don't believe the claim he made at all.

Vote Squirrel. Well slowreactor?

vote squi

well i don't believe everything in his claim.

I have no night actions so I can't unfortunately.

Mr. Squirrel wrote:

slowreactor wrote:Scumbag steve?

Sorry, double post. Can you confirm that you were roleblocked last night?

EBWOP: I don't have any night actions so I can't unfortunately.

VioIet wrote:Squirrel, I do believe your claim, but I do not believe you to be town. You could very well be a mafia role-blocker.

I'd like to also point out how safari claimed that rodion was scum, yet when lynched he came up as 3rd party. One investigation has been wrong already, why not another? I can think of many ways that an investigation could have gone awry in this game. I'm not saying you should all clear me as town (hell, in your shoes I would probably lynch myself too... ) but keep an eye on me and wait. You have three lynches today. You could just as easily lynch me third as first. Maybe in our discussions today, someone else (a roleblocker or a framer or whatever) will be found and that will help to clear my name.

Besides that, what else can I say? Did you want me to make up a fake roleclaim? Did you want me come up with more convincing night actions? I told you all the truth. This way, if I am lynched, then you have the correct information on what I did before I died. There are a hundred other memes I could have claimed (seriously, 'bro' is not so debilitating of a PR that I couldn't have found a suitable replacement role). If you want to lynch me, go ahead. There is nothing more I can possibly say to dissuade you guys.

Mr. Squirrel wrote:

VioIet wrote:Squirrel, I do believe your claim, but I do not believe you to be town. You could very well be a mafia role-blocker.

I'd like to also point out how safari claimed that rodion was scum, yet when lynched he came up as 3rd party. One investigation has been wrong already, why not another? I can think of many ways that an investigation could have gone awry in this game. I'm not saying you should all clear me as town (hell, in your shoes I would probably lynch myself too... ) but keep an eye on me and wait. You have three lynches today. You could just as easily lynch me third as first. Maybe in our discussions today, someone else (a roleblocker or a framer or whatever) will be found and that will help to clear my name.

Besides that, what else can I say? Did you want me to make up a fake roleclaim? Did you want me come up with more convincing night actions? I told you all the truth. This way, if I am lynched, then you have the correct information on what I did before I died. There are a hundred other memes I could have claimed (seriously, 'bro' is not so debilitating of a PR that I couldn't have found a suitable replacement role). If you want to lynch me, go ahead. There is nothing more I can possibly say to dissuade you guys.

Challenge Accepted! You changed Vio's quote from Safari to Squirrel, but I think she meant Squirrel anyway, right Vio?

The problem is, with us needing 3 lynches anyway and you claiming someone named Scumbag after being essentially found guilty, how are we not supposed to lynch you? If it's a mess up, then so be it, then we can go after Sully for lynch number 2. Of course, I would be voting you even there was only one lynch today, based on the info. unvote vote Mr. Squirrel

Here's the problem I have with voting Mr. Squirrel:

He said he roleblocked me, and I have no way to refute or prove either way, since I have no night action. HOWEVER, if this was a fakeclaim, would he really take the chance of saying he roleblocked me, and risk me actually having a night action that went through and completely destroying his fakeclaim?

interesting... I have to go now, just finished catching up, will post later.

*sees a banana peel in the middle of a road, keeps walking*

-SG7 ( )

slowreactor wrote:Here's the problem I have with voting Mr. Squirrel:

He said he roleblocked me, and I have no way to refute or prove either way, since I have no night action. HOWEVER, if this was a fakeclaim, would he really take the chance of saying he roleblocked me, and risk me actually having a night action that went through and completely destroying his fakeclaim?

Are you asking me? Challenge Accepted!

I see what you're saying, but that doesn't mean he isn't really a mafia roleblocker. Heck, he doesn't even really have to be a roleblocker. If he's in the mafia and knows that you were investigated he could claim he blocked you. Or if you told the person that you were masoned with yesterday that you didn't have a night role and they told the rest of the mafia, then he would know he was safe that way as well. Or, you could be scum covering for him. I just think there are numerous ways to get around that.

Another point about the case: it's kind of a WIFOM argument that his name is Scumbag Steve. Why would he tell you that if he was scum? To make you think that he was town.

My vote stays. Especially with 3 people to cut loose.

Mods, is there a deadline?