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Vincent M wrote:hecter wrote:Vincent M wrote:what would you do with all the money in the world?

Fly to Norway…

*hands hecter some condoms*

That's it! I'm going to need more than just one large box!

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by Vincent M »
hecter wrote:Vincent M wrote:hecter wrote:Vincent M wrote:what would you do with all the money in the world?

Fly to Norway…

*hands hecter some condoms*

That's it! I'm going to need more than just one large box!

there will be so much banging that you will come back in a wheelchair because you cant feel your legs

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"Yes, I'll take 2 boxes of condoms please, one Extra Extra Large, and another Extra small for my friend..."

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by Vincent M »
static_ice wrote:"Yes, I'll take 2 boxes of condoms please, one Extra Extra Large, and another Extra small for my friend..."

*midget friend kills static*
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by hecter »
Vincent M wrote:hecter wrote:Vincent M wrote:hecter wrote:Vincent M wrote:what would you do with all the money in the world?

Fly to Norway…

*hands hecter some condoms*

That's it! I'm going to need more than just one large box!

there will be so much banging that you will come back in a wheelchair because you cant feel your legs

f*ck ya man! You better ship a crate of them over to Norway!

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by Vincent M »
with the extras you can make a dress

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Vincent M wrote:static_ice wrote:"Yes, I'll take 2 boxes of condoms please, one Extra Extra Large, and another Extra small for my friend..."

*midget friend kills static*
what's he gonna do? get an erection?

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Vincent M wrote:with the extras you can make a dress

Jesus… I… But… Coc… LMAO! Ya, LMAO… That works…

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by wiggybowler »
Hey guys I finally got home from work
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by Vincent M »
static_ice wrote:Vincent M wrote:static_ice wrote:"Yes, I'll take 2 boxes of condoms please, one Extra Extra Large, and another Extra small for my friend..."

*midget friend kills static*
what's he gonna do? get an erection?

*midget friend speaks*
Stop pushing me around static

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by static_ice »
hecter wrote:Vincent M wrote:with the extras you can make a dress

Jesus… I… But… Coc… LMAO! Ya, LMAO… That works…

you've never seen one of those before?
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by wiggybowler »
Vincent M wrote:with the extras you can make a dress

Here we have a lovely dress being worn by Angelica notice the tight... form fitting.... ahhhhhhhhh.......dang it anyone have a towel.

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Vincent M wrote:static_ice wrote:Vincent M wrote:static_ice wrote:"Yes, I'll take 2 boxes of condoms please, one Extra Extra Large, and another Extra small for my friend..."

*midget friend kills static*
what's he gonna do? get an erection?

*midget friend speaks*
Stop pushing me around static

"little people carry little packages..."
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static_ice wrote:hecter wrote:Vincent M wrote:with the extras you can make a dress

Jesus… I… But… Coc… LMAO! Ya, LMAO… That works…

you've never seen one of those before?
No one made out of condoms!
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damn, that dyke knows her condoms...
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by Vincent M »
wiggy is silly
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Sorry

No, I haven't seen them before.
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by Vincent M »
static_ice wrote:damn, that dyke knows her condoms...
probly opens all of them with her mouth

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by static_ice »
Vincent M wrote:static_ice wrote:damn, that dyke knows her condoms...
probly opens all of them with her mouth

"cartmann, why are you licking the floor?"
"my mom said to be a lesbian you have to lick some carpet"
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static_ice wrote:Vincent M wrote:static_ice wrote:damn, that dyke knows her condoms...
probly opens all of them with her mouth

"cartmann, why are you licking the floor?"
"my mom said to be a lesbian you have to lick some carpet"
Ah… Good times, good times…
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by static_ice »

hecter...
...hopefully cynthia didn't read that...
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static_ice wrote::lol: hecter...
...hopefully cynthia didn't read that...
Read what? And she doesn't care. If she did, she's a hypocrite.
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by wiggybowler »
Vincent M wrote:wiggy is silly
I just wanted a laugh
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