You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

[Mr Changsha]

Hey guys, I'm sure you know what this is XD XD XD. I'll start first. Without further ado...

You know you played too much Conquer Club when...

1)You were shocked how actual wars were fought.

2)You move a step every hour.

3)You start donning the uniform of a general whenever you play this game.

4)You start having a wardrobe of different military uniforms for different maps XD (WW2, Modern, Feudal XD).

5)You start forgetting what a navy or an air force is.

6)You decided to sue Hasbro for copying Conquer Club.

7)You were horrified at how many soldiers every country have in real-life. OMG China has 3 MILLION!!! WE'LL DIE OMG OMG

8 )You were surprised how slow territories were taken in real wars.

All this in a day? Life must be on permanent fast forward for you. I was still working out how to log on after a week...

Fair play to you 'joined July 30th'. You must have an IQ of 285.6.

I dread to think how you handle work. ..

[obliterationX]

You know you played too much Conquer Club when...

you make multis and post on the forums.

[owenshooter]

repeat threads no longer annoy you...
Subject: You know you played too much Conquer Club when... XD
and you no longer feel the need to say, "search is your friend."-0

[oVo]

your knowledge of current news events comes from this forum.

[lord voldemort]

your knowledge of current news events comes from this forum.

its how i found out michael jackson was dead!!

[oVo]

. . . every x-moniker or numbered suffix123 with a ? looks like a potential multi.
or
. . . you totally overlook this thread and start a new one.

[finchboy]

when Blitzy puts you on one of his lists...

[owenshooter]

. . . every x-moniker or numbered suffix123 with a ? looks like a potential multi.
or
. . . you totally overlook this thread and start a new one.

you don't get the joke initially in another thread or this thread, despite them being posted directly above or a few posts before yours...
OR
you steal your material from another thread to post in an identical thread as if it were your own... ahem...

Subject: You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

repeat threads no longer annoy you...
Subject: You know you played too much Conquer Club when... XD
and you no longer feel the need to say, "search is your friend."-0

[oVo]

your avatar turns black.

[whitestazn88]

when you feel the need to reiterate that repeating threads is really not that cool, because you feel that you've been part of the forum long enough to use the search function.

[owenshooter]

when whitey's boobs have worn off of you and you miss his old goofy pic...-0

[xbriannova]

Okay, I guess I missed them. Still, you guys could tell me without using all that sarcasm and remarks .

[whitestazn88]

when whitey's boobs have worn off of you and you miss his old goofy pic...-0

when piss jesus was the most bannable offense around. nowadays, posting is considered major trolling...

[Master Fenrir]

your avatar turns black.

This gave me a good laugh.


You know you're obsessed when anytime you hear 'Australia' used in a sentence, the first thing you think of is "+2 bonus."

[sinctheassasin]

when You advertise your draft room maps to other people outside of cc

[Georgerx7di]

When your computer monitor is giving you a headache, but you have to refresh one of your tabs to see if you have a turn or if there is a new tourney starting.


Edit: When you know how many ud's you have for terminator, standard and doubles off the top of your head.

[JoshyBoy]

You're trying to pick paint and your girlfriend says "teal" and you automatically think of the 6th choice of colour on CC.

[oVo]

when you still think cyan is teal.

and

when merged threads make you think WTF? and freak you out.

[jammyjames]

when you catch herpes...

[iceco]

when you catch herpes...

on purpose because you thought it would give you bonus troops

[daddy1gringo]

You know you're obsessed with CC when: you need something and start thinking who your best friends are, and all the top choices are people whose faces you've never seen, who live in faraway states or countries, but they're in your "clan".

[PLAYER57832]

When one of your first thoughts during a family emergency is "I better get someone to take my turns for me".

[Master Fenrir]

Happened earlier today:

You know you're addicted when a co-worker goes out of their way to be a pain in your ass and the first thing you think is "You're foed."

[AndyDufresne]

...when you see the initials CC anywhere, and think of Conquer Club only.


--Andy

[Kotaro]

Recently, I was on an old gaming forums IRC, and someone asked where they could find CC.

I linked the site, and then CrystalClear gave me a stern look... woops