Conquer Club

OnlyAmbrose wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Is that girl huge, or is Ambrose teeny-tiny? I can't figure it out... but she would definately stand a chance against him in a fight.

She's actually a few millimeters shorter than me without heels, but I won't dispute that she could probably take me out. The jacket hides my little pidgeon-arms

Thats what you get for only doing track!

muy_thaiguy wrote:

OnlyAmbrose wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:Is that girl huge, or is Ambrose teeny-tiny? I can't figure it out... but she would definately stand a chance against him in a fight.

She's actually a few millimeters shorter than me without heels, but I won't dispute that she could probably take me out. The jacket hides my little pidgeon-arms

Thats what you get for only doing track!

Yeah, well, runners have better dancing stamina, and I rolled up my sleeves at the dance so I looked buff enough while rocking out So no regrets about just doing track

Could have done wrestling, it not only builds up your stamina or makes you strong, but it gets you into great shape.

muy_thaiguy wrote:Could have done wrestling, it not only builds up your stamina or makes you strong, but it gets you into great shape.

Yeah but there's girls on my schools wrestling team. That would be AWKward.

OnlyAmbrose wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Could have done wrestling, it not only builds up your stamina or makes you strong, but it gets you into great shape.

Yeah but there's girls on my schools wrestling team. That would be AWKward.

Because, they would constantly beat the living snot out of you?

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Yes, that's me, in a tuxedo, pointing to an Asia van with a root beer in my hand.

I didn't even know that there was a make of car called "Asia".

Ambrose, how do you land such hot babes? What is your secret?

Are you implying that he is unattractive and boring?

you look like a serial killer lol

OnlyAmbrose wrote:Meh, all the pictures I ever post are of dances. Probably because that's really the only time I get pictures taken of me haha. Here's prom last week:

There is hope for the world yet. (I still can't believe you color coordinated your tie and pocket square to her dress. You are definitely a person of high fashion sense!)

btownmeggy wrote:Ambrose, how do you land such hot babes? What is your secret?

I've heard all girls have a bad-boy well-spoken libertarian phase. In that case, if Ambrose can't, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Dancing Mustard wrote:

colourmedull wrote:

any better?
because clearly i'm a hooker.

I saw your first picture and was about to get my sleazy internet sexual harassment thing on.

But now I realise that to do so would be signing myself up for the sex offenders register. Sorry.

I hope you will understand.

Join me Mustard.

I'm sorry, but that pic of Only Analrose and his bird almost made me vomit with jealousy and self disgust.
Remove the word "almost" to connect more closely with your disappointed correspondent.

Could the guy be any more good looking?
Darn it. I thought my Young Boy phase was behind me. Behind me. Oh dear, the word behind.

Damn Ambrose, you get all the fine girls!

btownmeggy wrote:Ambrose, how do you land such hot babes? What is your secret?

Two words for you: FARMER. TAN.



Attractive isn't it?

You should really let your hair grow more though.

Courtesy of Norse:



It made me giggle.

My first instinct was to say "No! We're just cross country runners!" But then I thought about our experiences at summer camp and thought better of it.

Snorri1234 wrote:Courtesy of Norse:



It made me giggle.

That was almost too easy. Props to Ambrose for subjecting himself to the internet wolves which are bound to use that pic against him about 10 years from now. I hope he never decides to run for political office cause I'd hate to see the campaign posters.

Hey i have the same spikes as one of those kids.

But i dont walk around with short shorts and no shirt on....

Kaplowitz wrote:Hey i have the same spikes as one of those kids.

But i dont walk around with short shorts and no shirt on....

But don't you wish you could?

Snorri1234 wrote:

Kaplowitz wrote:Hey i have the same spikes as one of those kids.

But i dont walk around with short shorts and no shirt on....

But don't you wish you could?

I dont always wish the same as you snorri. You may want to see me like that, but i know a bunch of people who wouldnt

OnlyAmbrose wrote:But then I thought about our experiences at summer camp and thought better of it.

Didn't realise summer camp was now a euphamism for "HUGE WANK FEST"

suggs wrote:Didn't realise summer camp was now a euphamism for "HUGE WANK FEST"
so....
which camp was it?