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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:19 pm
by life-saver
Granted, but all your friends become un-popular, and then they think you are unpopular too and you have to go on a quest for the banana of popularity and then you have to-
/ramble
I wish it was raining.
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:22 pm
by Fircoal
It starts raining. here.
(It probably will soon. ^_^ )
I wish for nothing
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:28 pm
by Daring Overlord5
wish granted
for the rest of your life you get NOTHING EVER
i wish for a wining football team in my state next year
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:30 pm
by Kaplowitz
granted but football sucks.
I wish for socks
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:38 pm
by browng-08
Granted but wearing them triggers your horrible wool allergy and you grow boils all over your body.
I wish for cheese.
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:12 pm
by Fircoal
it's moldy cheese.
I wish for this wish not to be granted
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:29 pm
by Kaplowitz
You win....
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:30 pm
by cena-rules
I wish to have 10000 posts
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:57 pm
by Hitman079
granted, but on your 10,216th post you get permanently banned for spamming.
i wish my novel shall be super popular
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:08 pm
by Kaplowitz
Granted, but Opra talks about it and everyone loses interest.
I wish that i was [insert funny sentence here]
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:16 pm
by cena-rules
granted but its so big it falls off
I wish apey loved me
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:23 pm
by strike wolf
Granted but the one who granted it thought the y was an s and now you have to flee from an army of love-sick gorillas.
I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish.
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:26 pm
by Kaplowitz
You think of it, but forget it because of your short-term memory loss.
I wish i had super powers
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:28 pm
by strike wolf
Granted your super power is to be the weakest and most unpopular person on the planet.
I wish I didn't have short-term memory loss.
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:34 pm
by browng-08
Granted. But I do, and I forgot what you wished for and got you socks instead.
I wish for crackers for my moldy cheese
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:36 pm
by cena-rules
granted but they are plastic
i wish these apes would go home and apey would love me
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:40 pm
by browng-08
cena-rules wrote:granted but they are plastic
i wish these apes would go home and apey would love me
Granted. Apes go home and take apey with them.
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:41 pm
by apey
granted but u r not the only man she loves
(sorry but i gotta big heart)
I wish that I was not so mean to poor cena
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:42 pm
by cena-rules
granted cena loves you more
i wish for banoffee pie
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:43 pm
by apey
granted took me all week to find it so it was rotten
I wish i was a mod
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:45 pm
by Fircoal
granted you are a mod at the loser forums
I wish to have a big sex party
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:46 pm
by apey
granted but now u have siphillis n gonerhea
I wish I was the sexiest woman in the world
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:47 pm
by cena-rules
already happening
i wish i was the sexiest man in the world
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:47 pm
by browng-08
Granted but I am the only one to show up.
I wish I had an icecream sandwich.
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:47 pm
by Fircoal
impossible
I wish for another wish