Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

life-saver · Post by **life-saver** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:19 pm

Granted, but all your friends become un-popular, and then they think you are unpopular too and you have to go on a quest for the banana of popularity and then you have to-

/ramble

I wish it was raining.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:22 pm

It starts raining. here.

(It probably will soon. ^_^ )

I wish for nothing :twisted:

Daring Overlord5 · Post by **Daring Overlord5** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:28 pm

wish granted
for the rest of your life you get NOTHING EVER

i wish for a wining football team in my state next year

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:30 pm

granted but football sucks.

I wish for socks

browng-08 · Post by **browng-08** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:38 pm

Granted but wearing them triggers your horrible wool allergy and you grow boils all over your body.

I wish for cheese.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:12 pm

it's moldy cheese.

I wish for this wish not to be granted

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:29 pm

You win....

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:30 pm

I wish to have 10000 posts

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:57 pm

granted, but on your 10,216th post you get permanently banned for spamming.
i wish my novel shall be super popular

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:08 pm

Granted, but Opra talks about it and everyone loses interest.

I wish that i was [insert funny sentence here]

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:16 pm

granted but its so big it falls off

I wish apey loved me

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:23 pm

Granted but the one who granted it thought the y was an s and now you have to flee from an army of love-sick gorillas.

I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish.

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:26 pm

You think of it, but forget it because of your short-term memory loss.

I wish i had super powers

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:28 pm

Granted your super power is to be the weakest and most unpopular person on the planet.

I wish I didn't have short-term memory loss.

browng-08 · Post by **browng-08** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:34 pm

Granted. But I do, and I forgot what you wished for and got you socks instead.

I wish for crackers for my moldy cheese

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:36 pm

granted but they are plastic

i wish these apes would go home and apey would love me

browng-08 · Post by **browng-08** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:40 pm

cena-rules wrote:granted but they are plastic

i wish these apes would go home and apey would love me

Granted. Apes go home and take apey with them.

apey · Post by **apey** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:41 pm

granted but u r not the only man she loves :cry:

(sorry but i gotta big heart)

I wish that I was not so mean to poor cena

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:42 pm

granted cena loves you more

i wish for banoffee pie

apey · Post by **apey** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:43 pm

granted took me all week to find it so it was rotten
I wish i was a mod

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:45 pm

granted you are a mod at the loser forums

I wish to have a big sex party

apey · Post by **apey** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:46 pm

granted but now u have siphillis n gonerhea
I wish I was the sexiest woman in the world

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:47 pm

already happening

i wish i was the sexiest man in the world

browng-08 · Post by **browng-08** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:47 pm

Granted but I am the only one to show up.

I wish I had an icecream sandwich.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:47 pm

impossible

I wish for another wish