Conquer Club

My long awaited return is much appreciated by a bunch of people I don't even know. But I appreciate the reception I got.

I join with people on the hill I once attempted to destroy.

you all suck dick! and get penis poisining!

EL squirrel's hill

A nurse cures us of this illness and we forget how on God's green Earth we got the disease, and return to our hetrosexual ways.

P&S Hill

yes, but not all of God's earth is green! you acually have a boner that lasts so long ur balls blow up! now the squirrel just rips out ur throat! u die! and there is not way in God's multi colored earth that u will ever return!

El Squirrel's HILL

g unit wrote:yes, but not all of God's earth is green! you acually have a boner that lasts so long ur balls blow up! now the squirrel just rips out ur throat! u die! and there is not way in God's multi colored earth that u will ever return!

El Squirrel's HILL

Stop ranting and get an AVATAR for friks sake, it makes you look like a noob. Even though clearly you already are.

Now then, did someone bring the FRIKKEN JAM???
I hate having plain sandwiches!

Ok minister let's jam!





Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
Can't touch this
Can’t touch this

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known
as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch

I told you homeboy,can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know,
can't touch this
Look in my eyes man, can't touch this
Yo let me bust the funky lyrics, you can’t touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on
Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh they can't touch

Yo I told you, can't touch this
Why you standing there man, can't touch this
Yo sound the bell school is in sucker
, can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm
Making no sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
So now they know
You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because you know
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Go with the flow it is said
If you can't move to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump

Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this
Look man, can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in, break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!

Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don’t hit
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play

Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Yea, Can't touch this
I told you, can't touch this
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here, you can't touch this




P&S hill

hecter wrote:

The Weird One wrote:

hecter wrote:All Spamalot members must respect the treaty!

can't we talk about this for a second hecter???

the point of this thread is to have a violent massacre at every post!!! the treaty just ruins it

Well, I SUPPOSE we could vote on it…

I'll make an announcement tomorrow, but until then, the treaty stands.

Alright, ALL Spamaloters AND picnickers (yes, both) send me a PM telling me whether or not you want to treaty to stand.

hecter wrote:

hecter wrote:

The Weird One wrote:

hecter wrote:All Spamalot members must respect the treaty!

can't we talk about this for a second hecter???

the point of this thread is to have a violent massacre at every post!!! the treaty just ruins it

Well, I SUPPOSE we could vote on it…

I'll make an announcement tomorrow, but until then, the treaty stands.

Alright, ALL Spamaloters AND picnickers (yes, both) send me a PM telling me whether or not you want to treaty to stand.

i started the treaty

Do we care? Stop googling at the past and think of the future! Or maybe the present, I do love presents...

Oh and btw, I now have Premium! Eat it!!!

Can we get back to the hill now? I run up behind the people on the hill and shout
Pickles!
just behind their ears. they jump up and turn round to see my avatar shooting them into next year!

My hill! (am letting PE24 on the hill as a visitor. i've missed my pet monkey. *pats PE24 on the head*)

Newcastle wrote:Can we get back to the hill now? I run up behind the people on the hill and shout
Pickles!
just behind their ears. they jump up and turn round to see my avatar shooting them into next year!

My hill! (am letting PE24 on the hill as a visitor. i've missed my pet monkey. *pats PE24 on the head*)

You fool! We are now all pacifists! We have declared the hill a "Make love, not War" zone, so no killing is allowed. Anyone attempting to do so gets a visit from Captain PAIN!

Minister Masket, I stole all of your jam

*chunks the picnic's supply of jam off of the hill where it shatters and is eaten by an assortment of small, fluffy mammals*

hecter wrote:Alright, ALL Spamaloters AND picnickers (yes, both) send me a PM telling me whether or not you want to treaty to stand.

Well, this sounds like the pro-alliance have one more chance.

hecter wrote:

hecter wrote:

The Weird One wrote:

hecter wrote:All Spamalot members must respect the treaty!

can't we talk about this for a second hecter???

the point of this thread is to have a violent massacre at every post!!! the treaty just ruins it

Well, I SUPPOSE we could vote on it…

I'll make an announcement tomorrow, but until then, the treaty stands.

Alright, ALL Spamaloters AND picnickers (yes, both) send me a PM telling me whether or not you want to treaty to stand.

I would pm you, but I have no idea WHAT you're talking about

PM him and vote for the alliance

dustn64 wrote:PM him and vote for the alliance

Is it something Spamalot members would do?

only the cool members

dustn64 wrote:only the cool members

I just checked, and YOU'RE NOT in Spamalot. Therefore, I will wait i\until one of the officila members tells me what the HELL is going on

But I am trying to create a alliance with them if that counts for anything

Aries wrote:

dustn64 wrote:only the cool members

I just checked, and YOU'RE NOT in Spamalot. Therefore, I will wait i\until one of the officila members tells me what the HELL is going on

I am official...

most of spamalot wants an alliance with the picnic people, but a couple of knights still want war. then hecter told everyone in spamalot to share the hill, then the anti-alliance knights complained, so now we're all pm'ing hecter to vote whether or not spamalot will make an alliance with picnic

sorry I kinda overexplained it...didn't know how far behind you were...

Thank you Static

no prob dustn

black hole eats all your food, you have to go to the shops to get more,

my hill/singularity.

While I am at the store I stock up on muscle builder. I drink tons of it and walk up the hill. I use my muscles to crack walnuts with my bare hands. Then I ask you to join the picnic and give you a bag of the walnuts I just cracked. I kindly ask you to leave the hill while you think about wether you want to join us at the picnic or not.

P & S hill

dustn64 wrote:While I am at the store I stock up on muscle builder. I drink tons of it and walk up the hill. I use my muscles to crack walnuts with my bare hands. Then I ask you to join the picnic and give you a bag of the walnuts I just cracked. I kindly ask you to leave the hill while you think about wether you want to join us at the picnic or not.

P & S hill