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- Minister Masket
- Posts: 4882
- Joined: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:24 pm
- Gender: Male
- Location: On The Brink
g unit wrote:yes, but not all of God's earth is green! you acually have a boner that lasts so long ur balls blow up! now the squirrel just rips out ur throat! u die! and there is not way in God's multi colored earth that u will ever return!
El Squirrel's HILL
Stop ranting and get an AVATAR for friks sake, it makes you look like a noob. Even though clearly you already are.
Now then, did someone bring the FRIKKEN JAM???
I hate having plain sandwiches!
Victrix Fortuna Sapientia


Ok minister let's jam!
Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known
as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch
I told you homeboy,can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know,
can't touch this
Look in my eyes man, can't touch this
Yo let me bust the funky lyrics, you can’t touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on
Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh they can't touch
Yo I told you, can't touch this
Why you standing there man, can't touch this
Yo sound the bell school is in sucker
, can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making no sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
So now they know
You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
Go with the flow it is said
If you can't move to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this
Look man, can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in, break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don’t hit
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Yea, Can't touch this
I told you, can't touch this
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here, you can't touch this
P&S hill
Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
Can't touch this
Can’t touch this
My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known
as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch
I told you homeboy,can't touch this
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know,
can't touch this
Look in my eyes man, can't touch this
Yo let me bust the funky lyrics, you can’t touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on
Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh they can't touch
Yo I told you, can't touch this
Why you standing there man, can't touch this
Yo sound the bell school is in sucker
, can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making no sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
So now they know
You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
Go with the flow it is said
If you can't move to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Now move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this
Look man, can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in, break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Hammer time!
Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don’t hit
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Yea, Can't touch this
I told you, can't touch this
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here, you can't touch this
P&S hill
- hecter
- Posts: 14632
- Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:27 pm
- Gender: Female
- Location: Tying somebody up on the third floor
- Contact:
hecter wrote:The Weird One wrote:hecter wrote:All Spamalot members must respect the treaty!
can't we talk about this for a second hecter???
the point of this thread is to have a violent massacre at every post!!! the treaty just ruins it
Well, I SUPPOSE we could vote on it…
I'll make an announcement tomorrow, but until then, the treaty stands.
Alright, ALL Spamaloters AND picnickers (yes, both) send me a PM telling me whether or not you want to treaty to stand.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.


- duday53
- Posts: 3046
- Joined: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:57 pm
- Gender: Male
- Location: 1 hour north of Toronto, Ontario.
i started the treatyhecter wrote:hecter wrote:The Weird One wrote:hecter wrote:All Spamalot members must respect the treaty!
can't we talk about this for a second hecter???
the point of this thread is to have a violent massacre at every post!!! the treaty just ruins it
Well, I SUPPOSE we could vote on it…
I'll make an announcement tomorrow, but until then, the treaty stands.
Alright, ALL Spamaloters AND picnickers (yes, both) send me a PM telling me whether or not you want to treaty to stand.
lalaland wrote:This is what I love about Spamalot... you click on a title to a thread, and you have no idea what you'll find inside...
- Minister Masket
- Posts: 4882
- Joined: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:24 pm
- Gender: Male
- Location: On The Brink
Can we get back to the hill now? I run up behind the people on the hill and shout
Pickles!
just behind their ears. they jump up and turn round to see my avatar shooting them into next year!
My hill! (am letting PE24 on the hill as a visitor. i've missed my pet monkey. *pats PE24 on the head*)
Pickles!
just behind their ears. they jump up and turn round to see my avatar shooting them into next year!
My hill! (am letting PE24 on the hill as a visitor. i've missed my pet monkey. *pats PE24 on the head*)
booyaka, booyaka 619!


- Minister Masket
- Posts: 4882
- Joined: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:24 pm
- Gender: Male
- Location: On The Brink
Newcastle wrote:Can we get back to the hill now? I run up behind the people on the hill and shout
Pickles!
just behind their ears. they jump up and turn round to see my avatar shooting them into next year!
My hill! (am letting PE24 on the hill as a visitor. i've missed my pet monkey. *pats PE24 on the head*)
You fool! We are now all pacifists! We have declared the hill a "Make love, not War" zone, so no killing is allowed. Anyone attempting to do so gets a visit from Captain PAIN!
Victrix Fortuna Sapientia


- The Weird One
- Posts: 7059
- Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 8:21 pm
- Location: cursing the spiteful dice gods
Minister Masket, I stole all of your jam
*chunks the picnic's supply of jam off of the hill where it shatters and is eaten by an assortment of small, fluffy mammals*
*chunks the picnic's supply of jam off of the hill where it shatters and is eaten by an assortment of small, fluffy mammals*
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
- Aries
- Posts: 2659
- Joined: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:25 am
- Location: Outside your door waiting for you to die :D
- Contact:
hecter wrote:hecter wrote:The Weird One wrote:hecter wrote:All Spamalot members must respect the treaty!
can't we talk about this for a second hecter???
the point of this thread is to have a violent massacre at every post!!! the treaty just ruins it
Well, I SUPPOSE we could vote on it…
I'll make an announcement tomorrow, but until then, the treaty stands.
Alright, ALL Spamaloters AND picnickers (yes, both) send me a PM telling me whether or not you want to treaty to stand.
I would pm you, but I have no idea WHAT you're talking about
- static_ice
- Posts: 9174
- Joined: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:51 am
Aries wrote:dustn64 wrote:only the cool members
I just checked, and YOU'RE NOT in Spamalot. Therefore, I will wait i\until one of the officila members tells me what the HELL is going on
I am official...
most of spamalot wants an alliance with the picnic people, but a couple of knights still want war. then hecter told everyone in spamalot to share the hill, then the anti-alliance knights complained, so now we're all pm'ing hecter to vote whether or not spamalot will make an alliance with picnic
sorry I kinda overexplained it...didn't know how far behind you were...
R.I.P. Chef
- dustn64
- Posts: 4683
- Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 4:35 pm
- Gender: Male
- Location: The Birthplace of Basketball
While I am at the store I stock up on muscle builder. I drink tons of it and walk up the hill. I use my muscles to crack walnuts with my bare hands. Then I ask you to join the picnic and give you a bag of the walnuts I just cracked. I kindly ask you to leave the hill while you think about wether you want to join us at the picnic or not.
P & S hill
P & S hill
- static_ice
- Posts: 9174
- Joined: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:51 am
dustn64 wrote:While I am at the store I stock up on muscle builder. I drink tons of it and walk up the hill. I use my muscles to crack walnuts with my bare hands. Then I ask you to join the picnic and give you a bag of the walnuts I just cracked. I kindly ask you to leave the hill while you think about wether you want to join us at the picnic or not.
P & S hill
R.I.P. Chef

