Conquer Club

Quirk wrote:

d'aww...

already taler than AoG

nietzsche wrote:already taler than AoG

The canine?

no i think he goes by AoG the midget.

Indeed.

So I'm trying to add a profile to the "Project Casting" site, to give myself another place to find auditions.
It keeps deleting my "project" details and the link to a video.
That's bad enough, but...
You can't put your birth date before 1970.
It keeps resetting my body type to "muscular".
It keeps resetting my height to "3 foot or under"

So in case you love Westerns and want to relive the wild west, it's not too late:
CLICKBAIT

Are you thinking of getting some pigs and setting up shop there?

jonesthecurl wrote:So I'm trying to add a profile...
You can't put your birth date before 1970.
It keeps resetting my body type to "muscular".
It keeps resetting my height to "3 foot or under"

Just run with it Jones. You might not get any call backs, but the auditions should be a hoot!

It reminds me somehow of the weirdest headline I ever saw...
"Dwarf Gordon Ramsay look-alike porn actor eaten by badgers"

jonesthecurl wrote:It reminds me somehow of the weirdest headline I ever saw...
"Dwarf Gordon Ramsay look-alike porn actor eaten by badgers"

"Jap Scientologists Ate My Grandfather" was the title of a short story by Crad Kilodney.

But this was real. Apparently there is a whole porn industry of celeb lookalikes who are dwarfs. The Badger part was also real - the guy had been murdered then stuffed down a badger sett.

jonesthecurl wrote:It reminds me somehow of the weirdest headline I ever saw...
"Dwarf Gordon Ramsay look-alike porn actor eaten by badgers"

pictures or it never happened

jonesthecurl wrote:But this was real. Apparently there is a whole porn industry of celeb lookalikes who are dwarfs. The Badger part was also real - the guy had been murdered then stuffed down a badger sett.

Huffpost says it was a hoax. https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/percy-foster-dead_n_962667

Sorry.

Odd. I don't know where i saw it, but it certainly wasn't in the Sunday Sport, which makes the National Enquirer look credible. Still, I'm glad i didn't see Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it's up your arse we go.

So, for the curlson's birthday we took him out for dinner. We wnet to a hibachi place, which he has always enjoyed. I hate 'em. Just give me my fukkin food, and stop arsing about!

We went to a Korean one yesterday with my wife's buddy from work and her family.

So they seat us and I figure the electric grill at one of the two tables is broken because there is a poster in it and the handle to lift the cover is missing.

Sure enough after some discussion the guy sort of explains that is the case but don't worry they'll just cook everything in the kitchen. Uh, ok but we kind of went so the family joining us could experience the self cooking thing.

The guy says if we want, they can bring half cooked food and half raw so the kids can use the grill.

Turned out pretty good. Their electric grills sucked and took way too long to cook on.

One of their boys has some issues and the cook your own made him a bit upset. He kept complaining, "It's not cooked yet, I'm not eating this." His brother and our son, are slightly younger and made it worse for him by playing with the tongs and trying things too early.

We ordered the second round of meats all kitchen cooked and accidentally way over ordered.

Ended up fun to have some entertainment for the two younger boys and we managed to finish all the food, even though we were concerned that might not be possible at one point.

This might be the best kids book response I've ever seen. Some oak flooring company decided to respond to the Lorax in the 80s:
https://www.woodfloors.org/truax.pdf

There are two pages on each page, so read the left page first.

Didn't think this was big enough for its own thread, but wanted to post it somewhere:


https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/7/24/17606958/meat-cheese-surplus-visualized

Dukasaur wrote:Didn't think this was big enough for its own thread, but wanted to post it somewhere:


https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/7/24/17606958/meat-cheese-surplus-visualized

I like that they put some lettuce into the visual.

So the curlson's daughter now calls me "Grandpa Jonesey". That's fine, but she's taken to calling her dad "Daddy Jonesey", which I find much more amusing than he does.