Conquer Club

Neither. Roger Moore.

bob bonks you in the head
my hill

bob then bonks me in the head
bob's hill

Who the f*ck is bob and what's his obsession with hitting people in the head???

PICNIC Hill

danodukebb wrote:Who the f*ck is bob and what's his obsession with hitting people in the head???

PICNIC Hill

I ruin your picnic. See sig

I roll over you all in a steamroller. My hill. And my hamburger.

helmut wrote:I roll over you all in a steamroller. My hill. And my hamburger.

I quickly put some spam into the steam roller. The steam roller fails.

I kill you.

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The steam roller explodes when you put spam in it and the force from the explosion blasts you in to outerspace and you can no longer breathe so you die. I put out a blanket and start a new picnic.


picnic hill

dustn64 wrote:The steam roller explodes when you put spam in it and the force from the explosion blasts you in to outerspace and you can no longer breathe so you die. I put out a blanket and start a new picnic.


picnic hill

But then you realise that cannot happen and you have been dreaming and all does happen is that spamalot controls the hill.


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Iliad wrote:

dustn64 wrote:The steam roller explodes when you put spam in it and the force from the explosion blasts you in to outerspace and you can no longer breathe so you die. I put out a blanket and start a new picnic.


picnic hill

But then you realise that cannot happen and you have been dreaming and all does happen is that spamalot controls the hill.


See sig

Then you wake up from your dream to realize I rule the world and have you shot.

You die and its my hill

falcon wrote:

Iliad wrote:

dustn64 wrote:The steam roller explodes when you put spam in it and the force from the explosion blasts you in to outerspace and you can no longer breathe so you die. I put out a blanket and start a new picnic.


picnic hill

But then you realise that cannot happen and you have been dreaming and all does happen is that spamalot controls the hill.


See sig

Then you wake up from your dream to realize I rule the world and have you shot.

You die and its my hill

And then you realise I used the dream thing way before you did.

You wake up.

See sig

I give you both alot of sleeping pills so you can dream all you want. while you sleep I walk up the hill and set up a picnic.

picnic hill

I join Dustn64's picnic...

soo suck it Iliad...see sig please

All there is in your picnic is spam. You cry.


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Ohhhh that is were you are wrong my amigo...

I enjoy eating spam...In fact...We will hold a SPAM PICNIC...

where we eat all the spam in the world so there will be no more...

We will usher in a new Era...An Time where Hill's can hold picnics without

the threat of annoying spam...

A Spam Free world...sounds great to me!!

danodukebb wrote:Ohhhh that is were you are wrong my amigo...

I enjoy eating spam...In fact...We will hold a SPAM PICNIC...

where we eat all the spam in the world so there will be no more...

We will usher in a new Era...An Time where Hill's can hold picnics without

the threat of annoying spam...

A Spam Free world...sounds great to me!!

Except you get ridiculed for just suggesting the idea. You kill yourself

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On my way to set up a new picnic I see you and choke you out with my blanket. You die.

picnic hill

dustn64 wrote:On my way to set up a new picnic I see you and choke you out with my blanket. You die.

picnic hill

You realise you can't choke me as I push you off the hill

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As you turn around from pushing him off the hill you realize your staring into the chamber of a revolver

and the last sound you hear is the faint "oh shit" in your head as my finger pulls the trigger and you die...

PICNIC HILL

danodukebb wrote:As you turn around from pushing him off the hill you realize your staring into the chamber of a revolver

and the last sound you hear is the faint "oh shit" in your head as my finger pulls the trigger and you die...

PICNIC HILL

The revolver fails. I push you off too.

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It cant fail...i already said you were dead...

natually that means the bullet went through the hole and into your large head

PICNIC HILL

yay for my small accomplishment of 200 posts!

danodukebb wrote:It cant fail...i already said you were dead...

natually that means the bullet went through the hole and into your large head

PICNIC HILL

yay for my small accomplishment of 200 posts!

So? You thought you killed me but the gun failed.

I pushed you off. You are dead.

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dang, i guess you cant trust those acme guns you buy...

well i trick you into giving the hill to me! PICNIC HILL!

danodukebb wrote:dang, i guess you cant trust those acme guns you buy...

well i trick you into giving the hill to me! PICNIC HILL!

I trick you into thinking I gave you the hill. I gave you the wrong hill. I drop a nuke on you. Your hill explodes with you.

See my sig

Iliad wrote:

danodukebb wrote:dang, i guess you cant trust those acme guns you buy...

well i trick you into giving the hill to me! PICNIC HILL!

I trick you into thinking I gave you the hill. I gave you the wrong hill. I drop a nuke on you. Your hill explodes with you.

See my sig

you didnt realize that i dug a hole underneith the hill...

i tricked you into thinking you tricked me into you tricking me by giving me the hill...

your brain explodes from that statement... you die

Picnic Hill!

danodukebb wrote:

Iliad wrote:

danodukebb wrote:dang, i guess you cant trust those acme guns you buy...

well i trick you into giving the hill to me! PICNIC HILL!

I trick you into thinking I gave you the hill. I gave you the wrong hill. I drop a nuke on you. Your hill explodes with you.

See my sig

you didnt realize that i dug a hole underneith the hill...

i tricked you into thinking you tricked me into you tricking me by giving me the hill...

your brain explodes from that statement... you die

Picnic Hill!

I trick you into thinking that my brain explodes. I tricked you into thinking that you tricked me into you tricking me that I tricked you that you tricked me.


Anyway I rebuild the hill. You are already dead.

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