Conquer Club

All the food in the picnic is actually mildly radioactive. You all mutate into evil atomic mutants, who do my every whim.

My Hill!

Luckily i have an magical antidone to being radioactive. I eat it, free the others, overthrow Nuetrino.

Setle down to enjoy the sun and the good food and company.

Picnic hill

unfortunately the food is poisoned... u die a terrible excrutiating death and i walk in and take the hill...

my hill

It was a good thing we had people to test the food before we ever tasted it. We're actually eating the non-poisoned food and you just got shot 20 times (3 through the head). You then proceed to fall down the hill and get crushed by a boulder at the bottom.

Picnic hill.

I bury you under the hill.

My burial ground hill

Unfortunately you just buried one of us (Tito the one no one cares about). The rest of us quickly remove you from the hill and continue to eat.

Picnic hill.

I set the hilll of fire and watch you all burn, when it goes out I claim the hill, my hill

As the hill starts to burn we put the fire out before it reaches us.

We have a bit of a chuckle about the excitement and go back to eating.

Picnic hill

a swarm of ants destroy your picnic


my hill

After finishing stolen sausage sandwich, proceed to steal a whole cookced chicken.

Dig a little ditch to lie in whilst eating chicken.

Fall asleep

Hehehe... *runs over with golf cart*
Hill claimed.
100 posts! yay!

Walks back up the hill. Lays out the blanket again and deploys the picnic

Picnics are good.

Still picnic hill.

I eat your food and stuff you in the wicker basket. Two people, talking in gibberish, run up and throw you into the river.
The Hill is mine

The wicker baskets too small to hold all of us, while you are trying to stuff us in it breaks and a leg comes out and whacks you in the face. Because of the pain you stumble backwards knocking both you and your gibberish speaking friends down the hill and onto the jagged rocks at the bottom. We then get our back up picnic supplies and start again.

Picnic's hill.

you ate the food that we set out as a trap. you get sick and die.

picnic hill

Fastposted by 2 whole minutes dust.

Picnic hill.

damn...

still picnic hill

Hmmm...I think I will have to ruin your picnic another way...
*Poisons the food*
HA! 1d6 Constitution damage! I kill everyone then with my big, oversized greatsword.

D&D nerds own the hill now.

I use my picnic basket broad sword +3 agility boost
with mana helmet healing goblin powers....

Picnic hill

Picnics are good.

Still picnic's hill.

*Wakes up*

Peer over the top of my trench, and see picnic-ers feasting happily.

Paint myself green, so as to blend in with grass. Slide along the floor like a snake. Notice that someone has prepared a nice looking cheese burger, with salad, tomato sauce and mustard already prepared....They had carelessly set it down for a moment, whilst going to get a beverage.

slide back to trench. Eat burger.

Fall asleep.

...and he dies from the poison put into the burger. I use his trench to snipe you all. I laugh, and eat your food after casting purify food and drink on it. (just in case)

Good plan but we have James Bond. What does that mean? As your aiming your sniper at him he turns and kills you, one shot square in the head.

Picnic's hill.

Pierce Brosnan or Sean Connery?