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Posted: **Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:39 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:02 am**

DoomYoshi wrote:What has Andy been doing?

It looks comfortable, doesn't it?

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:28 pm**

Great. I'm trying to learn a song and find this on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieXjnfTumn8

Should probably give my basses away now.

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:43 pm**

2dimes wrote:Great. I'm trying to learn a song and find this on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieXjnfTumn8

Should probably give my basses away now.

Don't worry 2dimes. That is obviously a fake video. I mean, uhm, just look at the size of those earphones. **Munches on a banana**

--Andy

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:27 pm**

AndyDufresne wrote:
2dimes wrote:Great. I'm trying to learn a song and find this on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieXjnfTumn8

Should probably give my basses away now.

Don't worry 2dimes. That is obviously a fake video. I mean, uhm, just look at the size of those earphones. **Munches on a banana**

--Andy

Some muffs are big.............

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:31 pm**

I found the smart Alec little girl that plays both guitar and bass.

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:32 pm**

2dimes wrote:I found the smart Alec little girl that plays both guitar and bass.

Where did you find her?

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:39 pm**

www.youtube.com

It's really just a video of her playing the song, I have not tried yet.

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:17 pm**

Ever wondered what the longest Swedish word is? Swedish words can in theory grow infinitely long but this is the longest word in use, it's a word used to refer to a very precise type of work performed by a administrative branch in the military. It's 131 letters long.

Nordöstersjökustartilleriflygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussioninläggsförberedelsearbeten

It can be divided into these 12 segments:

Nordöstersjö-kustartilleri-flygspanings-simulator-anläggnings-materiel-underhålls-uppföljnings-system-diskussion-inläggs-förberedelsearbeten

This is a rough Swedish to English translation:

Northeasternsea-coastartilleri-airplanereconnaissance-simulator-facility-material-maintenance-monitoring-system-discussion-insertion-preparatoryworks

It makes little sense when translated into English, here's how someone tried to explain it with one sentence, he didn't quite manage to translate it accurately though. You know a word is long when you can't explain it with one sentence lol.

"
Preparatory work on the contribution to the discussion on the maintaining system of support of the material of the aviation survey simulator device within the north-east part of the coast artillery of the Baltic. "

Posted: **Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:38 am**

BPotW

Posted: **Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:37 pm**

Palm-Size Fossil Resets Primates’ Clock, Scientists Say

A nearly complete skeleton of a tiny, ancient primate — one that weighed no more than an ounce, had a tail longer than its body and would fit in the palm of your hand — is the earliest well-preserved fossil primate ever found, dating back some 55 million years and dialing back the fossil record for primates by an impressive eight million years, a research team declared on Wednesday.

The finding adds weight to the evidence that primates originated in Asia — not Africa — and that they emerged relatively soon after the extinction of the dinosaurs, which happened about 66 million years ago in an event known as the Cretaceous mass extinction.

The older date brings scientists closer to pinpointing a pivotal event in primate and human evolution: the divergence between the lineage leading to anthropoids — which include modern monkeys, apes and humans — and the one leading to tarsiers and other types of monkeys.

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The primate skeleton belongs to a species never seen before, one that the researchers identified as the earliest known ancestor of tarsiers — a type of small, nocturnal primate living today in the forests of Southeast Asia. This unprepossessing early primate, which dwelt in trees and feasted on insects, was even smaller than today’s smallest primate, the pygmy mouse lemur of Madagascar.

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“We’ve heard of the ‘out of Africa’ theory of human evolution, but that’s recent history,” said K. Christopher Beard, a paleontologist at the Carnegie Museum of Natural History in Pittsburgh and an author of the journal report. “So there may now be the ‘into Africa’ problem.” That is: How and when did some primates finally make it to Africa, which was an island as recently as 38 million years ago, to set in motion the emergence of the human species?

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:26 pm**

That's not an ancient primate, thats my genetic experiment that I sent back in a time machine.

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:12 pm**

Gillipig wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:This just in, a Tie Fighter (aka the International Space Station) was spotted transiting our sun.

[bigimg]http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fce5c67d0437cae73a53aeb0105611e/tumblr_mmdxqqiXCn1qbn5m1o3_1280.jpg[/bigimg]

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

An alien warship!!

HOW DARE THEY INTERFERE WITH OUR SOLAR SOVEREIGNTY!!!!!!?

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:08 pm**

strike wolf wrote:That's not an ancient primate, thats my genetic experiment that I sent back in a time machine.

Mini Me (Andy version)?

Posted: **Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:49 pm**

Here's me at the Broadway Comedy Club in Casey 30 Years Later

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:47 pm**

So it looks like a bald eaglr has taken residence in my neighborhood.

Posted: **Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:51 pm**

Who gave it a shave?

Posted: **Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:40 pm**

BPotW

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:31 am**

SSbbW

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:51 am**

A fun little comic I found the other day:

show

BMO

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:19 am**

rdsrds2120 wrote:A fun little comic I found the other day:

show

BMO

I can relate. **Munches on a banana**

--Andy

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:18 pm**

AndyDufresne wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:A fun little comic I found the other day:

show

BMO

I can relate. **Munches on a banana, while hiding under my bed**

--Andy

Fixed!

Posted: **Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:19 pm**

Does that go without saying?

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:33 am**

Caught a bit of a break last night. A large limb fell on the roof but somehow it doesnt appear to have done any significant damage. Will know more once someone's able to move it.

Posted: **Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:02 am**

I am going to make some apple pies this weekend. **Munches on a banana**

--Andy

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