Conquer Club

Indeed, Andy. May is upon us. What we gonna do about that??

I am boycotting May, and future northern hemisphere summer months.

As Futurama is apt to point out...



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**Munches on a frozen banana**


--Andy

It is now officially May. Look at all the people protesting around the world, joining me in my boycott of the sun! (At least, I think that is what they are protesting.)

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

I boycott the sun most days. It takes a lot of work to look like the living dead--sun does not help!

Y'know, people often say I look like this person or that person - I must just have a common face.
But this morning with my slmost three weeks of beard I looked in the mirror, and realized who I really DO look like.
Captain Haddock from Tintin.

jonesthecurl wrote:Y'know, people often say I look like this person or that person - I must just have a common face.
But this morning with my slmost three weeks of beard I looked in the mirror, and realized who I really DO look like.
Captain Haddock from Tintin.

Let's see a side-by-side comparison.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Quirk wrote:BPotW

Endorsed. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

If I was a banana, would you still love me?

o.o... Imagine... A mafia this big...

DoomYoshi wrote:If I was a banana, would you still love me?

If you aren't a banana, I'm not sure I'll love you. **Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

What if he was a monkey?

-Sully

I thought this would be as good a place as any to say as a person who has been alergic to cats all his life, I don't give a f*ck about the pictures of your cats or whatever dumb position they got themself into

Did somebody say cat pictures?

Dam you quirk!!!

Some times watching superhero shows or comics, when a group of supervillains team up to take out a group of superheroes...the solution is all too often to turn them against each other. I want to see where the superheroes train to actually beat the group of supervillains in a fair fight more often. I know it happens I just don't like the alternative. it's creative once and then it's just repetitive.

strike wolf wrote:Some times watching superhero shows or comics, when a group of supervillains team up to take out a group of superheroes...the solution is all too often to turn them against each other. I want to see where the superheroes train to actually beat the group of supervillains in a fair fight more often. I know it happens I just don't like the alternative. it's creative once and then it's just repetitive.

Here, maybe this will satisfy you. Here I am (in my Beppo the Super Monkey alter ego), beating some rogue gorillas in the jungles:



**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

strike wolf wrote:Some times watching superhero shows or comics, when a group of supervillains team up to take out a group of superheroes...the solution is all too often to turn them against each other. I want to see where the superheroes train to actually beat the group of supervillains in a fair fight more often. I know it happens I just don't like the alternative. it's creative once and then it's just repetitive.

Here, maybe this will satisfy you. Here I am (in my Beppo the Super Monkey alter ego), beating some rogue gorillas in the jungles:



**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Aren't all of your alter egos monkeys? XD

It has been a while since we've had an update from His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca. Fear not, middling mortals, I've just received word there is a new VIDEO message:



His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, loves everyone...especially those wet.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

Quirk wrote:BPotW

Endorsed. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Too many people sending Lack PMs. I remember the old days when I could chit chat with him about things a guy like me would chit chat about in PMs.

Here's 26 distinct colours I'm almost happy with, each begins with a different letter for "add color codes"
a auburn
b blue
c cyan
d drab
e emerald
f flax
g green
h heliotrope
i ivory
j jonquil
k khaki
l lemon
m maroon
n neon
o orange
p pink
q quartz
r red
s slate
t teal
u umber
v violet
w wine
x xanadu
y yellow
z zaffre
I had to cheat quartz as it was too close to slate, shades of grey I guess. The colour I used was Timberwolf.

The battle royal commity should try a 26 player game or seven to check out my spectacular colours!

ManBungalow wrote:

Fair enough.

Hm. I'd like it to rain, but I don't think it is in the forecast today.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy