Conquer Club

Give the outnumbered ninnies a chance.

no

why not??

even sissies deserve a fighting chance (and since they're sissies, there's nothing they can do to you anyway. )

lol
Still Spamalots hill

PREACH!!!

no its ours

I never contradicted you.

ok

still belongs to the kingdom of spam!

I have to go

spamalot's hill

I put a paitball gun up to your eye and shoot, my hill

that was the gayest attempt t o take over a hill...

automatic death to you...

my hill

Long live.. Teryaki Chicken!

my hill

As you run up the hill, the machine gunners that I secretly placed up there shoot you to little pieces.

My Hill!

My mandibles are covered in tiny little mouths. I consume your body entirely and spray its pulp from specially evolved valves behind my ears. The crimson fountain settles upon the crest of the hill as primitive tribesmen, who revere me as a god, dance in pagan circles around campfires chanting my name.

Spamalot's Hill. Hells ya.

Dancing Mustard wrote:My mandibles are covered in tiny little mouths. I consume your body entirely and spray its pulp from specially evolved valves behind my ears. The crimson fountain settles upon the crest of the hill as primitive tribesmen, who revere me as a god, dance in pagan circles around campfires chanting my name.

Spamalot's Hill. Hells ya.

Ha, but by having mandibles, you forefit the right to be human, therefore do not have the right (nor the ability, presumably) to post on the internet.

Therefore, My Hill!

Silence! You do not speak to the might Crk'Ghrizzth like that. Look at his mohawk! Behold his might insectness; he can do whatever he wills, including post on the internet and own the deeds to estates in land. You are his hooker now!

Crk'Ghrizzth's Hill, and therefore Spamalot's.

Dancing Mustard wrote:Silence! You do not speak to the might Crk'Ghrizzth like that. Look at his mohawk! Behold his might insectness; he can do whatever he wills, including post on the internet and own the deeds to estates in land. You are his hooker now!

Crk'Ghrizzth's Hill, and therefore Spamalot's.

I dont like the idea of being a hooker to a giant insect...

I lead a revolution of all your other hooker-slaves and we overturn your evil empire. Tragically, all the other slaves mysteriously die; several seconds after the subject of the ownership of the newly freed realm is broached.

My Hill!

NO IT IS Always SPamalots hill
Spamalots hill

i like spamalot's hill

mr. incrediball wrote:i like spamalot's hill

its nice

dwightschrute wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:i like spamalot's hill

its nice

i like the canned meat... what do you call it?

mr. incrediball wrote:

dwightschrute wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:i like spamalot's hill

its nice

i like the canned meat... what do you call it?

spam?

dwightschrute wrote:NO IT IS Always SPamalots hill
Spamalots hill

<---Changes the rules, so that other people can gain control of the hill, agreed by every major world leader, who also place me as the king of the hill for my excellent work, I build massive fortifications around hill, anti-nuke defenses and anti viral defenses.

therefore MY HILL