Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:14 am

they didnt....i just came here to notify you of the fact

I wish that i would be able to come up with something that could not be corrupted

max is gr8 · Post by **max is gr8** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:52 am

your wish has been granted although you have a small problem it causes a paradox which destroys the world

I wish I was a God

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:21 am

Granted, you're the god of shit.

I wish I was a powerful, uncoruptable, un-paradoxable, un-killable, un-destroyable, unstoppable, un-meltable, giant, not too fat, not watery, friendly, un-traitorable ice knight in a impossible to corrupt/destroy world.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:23 am

freezie wrote:Granted, you're the god of shit.

I wish I was a powerful, uncoruptable, un-paradoxable, un-killable, un-destroyable, unstoppable, un-meltable, giant, not too fat, not watery, friendly, un-traitorable ice knight in a impossible to corrupt/destroy world.

Granted, but I was that creature you mentioned.
I wish I had a dungeon of my own.

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:42 pm

Granted, but you get stuck in it and are tourtured

I wish for $10 american

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:54 am

Granted but by the time you get the money it's value has depleted to a point where it's worthless.

I wish I had an infinite suppy of Nachos.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:00 am

Granted, but they are all smashed.

I wish I had a banana.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:04 am

granted but it smashes you.

I wish that I would not have to deal with annoying people.

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:10 am

granted but everyone is annoying so u have no1 to talk to

i wish mm10 wuz banned

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:44 pm

ah sweet silence.

Granted but misterman10 is still on.

I wish for nothing to change from how it is right now.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:46 pm

granted

i wish jake would stop crying because he got demoted from his mod position and got banned :twisted:

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:47 pm

misterman10 wrote:granted

i wish jake would stop crying because he got demoted from his mod position and got banned

Granted, but he laughed ceaselessly!
I wish I had a hall monster!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:50 pm

granted but it kills you in the most gruesome way possible.

Same wish as before.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:59 pm

strike wolf wrote:granted but it kills you in the most gruesome way possible.

Same wish as before.

Granted, but you made no wish technically!

I wish for a hall monster that would not kill me!

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:00 pm

Granted it gets a hitman to kill you for it.

Same wish as before.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:01 pm

granted, but it dies suddenly

I wish I had an Xbox 360

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:02 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but it dies suddenly

I wish I had an Xbox 360

Granted, but I then demolish it one second later!
I wish for a hall monster that can not die, but I can not die either!

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:07 pm

Granted, but you both go into eternity long acomas.

I wish NES systems were completely destroyed.

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:10 pm

granted, all the die hard fans of the NES know you're responsible and kill you

I wish I had a pizza

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:23 pm

granted but it turns out you are allergic to pizzas instantly break out in hives and die.

Same wish as before.

Daring Overlord5 · Post by **Daring Overlord5** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:19 pm

told ya

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:20 pm

Wish granted, but the cheese is so hot that it gives your mouth and throat first degree burns.

I wish I could meet Laurel McGoff.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:22 pm

Chris7He wrote:Wish granted, but the cheese is so hot that it gives your mouth and throat first degree burns.

I wish I could meet Laurel.

wish granted, but she hates your guts.

I wish you could stop making useless threads. :wink:

Daring Overlord5 · Post by **Daring Overlord5** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:22 pm

granted, but sence she is the daughter of madusa, you turn to stone

i wish for a paper clip

CRAP I GOT FASTPOSTED

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:24 pm

ignotus wrote:
Chris7He wrote:Wish granted, but the cheese is so hot that it gives your mouth and throat first degree burns.

I wish I could meet Laurel.

wish granted, but she hates your guts.

I wish you could stop making useless threads.

Wish granted. I get my friend to do it for me.

I wish I could get raped by the ugliest, most disgusting it thing in the universe.