[CC3] SEMI FINALS KoRT vs TOFU 29-31 - Final 5/2

[niMic]

I got the joke, but your joke didn't fit the situation.

If I did this on the other hand:

OK, I don't think. You got the joke.

See the interesting contrast between what you actually said and what I changed it to by altering the punctuation? It's okay, we can't all be professors of comedy.

[Chariot of Fire]

Which is exactly what I did to fishy's post too - changed the entire meaning. That's why I reckoned you didn't get it.

I like yours. Clever

[niMic]

My very contrived joke was that yours didn't really change the meaning. This comedy stuff is too time consuming, I'm going back to puns.

[Chariot of Fire]

Mine totally changed the meaning. "You've been holding out on me" means he was keeping it secret (fishy's meaning). When included in a sentence however, without pause, it implies he has been holding it out on her (exposing himself). Perhaps the phrase "to hold out on someone" is new to you. Anyway, enough. I have to go.

[hopalong]

congrats to TOFU for the viktory, and to all for the entertainment.

[freakns]

:lol: @ Freak. I'm actually starting to enjoy your small penis

i knew it was only matter of time!

freakns you HAVE a penis?? You've been holding out on me!!

my penis is best kept secret on CC...

[Arama86n]

:lol: @ Freak. I'm actually starting to enjoy your small penis

i knew it was only matter of time!

freakns you HAVE a penis?? You've been holding out on me!!

my penis is best kept secret on CC...

My congratz to KoRT on picking up fishydance. I've never seen her* play, but on personality alone I'd say she's worth her weight in gold

*assuming female here

[fishydance]

:lol: @ Freak. I'm actually starting to enjoy your small penis

i knew it was only matter of time!

freakns you HAVE a penis?? You've been holding out on me!!

my penis is best kept secret on CC...

My congratz to KoRT on picking up fishydance. I've never seen her* play, but on personality alone I'd say she's worth her weight in gold

*assuming female here

Yes very much female here. Can't testify to my value as a player, but I do my best to keep things fun

[niMic]

Mine totally changed the meaning. "You've been holding out on me" means he was keeping it secret (fishy's meaning). When included in a sentence however, without pause, it implies he has been holding it out on her (exposing himself). Perhaps the phrase "to hold out on someone" is new to you. Anyway, enough. I have to go.

I am familiar with the phrase "to hold out on someone", and there is no way to make it mean "to expose yourself" with good, grammatical English. Otherwise you could make anything work, which would take away the fun of the joke. It would be chaos.

[Leehar]

Mine totally changed the meaning. "You've been holding out on me" means he was keeping it secret (fishy's meaning). When included in a sentence however, without pause, it implies he has been holding it out on her (exposing himself). Perhaps the phrase "to hold out on someone" is new to you. Anyway, enough. I have to go.

I am familiar with the phrase "to hold out on someone", and there is no way to make it mean "to expose yourself" with good, grammatical English. Otherwise you could make anything work, which would take away the fun of the joke. It would be chaos.

Yeah, I have to agree with Nimic here, I can see what CoF was trying to say (after he elaborated), but that wasn't really conveyed from manipulation of the comma.

[Extreme Ways]

Mine totally changed the meaning. "You've been holding out on me" means he was keeping it secret (fishy's meaning). When included in a sentence however, without pause, it implies he has been holding it out on her (exposing himself). Perhaps the phrase "to hold out on someone" is new to you. Anyway, enough. I have to go.

I am familiar with the phrase "to hold out on someone", and there is no way to make it mean "to expose yourself" with good, grammatical English. Otherwise you could make anything work, which would take away the fun of the joke. It would be chaos.

Yeah, I have to agree with Nimic here, I can see what CoF was trying to say (after he elaborated), but that wasn't really conveyed from manipulation of the comma.

Hmmm. I as a non-native English speaker got the joke instantly, but I also didn't see the incorrect grammatical English there, but does it really matter when it's about a joke? Anyway, I got to agree with CoF here. Enough. It isn't worth it to reply to this discussion anymore.

[freakns]

if you need to explain the joke, then joke isnt funny anymore... so enough of this. lets talk about girls ffs!

soooo, we all know Tarja is one and only, but am i the only one thinking this song is perfect for Anette? (experiment with Floor should end soon enough, or they are done... she is... horrid! ) i just cant picture Tarja singing it


also, am i the only one thinking Tarja is actually hot? i mean, really hot? OK, Cristina Scabbia is hotter, but outside of her, cant think of anyone singing quality music and looking good in same time?

[ManBungalow]

Can I have another summary of what's happened in this thread during the last week or two?

[Doc_Brown]

Can I have another summary of what's happened in this thread during the last week or two?

Without looking back at the thread, I seem to recall it being something like this:
CoF: Hah! We won. Josko sucks!
Josko: No, you suck, and I'm reporting you!
Freakns: I have a small penis.
Everyone else: Oooooh. I like freakn's penis.

Did I miss anything important?

[Bruceswar]

Congrats TOFU. Now go win it so we look even better. The Finals will be missing us

[Arama86n]

Can I have another summary of what's happened in this thread during the last week or two?

Without looking back at the thread, I seem to recall it being something like this:
CoF: Hah! We won. Josko sucks!
Josko: No, you suck, and I'm reporting you!
Freakns: I have a small penis.
Everyone else: Oooooh. I like freakn's penis.

Did I miss anything important?

Jaffacakes.

[Chariot of Fire]

So I'm watching the world curling championships 'live' from Latvia right now (yeah, it's a quiet Monday). Who ever said it wasn't a spectator sport?

Thank you Mother Russia

[Dako]

I've played Kerling last weekend! It was real fun.

[freakns]

So I'm watching the world curling championships 'live' from Latvia right now (yeah, it's a quiet Monday). Who ever said it wasn't a spectator sport?

Thank you Mother Russia

finally someone who fully understand what this thread should be about!
and not only that she looks good, but she is trying to be better at sweeping shit... PERFECT WOMAN!

I've played Kerling last weekend! It was real fun.

so you want us to ask you to post your picture here? sorry, no can do!

[Chariot of Fire]

she is trying to be better at sweeping shit.

[Pedronicus]

Who ever said it wasn't a spectator sport?

Thank you Mother Russia

Oooof! Now that's more like it!, no soppy jaffa cake or cookies shit. just a photo of a proper fit looking bird. Much better than other female sports...

[SaMejoHn]

Who ever said it wasn't a spectator sport?

Thank you Mother Russia

Oooof! Now that's more like it!, no soppy jaffa cake or cookies shit. just a photo of a proper fit looking bird. Much better than other female sports...

[sjnap]

So I'm watching the world curling championships 'live' from Latvia right now (yeah, it's a quiet Monday). Who ever said it wasn't a spectator sport?

Thank you Mother Russia

Ahh, the lovely Anna Sidorova. I never thought you would make an interesting post. There is hope

[Master Fenrir]

I have a radar for emotionally disturbed women and I'm telling you right now that she has problems. Kinda hard to resist.

[Chariot of Fire]

You want to see her face contort after she's released her stone and is shouting "Hard! Hard!" to the sweepers.