Conquer Club

I don't smoke but on this one case I'll make an exception for you Tails. You all my want to stand back. I hear that smoking a cigar for the first time is liable to cause me to become temporarily insane while I make a futile effort not to cough up a lung. Also Champagne

Congrats TG!

I didn't know my zombie picture would kill this thread.









IT IS NOW TIME FOR BAD PUNS

We may have to punish you for that one.

I guess I don't mix with you barbaric folk.

Video of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOhRE4wDK6w&NR=1

It's time for Strike's movie recommendation of the week.

This week's recommendation is And Justice For All Starring Al Pacino

And Justice For All starts out with a cross-dressing black male being brought into a prison and being checked for weapons. As he is being searched (with other in-mates hollering at him), the camera pans to Defense Attorney Arthur Kirkland (Al Pacino) currently spending a night in jail after being found in contempt of court (he slugged a judge). As the film progresses we find out that the fight between Kirkland and Judge Henry T. Fleming (John Forsythe) is over a dispute about Kirkland's apparently innocent client being left in jail with Fleming unwilling to aid Kirkland in getting him out. Soon though we find the police have arrested Fleming on charges of rape and battery and ironically he turns to Kirkland to represent him in court.

Review: The movie is a bit dated in a lot of ways but I found the societal portrayal of lawyers to be well-done and the ending is one that should live on in Hollywood history as one of the greatest ending scenes of all time. In short I give this movie an 8 out of 10.

This has been Strike's movie recommendation of the week.

The Wolf has spoken.

strike wolf wrote:I don't smoke but on this one case I'll make an exception for you Tails. You all my want to stand back. I hear that smoking a cigar for the first time is liable to cause me to become temporarily insane while I make a futile effort not to cough up a lung. Also Champagne

Cigars, not so much. You don't really inhale with a cigar. Cigarettes, on the other hand, do make you cough something fierce.

Army of GOD wrote:Congrats TG!

Thanks. And it's bugging me cuz I'm sure I recognize that zombie scene from somewhere but I can't place it.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

strike wolf wrote:I don't smoke but on this one case I'll make an exception for you Tails. You all my want to stand back. I hear that smoking a cigar for the first time is liable to cause me to become temporarily insane while I make a futile effort not to cough up a lung. Also Champagne

Cigars, not so much. You don't really inhale with a cigar. Cigarettes, on the other hand, do make you cough something fierce.

Army of GOD wrote:Congrats TG!

Thanks. And it's bugging me cuz I'm sure I recognize that zombie scene from somewhere but I can't place it.

-TG

I thought you swallowed a cigar burning end first...

That scene does indeed seem familiar.

By the way, Apollo 18...worse than expected.

You guys suck at making puns.

That kind of looks like ...the original Dawn of the Dead?

Looks too gory for Night of the Living Dead and too old for any of the newer ones.

Army of GOD wrote:You guys suck at making puns.

Thanks for the compliment.

You're really obtuse. You don't need a complement.

My puns always come naturally, never forced. I'm not crazy about puns but my subconscious loves 'em.

Ah, the power of the punconscious.

*groans.*

It's sad to see a groan wolf cry.

Wait, so what happened to target?

We had a bet about who the better assassin was. I think you can guess who won.

strike wolf wrote:We had a bet about who the better assassin was. I think you can guess who won.

Him, but he had to assume your identity so that the feds wouldn't be after him.

Army of GOD wrote:

strike wolf wrote:We had a bet about who the better assassin was. I think you can guess who won.

Him, but he had to assume your identity so that the feds wouldn't be after him.

Dus it luk liek Ive ben mispeling evry word liek I'm dimonstratting in this psot?

Plus if he killed me and took my identity to hide from the feds the feds would be after me (actually him) for killing him (actually me).

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
I'm an officer now. Cigars are in order, I believe.

Huzzah!

-TG

This young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

strike wolf wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

strike wolf wrote:We had a bet about who the better assassin was. I think you can guess who won.

Him, but he had to assume your identity so that the feds wouldn't be after him.

Dus it luk liek Ive ben mispeling evry word liek I'm dimonstratting in this psot?

Plus if he killed me and took my identity to hide from the feds the feds would be after me (actually him) for killing him (actually me).

No. Your identity is a wolf. The feds wouldn't go after a wolf.

Eagles 31
Falcons 35

Holy shista. Almost page 4000. Who will have the first post on page 4000??? Only thyme will tell...

-Sully

Forced puns! Hooray!

-Sully