Conquer Club

well i am half human half nuclear squirrel i would say one more and i will be full on nuclear squirrel.

strike wolf wrote:I've had two glasses of crown and three glasses of Jamesons. Am I drunk?

I should note this was over the course of about three hours or so. No need for a police alert about alcohol poisoning.

targetman377 wrote:

rdsrds2120 wrote:I just realized that 3967 (the current page number) is prime. How 'bout that.

-rd

well its about prime time some one said that.

Why am I the TARGET of this MAN'S horrible puns?

-rd

rdsrds2120 wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

rdsrds2120 wrote:I just realized that 3967 (the current page number) is prime. How 'bout that.

-rd

well its about prime time some one said that.

Why am I the TARGET of this MAN'S horrible puns?

-rd

nice one, rds.

rdsrds2120 wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

rdsrds2120 wrote:I just realized that 3967 (the current page number) is prime. How 'bout that.

-rd

well its about prime time some one said that.

Why am I the TARGET of this MAN'S horrible puns?

-rd

Did some one call the HUNs? For if they did i herd there Target was Prime for the Real Deal

I think targets ignoring my posts.

strike wolf wrote:I think targets ignoring my posts.

I don't blame him

-rd

Neither do I. I ignore my posts too.

I would never ignore you post. But i called the cops right away after you told me how much to drink then they where on there way to save u. And then you said over 3 hours the rest of the night i was busy trying to convince the cops i did not do this as a joke and how to fake emergency's where never fun yada yada yada

Quirk wrote:

BUBBLES!!!

Lieutenant Lieutenant!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah i am back got i have not been this high in a while now!!!!!

targetman377 wrote:i have not been this high in a while now!!!!!

I find that difficult to believe.

Quirk wrote:

targetman377 wrote:i have not been this high in a while now!!!!!

I find that difficult to believe.

i did not mean to say that no i am not high i gave that up!!!

*target pats target on the back. Pat the target*

i is drunk!!!!

AGIAN!!!

I just saw the commercial where the woman gets honored around the world for not driving buzzed...I wish I got that kind of reception every time I decide not to drink and drive. I would have a lot of receptions.

lol are you kidding? God now a days they give kids stickers for everything. f*ck not all you mother fuckers are good. In canada there is a youth association that has a socar rule that you can't run up the score or you lose. yeah if you score to many points cause the other team sucks you lose I mean HOW DUMB IS That.

strike wolf wrote:I just saw the commercial where the woman gets honored around the world for not driving buzzed...I wish I got that kind of reception every time I decide not to drink and drive. I would have a lot of receptions.

If you report back to this topic every time you do not drink and drive / buzz and drive, I will give you a reception and a banana.

**Munches on a banana. Crafts dozens of trophies made out of bananas.**


--Andy

So since i have never drank and drive do i get 6725 bananas. So WORD PROBLEM!!!! if an average banana weighs 120 grams. and the Price of bananas is .40 a pound how much would it cost for Andy to buy me one banana for each on of my posts?

It would cost him 6725 bananas. there problem solved.

strike wolf wrote:It would cost him 6725 bananas. there problem solved.

cheater

Username:
targetman377
Rank:
Lieutenant Lieutenant
Score:
1776

1776 was a very scary year for me. It was basically my miracle year after lots of losses to the British We fought back on Christmas day!

targetman377 wrote:So since i have never drank and drive do i get 6725 bananas. So WORD PROBLEM!!!! if an average banana weighs 120 grams. and the Price of bananas is .40 a pound how much would it cost for Andy to buy me one banana for each on of my posts?

What is this topic, Math Work Sheets? **Munches on a story-problem-banana**


--Andy