minihaymanz wrote:a bear and a rabbit are in the forest and are both taking shits so the bear turns to the rabbit and says "Do you mind it when the crap just goes into ur fur?" the rabbit turns to the bear, astonished, and says "no not really, I can't really do much about it" so the bear picks up the rabbit by its ears and whipes his ass with it, puts it down and then walks away.
moral of the day: getting shit on sucks.
that still doesnt justify what the rabbit did in the first one
I've changed my mind and decided I enjoy not being a pregnant woman. The rest of you were right.
By which I inaugurate the Remembering Open-Ended Longest Thread, Thread Conversations sub-thread.
How does it work?
Find a post that never got responded to (other than "This thread is really long") and respond to it; once you've posted this response, the first poster to identify the page number you're referring to and post it as a link gets an unspecified number of points awarded on an entirely discretionary basis by yours truly. If your response goes unidentified as a component of an open-ended conversation by any other poster for a good little while, you'll probably get a whole bunch of points or something too for hiding a non-sequitir in the camouflage of sequitiria. But I probably won't notice either.
I know these suck as rules, but I just don't have the dedication of dagreatbroomhead. I also reserve the right to completely flake out on this exercise entirely, and I also reserve the right to not object if someone flagrantly usurps my role. I also reserve the right to forget I ever made this post.
By the way, how about this Paul Simon character? I think he'll go far in the music world.
Nice try Rock, but now I know why these guys are posting jokes. Posting, or even worse, reading, any meaningful posts in this thread really hurts your head.
I'm sure you'll forgive me when I tell you that I flaked out before I even finished reading your post.....lol
Been playing Risk for a bit
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I think if someone wants to die why not let them.. I know my grandpa was suffering from the crutches of cancer and had to live 3 years while he slowly faded away.... He wishes he could have died sooner but no we had to wait til he faded away to nothing It was so sad to see.. His death would have been alot less sad without htat leading up to it.. So if htey want to die why not let them..
reverend_kyle wrote:KFC and the Pope Rating: Quality: (Quality: Unrated) After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, "What can I do?"
The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words."
So the Colonel hangs up. After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again.
"Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll give you $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'"
And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't change the words."
So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales the Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100 million to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you."
So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican."
The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news.
The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."
shitty joke but what you gonna do right?
Hey dont make fun of my elders im part of the colonel sanders family lol
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!!!
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