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Army of GOD's list of most annoying things Victor Sullivan does:

1. Breathes
2. Talks
3. Exists
4. Is alive
5. Doesn't know what time it isn't
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targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:I was just thinking - is there any possible way one can go off-topic in this thread?

Yes. But I'm not going to reveal it.

That's good as an elder it is our most trusted secret that we hold! in order to keep this thread alive we make a vow of silence on the only one true way to derail this thread.


By the way the only way to derail this thread is silence. I thought I'd mention it to prove that even with the secret known this thread shall never be derailed.
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I seem to be unable to wake up.

i think you have done a good job cause you are typing :D


you mean you don't sleep type?
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:I was just thinking - is there any possible way one can go off-topic in this thread?

Yes. But I'm not going to reveal it.

That's good as an elder it is our most trusted secret that we hold! in order to keep this thread alive we make a vow of silence on the only one true way to derail this thread.


By the way the only way to derail this thread is silence. I thought I'd mention it to prove that even with the secret known this thread shall never be derailed.

........................................
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I seem to be unable to wake up.

i think you have done a good job cause you are typing :D


you mean you don't sleep type?

i drunk type!
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Targetman377 list of most annoying things army of God does:

1. Breathes
2. Talks
3. Exists
4. Is alive
5. Doesn't know what time it isn't
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=(  
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Army of GOD wrote:=(  

Don't worry AOG, the rest of us only consider you a minor inconvenience.
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Army of GOD wrote:=(  

*in a kindergarten teachers voice*
Now you know what it feels like when you say mean things. now you will not do this again right. ARMY look at me when i am talking to you!
Do you wanna go in the corner again?
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:I was just thinking - is there any possible way one can go off-topic in this thread?

Yes. But I'm not going to reveal it.

That's good as an elder it is our most trusted secret that we hold! in order to keep this thread alive we make a vow of silence on the only one true way to derail this thread.


By the way the only way to derail this thread is silence. I thought I'd mention it to prove that even with the secret known this thread shall never be derailed.

farewell my friends! this may be my last post in this thread ever again! :(
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I seem to be unable to wake up.

i think you have done a good job cause you are typing :D


you mean you don't sleep type?


Don't call him "type".
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...or maybe not :D
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shieldgenerator7 wrote:...or maybe not :D

....or maybe yes :D
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This thread should get it's own newsletter. Issue 1: Some stuff was posted
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DoomYoshi wrote:This thread should get it's own newsletter. Issue 1: Some stuff was posted


If you 'Subscribe to this topic' you can pretend every time you get notified about a new post is a newsletter.

**Munches on a newsworthy-banana**


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AndyDufresne wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:This thread should get it's own newsletter. Issue 1: Some stuff was posted


If you 'Subscribe to this topic' you can pretend every time you get notified about a new post is a newsletter.

**Munches on a newsworthy-banana**


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DoomYoshi wrote:This thread should get it's own newsletter. Issue 1: Some stuff was posted


=; =; =; =; =;
WAIT HOLD ON A MIN HOLD ON THERE JUST YOU WAIT ANDY!!!!! I AM STARTING A NEWSLETTER FOR THIS THREAD YOU HERD ME AND I AM GOING TO GET LACK APPROVE IT \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/

wait for the first addition COMMING SOON!!!!

as this is a new thing if you would like to join feel free to pm me with your free writing online!!!! I will make sure i include them in my new NEWSPAPER!!!!

that's right our thread is moving up in this world!!!!! we got ourselves are brand very one newsletter!!!

P.S (I am no joking about this anything you pm me will be posted in this newsletter)

P.S.S I may even get it up tonight for you who knows!!!!
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P.S.S or you have an idea that you would like to be put in the newspaper like a specif section I.E Muy's oldie of the week? Lone's movie reviews!!!! or so much more!!!
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I seem to be unable to wake up.

i think you have done a good job cause you are typing :D


you mean you don't sleep type?

i drunk type!


you're better at that than you are regular typing...usually.
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shieldgenerator7 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:I was just thinking - is there any possible way one can go off-topic in this thread?

Yes. But I'm not going to reveal it.

That's good as an elder it is our most trusted secret that we hold! in order to keep this thread alive we make a vow of silence on the only one true way to derail this thread.


By the way the only way to derail this thread is silence. I thought I'd mention it to prove that even with the secret known this thread shall never be derailed.

farewell my friends! this may be my last post in this thread ever again! :(


Certainly dramatic...
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DoomYoshi wrote:This thread should get it's own newsletter. Issue 1: Some stuff was posted


Issue 2: some more stuff was posted...and andy left behind a banana bunch.
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3. Elder Army of GOD demotes targetman to bathroom cleaner
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4. AoG remembers he's not an elder.....














yet
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5. AoG revolts against the elders and eliminates all of them but Jones and Jimbo
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holy crap i am going to do a lot of typing here well since you guys gave me 5 issues already i was gonna add more but i need to print these and fast to keep up with demand!!
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Army of GOD wrote:5. AoG revolts against the elders and eliminates all of them but Jones and Jimbo


6. Rumors spread that Strike wolf survives and now hunts the mafia games forum.
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