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this is(in my opinion) the greatest thread in the entire site and I think that those who started this thread deserve some kind of parade..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................WOOT!
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Utafar wrote:this is(in my opinion) the greatest thread in the entire site and I think that those who started this thread deserve some kind of parade.......................................................................
I am pretty great you are right..
Even though I had nothign to do with the start of this thread..
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KFC and the Pope
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After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky
Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, "What can I do?"
The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us
this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If
you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not
change the words."
So the Colonel hangs up. After another month of dismal sales, the
Colonel panics, and calls again.
"Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll give you $50
million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give
us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'"
And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church
could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us support
many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and
I can't change the words."
So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales
the Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, your Excellency. If
you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our
daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100
million to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you."
So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says,
"I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that
KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican."
The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news.
The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."
shitty joke but what you gonna do right?
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After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky
Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, "What can I do?"
The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us
this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If
you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not
change the words."
So the Colonel hangs up. After another month of dismal sales, the
Colonel panics, and calls again.
"Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll give you $50
million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give
us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'"
And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church
could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us support
many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and
I can't change the words."
So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales
the Colonel gets desperate. "This is my final offer, your Excellency. If
you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our
daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $100
million to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you."
So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says,
"I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that
KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican."
The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news.
The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account."
shitty joke but what you gonna do right?
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
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A bear and a rabbit are playing in a field.
then the bear trips ova a lamp and its dusty so he rubs it.
out pops a geny
"i'll give u both 3 wishes"
so the bear goes first and says "i wish for all the bears in the world to be girl bears"
poof it happens
rabbit- i wish i had a rabbit motorcycle
*poof*
bear- i wish all the trees in the woods are girl bears
*poof*
rabbit- i wish for a helmet for my motorcycle
*poof*
Bear- for my last wish i want all the trees in the world to be girl bears
*poof*
Now the rabbit gets his helmet on and starts his motorcycle and says "i wish the bear was gay" and zooms off.
Thats y rabbits suk
then the bear trips ova a lamp and its dusty so he rubs it.
out pops a geny
"i'll give u both 3 wishes"
so the bear goes first and says "i wish for all the bears in the world to be girl bears"
poof it happens
rabbit- i wish i had a rabbit motorcycle
*poof*
bear- i wish all the trees in the woods are girl bears
*poof*
rabbit- i wish for a helmet for my motorcycle
*poof*
Bear- for my last wish i want all the trees in the world to be girl bears
*poof*
Now the rabbit gets his helmet on and starts his motorcycle and says "i wish the bear was gay" and zooms off.
Thats y rabbits suk
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sportsdd2 wrote:A bear and a rabbit are playing in a field.
then the bear trips ova a lamp and its dusty so he rubs it.
out pops a geny
"i'll give u both 3 wishes"
so the bear goes first and says "i wish for all the bears in the world to be girl bears"
poof it happens
rabbit- i wish i had a rabbit motorcycle
*poof*
bear- i wish all the trees in the woods are girl bears
*poof*
rabbit- i wish for a helmet for my motorcycle
*poof*
Bear- for my last wish i want all the trees in the world to be girl bears
*poof*
Now the rabbit gets his helmet on and starts his motorcycle and says "i wish the bear was gay" and zooms off.
Thats y rabbits suk
that rabbit is the biggest dick ever
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a bear and a rabbit are in the forest and are both taking shits
so the bear turns to the rabbit and says
"Do you mind it when the crap just goes into ur fur?"
the rabbit turns to the bear, astonished, and says
"no not really, I can't really do much about it"
so the bear picks up the rabbit by its ears and whipes his ass with it, puts it down and then walks away.
moral of the day: getting shit on sucks.
so the bear turns to the rabbit and says
"Do you mind it when the crap just goes into ur fur?"
the rabbit turns to the bear, astonished, and says
"no not really, I can't really do much about it"
so the bear picks up the rabbit by its ears and whipes his ass with it, puts it down and then walks away.
moral of the day: getting shit on sucks.