Conquer Club

I don't even know what's gonna be on the test, but we can use our textbook and notes on it so a;woeirj;aowiera;werawre

Army of GOD wrote:I don't even know what's gonna be on the test, but we can use our textbook and notes on it so a;woeirj;aowiera;werawre

When in doubt, sound it out. **Munches on a sounding-banana**


--Andy

I'm hoping for a 70 on that =(

yes ONE MORE MIDTERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then spring break!!!!

My mums new boyfriend whispered in my ear as my mum left the room, “that ass is all mine”. Instead of beating his ass i just laughed and whipped out my camcorder, showing him the sex video his daughter and I made. She was wearing a shirt that said Daddy’s Little Girl....MLIB

lord voldemort wrote:My mums new boyfriend whispered in my ear as my mum left the room, “that ass is all mine”. Instead of beating his ass i just laughed and whipped out my camcorder, showing him the sex video his daughter and I made. She was wearing a shirt that said Daddy’s Little Girl....MLIB

I can only imagine how much Targetman enjoys this episodic-fantasy.

**Leaves behind banana-popcorn for Targetman**


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:My mums new boyfriend whispered in my ear as my mum left the room, “that ass is all mine”. Instead of beating his ass i just laughed and whipped out my camcorder, showing him the sex video his daughter and I made. She was wearing a shirt that said Daddy’s Little Girl....MLIB

I can only imagine how much Targetman enjoys this episodic-fantasy.

**Leaves behind banana-popcorn for Targetman**


--Andy

WHAT! and how did you know i liked popcorn?

got me a shiny new medal! **Polishes the medal and hangs it from my cheek, so's everyone can see!**
got me 117 points in my last game so happy!

Lokinet wrote:got me a shiny new medal! **Polishes the medal and hangs it from my cheek, so's everyone can see!**
got me 117 points in my last game so happy!

that looks scary and congrats good job

bump!

What is love?

lord voldemort wrote:What is love?

Turning and turning in the widening gyre

lord voldemort wrote:What is love?

The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible. Unfortunately, Arthur Dent has never read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

iiii

lord voldemort wrote:My mums new boyfriend whispered in my ear as my mum left the room, “that ass is all mine”. Instead of beating his ass i just laughed and whipped out my camcorder, showing him the sex video his daughter and I made. She was wearing a shirt that said Daddy’s Little Girl....MLIB

Well, THAT won't be awkward at the next family get together.

**Munches on a March-Madness-Banana**


--Andy

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How the poster used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people laugh
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But February made me shiver
With every day i cheeked this thread.
Bad news in the thread;
I couldn’t see very many posters.

I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the the longest thread deid .

So bye-bye, miss longest thread.
scrowled my mouse to the link,
But the link was gray.
And them good old boys were not posting
at all-----l’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Did you write the book of love,
And do you have faith in chewy above,
If the monkey tells you so?
Do you believe in muy's rock ’n roll,
Can army of God save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to post a pic real big?

Well, I know that you’re missing autolad
`cause I saw you wishing he was’ in the gym.
You both kicked off your shoes.
Man, we announced our bid for the wight house.

I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
With bad English skills and a weakness for risk,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the the posters stopped coming.

So bye-bye, miss longest thread.
scrowled my mouse to the link,
But the link was gray.
And them good old boys were not posting
at all-----l’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Now for 4 weeks targetman been on his own
And moss grows fat on a loney wolfs den ,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the lone wolf sang for the Stares and moon,
In a coat he borrowed from james dean
And a voice that came from you and me,

Oh, and while the cobra was looking down,
The luciria stole his Ekens.
The courtroom was adjourned;
No verdict was returned.
And while lord voldomort read a book of lies,
The quirk kept post bannana pictures on wendseday,
And the monkey sang praises to chewy in the dark
The day the posters stoped comming.

So bye-bye, miss longest thread.
scrowled my mouse to the link,
But the link was gray.
And them good old boys were not posting
at all-----l’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

victor sulliven came in a winter.
The poster flew off with a silence posters,
Eight post in a week was all it moved.
It landed in an abandoned wolfs den.
The targetman tried for a full recovery,
With the apey making cookies in a cast.

Now the religion started there was sweet poster
While the Critics yelled a truthful tune.
We all got up to PRAY,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`cause the gray tried to take the red link;
The posters refused to post.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the longest thread vanished?

So bye-bye, miss longest thread.
scrowled my mouse to the link,
But the link was gray.
And them good old boys were not posting
at all-----l’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A generation lost in the interweb
With no time left to start again.
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!
Jack flash sat on a candlestick
Cause silence is the finial end.

Oh, and as I knew i was the last on on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that posters not returning spell.
And as the my post grew fewer and fewer into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw spamlot repies laughing with delight
The day the posters ceased

So bye-bye, miss longest thread.
scrowled my mouse to the link,
But the link was gray.
And them good old boys were not posting
at all-----l’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

I met a lackattack who sang the blues
And I asked him for some happy news,
But he just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the sacred store
Where I’d bought the auto attack coffee mugs years before,
But the dice there where way to streaky and would not win.

And in the form: the children screamed,
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The posters all were broken.
And the three men I admire most:
The father, George washington and my grandpa
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the posts died out.

So bye-bye, miss longest thread.
scrowled my mouse to the link,
But the link was gray.
And them good old boys were not posting
at all-----l’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

So bye-bye, miss longest thread.
scrowled my mouse to the link,
But the link was gray.
And them good old boys were not posting
at all-----l’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

So long. **Leaves behind a bowl of bananas to occupy other readers as they read targetman's post**


--Andy

Targetman, Didn't you have anything to do over the weekend? Seems like you could have found something more productive to do. I mean, I appreciate your creativity and your idea is interesting and all but, it seems to me like you could do something that would benefit your life more than deconstructing the American Pie song as an ode to an internet forum. I hope that you have broader goals set for yourself...

Voldy, I hope that your mum's boyfriend doesn't get too serious with your mom, it'd be awful weird having an incestuous relationship with both father and daughter/sister...

(this song is dedicated to Lokinet our newest member of the longest thread)


I am the targetman377 and I know just where I stand
Another history buff and another bad grammatical poster
Today I am in your question, I may have sparked your curiosity
But I know the game, you'll forget my name
And I won't be here in this thread
If I don't stay on alive

I am the Targetman377 and I've had to pay my price
The things I did not know at first
I learned by doing twice
But still they come to haunt me, still they want their say
So I've learned to post with a hand on my mouse correcting mistake
And I rub my neck and I write em an explanation
And they go their merry way

I am the targetman377, I bring to you my creativity
I'd like to spend a day or two on a post but I can't post that long
I got to finish school ,I got to stay in line
Got to get those fees to the agencies
And I'd love to stay but there's bills to pay
so I just don't have the time

I am the targetman377, I've come to do my show
You've heard my post spin on the longest thread
It took me years to write it, they were the best years of my life
***<<<It's a beautiful post but it ran too long>>>***
If you're gonna have a hit you gotta make it stick
So I held it in untill 3:05

I am the targetman377, the idol of my age
I make all kinds of posts when I go have free time
You see me in the threads, I've been in break
But if I don't want to sleep I want to procrastinator
I start to post more and more in the longest thread
Like another can of beans

I am the Targetman377 and now you know just where I stand
Another history buff and another bad grammatical poster.
Today I am in your question,
I may have answered your question
But I knew the game, you'll have more
I won't be here in another year
If I don't stay on the alive

targetman377 wrote:
The quirk kept post bannana pictures on wendseday,

The BPotW started this year. Don't count me out yet. I realize this line of the song isn't in past tense but I think it was supposed to be.

Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the gallbladder?

In Nancy. In the Nancy Fancy plantations.

jonesthecurl wrote:In Nancy. In the Nancy Fancy plantations.

An acquaintance of mine recently told me a story how she dropped a Fancy Hamster in the pet store.

**Munches on a fancy-banana**


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:In Nancy. In the Nancy Fancy plantations.

An acquaintance of mine recently told me a story how she dropped a Fancy Hamster in the pet store.

**Munches on a fancy-banana**


--Andy

Would have been more interesting if she dropped it in the blender.