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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:40 am
by wcaclimbing
Norse wrote:Granted! but you get what you asked for...nothing!!
muhahahahahaha
I wish for a BJ from jenna jameson.
Not granted.
I wish my score on conquerclub would go up 400 points with no negative side affects.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:41 am
by Norse
Not Granted...you spoilsport.
I wish for a BJ from Jenna Jameson
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:46 am
by wcaclimbing
Norse wrote:Not Granted...you spoilsport.
I wish for a BJ from Jenna Jameson
Still not granted
I wish you would stop wishing.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:48 am
by Norse
Granted!
erm..........I like pie.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:54 am
by diddle
Norse wrote:Granted!
erm..........I like pie.
so do I
i wish i could grow money
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:24 am
by cena-rules
granted but you get done for counterfitting
I wish I could kill people without anything bad happening to me
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:56 am
by diddle
cena-rules wrote:granted but you get done for counterfitting
I wish I could kill people without anything bad happening to me
granted, but all your family and freinds are put in jail and endlessly spanked
i wish all the women digged my lack of brain cells
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:59 am
by Norse
Granted! I seriously hope that you intended the physical digging, because you are now dead on the pavement with a shovel in your head.
I wish Jenna Jameson would give me a BJ
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:59 am
by firth4eva
diddle wrote:granted, but all your family and freinds are put in jail and endlessly spanked
i wish all the women digged my lack of brain cells
granted,but they actually dig your brain (with spades)
i wish diddle would die
his hair blue
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:27 pm
by cena-rules
granted but he is reborn
I wishh i had a cherry pie
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:29 pm
by parno4u
granted,but it is very hot and you burn you're mouth.
i wish for a mansion
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:36 pm
by cena-rules
granted but you have to be the president
i wish for a warm cherry pie with cream
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:52 pm
by diddle
granted, but somehow you catch AIDs off the cream
I wish I was King of CC
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:01 pm
by cena-rules
granted but im the prince
i wish for us to have crowns
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:45 pm
by parno4u
granted but they are cardboard.
i wish for a penny.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:47 pm
by Norse
Granted, but it is a foreign currency
I wish for jenna jameson to please me
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:55 pm
by cena-rules
not granted
i wish for gold
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:58 pm
by parno4u
granted but it's plastic
i wish for a bag of chips.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:01 pm
by cena-rules
granted but they are cold
i wish for patty chips and a bag of scraps
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:31 pm
by Hitman079
granted, but the genie doesn't know what the hell you're talking about so he grants you AIDS instead
i wish Joe Beevers would stop posting already
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:35 pm
by WalrusesRN
granted, but Joe Beevers resumed posting after he stopped.
I wish nobody would grant my wishes
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:37 pm
by Hitman079
granted, but when JoeBeever's enforcers come to your house, you keep wishing for a quick and painless death. instead you're raped by one of his 7 foot enforcers and left to bleed to death.
haha.
i wish i would get quoted in someone's sig
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:42 pm
by lalaland
Granted, but nobody will ever quote you again.
I wish I could take a trip around the world by hot air balloon.
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:44 pm
by Hitman079
haha thx lalaland..
anyways, granted, but after the entire trip you land in Iraq right in the middle of a firefight. seeing such a big and colorful target, BOOM!
i wish i'll never get old
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:46 pm
by WalrusesRN
Granted, you could, but you don't, because you develop acrophobia.
I wish nobody would grant my wishes. (it's a paradox goddammit, so you can't say granted, because then I wouldn't get my wish)