Conquer Club

nope! i didnt go to hell...after the hill and the spamalots traveled to hell, the witch lady seeled them in hell for all of eternity, and i sold my soul to her so she would bring the hill up the way it was originally, and put a enchanted force on it allowing it to remain this way, and THEN i took over it when it was back on earth because she told me the way to get around the field...then she became mute so no one could get the secret out of her

u all look upon the face of Cheesus, and his beauty kills u all!\

CHeesus's hill!

I eat your Cheesus God, i shit him back out and throw it in your face

Spamalots Hill

that's not possible, remember you are constipated, u can't crap! u blow up, and then u all die!
Cheesus's hill!

I still ate him though, he went into my stomach and died of gases

Still Spamalots Hill

I shove you off, my hill

You shoved off my look-alike dummy
I come up and give you a swift kick in the ass

Spamalots Hill

My clan sees this and declares war on spamalots, we sign a treaty with RORF and we are unstoppable, we take over the hill and split it
Gridiron Gang's and RORF's Hill

Chad, the leader of the RORF, is in Spamalot.

Spamalot's hill.

(Damn I thought that could work)
I give up on the hill, Spamalots ruined it

*Victory Muscle-Man Clench*

Oh yes, that's Spamalot's Hill alright.

.50AE to the crotch. My blood-stained hill.

My behemoth severed penis flies from the blast and hits you. You get septicemia and die.

Rather grotesquely, it's still Spamalot's Hill...

Dancing Mustard wrote:My behemoth severed penis flies from the blast and hits you. You get septicemia and die.

Rather grotesquely, it's still Spamalot's Hill...

Double post to take the hill.

still Spamalot's Hill

Cheesewanker. My hill.

helmut wrote:Cheesewanker. My hill.

You didn't double post or actually achieve anything.

Still Spamalot's hill

I beat the living shit out of you.

then impale you on a sharp pointy stick [since someone hid the damn flagpole]

there, double post!

My bloody hill!

No it's not I have a spam armour.

Still spamalot's hill

i hate you, you go cry, i go up the hill and chrash the spam party thats probably going on up there with my devilisly good looks and everyone leves and never come back

lord twiggy1 wrote:i hate you, you go cry, i go up the hill and chrash the spam party thats probably going on up there with my devilisly good looks and everyone leves and never come back

I don't give a damn if you hate me, you're a loser.

Oh and keep on dreaming.

Still spamalot's hill.

then i start singing Banana Phone.

its actually a real song

We shoot you.

Still spamalot's hill

i doge the bullet and charege up the hill yelling my battle cry which goes something like this:

Dingalingalingaling
BOOP BOO BA DOO BA DOOP!
BOOP BOO BA DOO BA DOOP!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing
For us to get together, and sing, sing!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding - Danana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches
It's the best, beats the rest,
cellular, modular, interactive-odular
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - Banana phone
BOOP BOO BA DOO BA DOOP!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping - panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a phony
My cellular, bananular phone
Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine.
Don't need computer or TV to have a real good time.
I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat, I'll call the White House,
have a chat, I'll place a call around the world,
operator get me Beijing 'jing 'jing 'jing
Yeess!
Play that thing!
Yooo hoo!
Ring ring ring rign ring ring ring - Banana phone
BOOP BOO BA DOO BA DOOP!
Ying yang ying yang ying - Yanana phone
It's real live momma-and-poppa-phone,
a brother and sister and a dog-o-phone,
a grandpa phone and a gramophone,
My cellular, bananular phone!
Banana phone - Ring, ring ring.
It's a phone with a peel!
Banana phone - Ring, ring ring.
Now you can have your phone and eat it too!
Banana phone!

your all afraid of the battle cry that you leave

my hill

You realise you ran up the wrong hill. You go off crying. We shoot you again.


Still spamalot's hill.

Will you ever learn?