Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:48 am**

But then you'll have to deal with body aches and pains, and no more "happy time" with your 1 eyed trouser snake and hot babes. Plus you lose your licsense and ability to play any video game.

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:51 am**

Forever middle aged...I want to be forever middle aged. Crises and convertibles...middle aged...forever...

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:01 am**

So, forever stuck in your mid life crisis, wanting to re-live your high school and early college years, and getting arrested for dating high school girls that are underage?

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:07 am**

but but convertible!

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:14 am**

strike wolf wrote:but but convertible!

Only if you're Michael Jordan or at his level. Otherwise, it's a rundown old (not classic, just old) car that has dents covering it from those annoying kids from down the block.

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:16 am**

fine...

Forever dead, no other choice left but forever dead...Do you really want to live forever forever dead...

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:50 am**

So you don't want to experience life, love, happiness, joy, sex, your own kids, beating your own kids, making friends, beating the crap out of that asshole down the street, or getting a shiny new car?

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:29 am**

If it meant being away from sarcastic people ruining all your dreams...yes.

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:53 am**

**Munches on a sarcastic-banana**

--Andy

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:05 pm**

strike wolf wrote:Forever old. I want to be forever old....get discounts at the Village Inn...forever and ever...

It's good that your flexible women like that.

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:06 pm**

strike wolf wrote:If it meant being away from sarcastic people ruining all your dreams...yes.

ok have fun 6 feet under

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:33 pm**

So now that I'm officially dead (sorry Jonesy, I have a no pinata clause on my body) who wants to buy my organs on the black market? get em fresh they won't last long.

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:09 pm**

strike wolf wrote:So now that I'm officially dead (sorry Jonesy, I have a no pinata clause on my body) who wants to buy my organs on the black market? get em fresh they won't last long.

Uh, sorry. Donated them all to people who needed them already.

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:37 pm**

Nobody wanted the brain though.

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:16 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:Nobody wanted the brain though.

I want it. I am created a Smithsonian exhibit on the dumbest person ever to walk

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:34 pm**

targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Nobody wanted the brain though.

I want it. I am created a Smithsonian exhibit on the dumbest person ever to walk

Wait, you're he exhibit?

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:44 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:Nobody wanted the brain though.

Oh didn't you hear? My brain got sold to a mr oh sorry dr. Fronkinsteen oh sorry frankenstein...this handwritings atrocious...like it was written by an 8th foot tall behemoth

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:20 pm**

muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Nobody wanted the brain though.

I want it. I am created a Smithsonian exhibit on the dumbest person ever to walk

Wait, you're he exhibit?

Don't worry your in there too.

Posted: **Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:03 am**

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Nobody wanted the brain though.

I want it. I am created a Smithsonian exhibit on the dumbest person ever to walk

Wait, you're he exhibit?

Don't worry your in there too.

Don't you know? That's Japanese for "the."

Posted: **Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:27 am**

muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Nobody wanted the brain though.

I want it. I am created a Smithsonian exhibit on the dumbest person ever to walk

Wait, you're he exhibit?

Don't worry your in there too.

Don't you know? That's Japanese for "the."

sorry I only learned English.

Posted: **Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:17 am**

I've been good guys. Birthday is in 11 days.

Posted: **Sat Dec 04, 2010 10:42 am**

UCAbears wrote:I've been good guys. Birthday is in 11 days.

how old?

Posted: **Sat Dec 04, 2010 3:11 pm**

targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:I want it. I am created a Smithsonian exhibit on the dumbest person ever to walk

Wait, you're he exhibit?

Don't worry your in there too.

Don't you know? That's Japanese for "the."

sorry I only learned English.

you must have skipped a few lessons.

Posted: **Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:07 am**

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Wait, you're he exhibit?

Don't worry your in there too.

Don't you know? That's Japanese for "the."

sorry I only learned English.

you must have skipped a few lessons.