king of the hill

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:50 pm

I body-slam your Giant Robots, they kneel before my bloody chest.

Spamalot's Hill

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:51 pm

You lose too much blood from your "bloody chest" and you die.

My hill :twisted:

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:53 pm

Look at my biceps. You cannot talk to me like that with my mohawk.

Spamalot's Hill.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:57 pm

I ignore your F***ing biceps and mohawk and walk up to you and just push you off the hill. Unfortunately for you, you fall on paranoid-android's flagpole that noone's thought to move from it's dangerous position. You get impaled and die :lol:

My Hill

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:00 pm

Comb your beard, I don't want to hear that shit. Just count the money before the Juggernaut gets back.

Spamalot's Hill

Avron · Post by **Avron** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:32 pm

Because no one destroyed the sheild, inside of it I unleash chemical weapons, irrdating it for 12 years. Spamalots hill, we all have suits that make us immune.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:33 pm

PS, we can also teleport through walls, and we can all make our nails grow really long if we need to. That's just how badass we are.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:36 pm

I mug a kaniggit of spamalot and take the suit. I then go into the shield with a nuke, locate the shield generator and nuke the shit out of it :twisted:

Seeing as I died in the blast

(along with everything else in a very wide radius) No one's radioactive crater :twisted:

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:42 pm

I hit you with your own pimp. My spaceship is a Dodge. I am made of laffy-taffy.

Spamalot's Hill

Splash · Post by **Splash** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:55 pm

I trip over you, we tumble down the hill, no one's hill (again)

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:56 pm

You cannot harm me while I'm wearing my Jamaica Colours.

Spamalot's Hill

dwightschrute · Post by **dwightschrute** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:33 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:You cannot harm me while I'm wearing my Jamaica Colours.

Spamalot's Hill

so true

Splash · Post by **Splash** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:18 pm

dwightschrute wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:You cannot harm me while I'm wearing my Jamaica Colours.

Spamalot's Hill
so true

WTF??? jamaica colours??? ...okay...a spamalot rule, i'll have to get used to this...

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:17 pm

is it possible to become one of spamalots knights?? jw
and, if not is it ok to claim the hill for him??

u all die

spamalot hill

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Wed May 23, 2007 10:01 pm

I torture you in everyway I can think of without killing you in 24 hours, then I kill you, my hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:48 am

But you forgot that you already sold the hill to me for Braves tickets. So my hill. Oh and I move the flagpole to a location that only I know about.

My hill.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu May 24, 2007 4:51 am

bonified wrote:is it possible to become one of spamalots knights?? jw
and, if not is it ok to claim the hill for him??

u all die

spamalot hill

I can assure you, as Spamalot's resident psychic, that you will never in a million years be admitted to Spamalot. While my view on the matter is not authoritative, I am so confident in its accuracy that I would wager several million pounds on its truth.
Please never claim the hill in our name again, we don't need your help.

Oh yeah...

I have had my helmet since fourth grade. Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me.

Spamalot's Hill

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu May 24, 2007 6:32 am

You wearing a helmet but that doesn't stop me from pushing you down the hill. As you fall you manage to knock a boulder lose from it's position. You then hit the ground in front of a see-saw just in time to see the boulder land on the other side launching you all the way to france where you land on the Eiffel tower (the tip spearing your frail torso.)

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:57 am

I'm a candy salesman, part-time stripper, and I do hair. Just wait till I get out of this latex, gonna show you a real pistol.

Spamalot's Hill

Avron · Post by **Avron** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:20 am

I order Glacatus to come down and eat the hill, the planet, and you. Then I set the Halo Rings in Action. GG Everyone been fun go home now.

Spamalots Hill

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:00 am

bonified wrote:is it possible to become one of spamalots knights?? jw
and, if not is it ok to claim the hill for him??

u all die

spamalot hill

you can join... if you get to 200 posts AND the spamalot thread comes back... but until then don't claim the hill in our name!

oh yeah, and i do something that results in your death

spamalot's hill.

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:09 am

fine then i'll just claim the hill in Cheesus, the king of cheese and mars! he makes u all constipated til u explode,

Cheesus's hill

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:18 am

bonified wrote:fine then i'll just claim the hill in Cheesus, the king of cheese and mars! he makes u all constipated til u explode,

Cheesus's hill

have you ever seen cheese beat spam?

spamalot's hill.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:39 pm

After killing Glacatus(Is that right? or did Avron just spell it incorrectly.), I come back to claim the hill.

My hill.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:42 pm

You owe me 50 bucks, I custom made your suit. I'm gonna mess you up with my pimp-cane. I just love looking out over the city with my pimp-cane. Cap them foo's.

Spamalot's Hill