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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:25 pm
by cena-rules
ok. You have sex with the other hall monster and she crushes you. You die

I wish for a baloon

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:26 pm
by NESconqueror
cena-rules wrote:ok. You have sex with the other hall monster and she crushes you. You die

I wish for a baloon

Granted, but it has a second hole in it!
I wish I would not die or suffer a lifelong coma!

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:29 pm
by cena-rules
ok. You go into a coma. Wake up. The world has become enslaved by me. You are my slave.

I wish i had a toga

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:30 pm
by NESconqueror
cena-rules wrote:ok. You go into a coma. Wake up. The world has become enslaved by me. You are my slave.

I wish i had a toga

Granted, but it is all pink and frilly and you get embarrased on the World Wide Web.
I wish I was immortal and coma free and free!

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:34 pm
by cena-rules
Fine but you get beaten up all day and wish you could die. I grant that.

I wish you were my slave

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:07 pm
by NESconqueror
cena-rules wrote:Fine but you get beaten up all day and wish you could die. I grant that.

I wish you were my slave

Granted, but the slaves overthrow you!
I wish for nothing bad to happen to me!

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:21 pm
by Russianfire8371
granted but nothing good happens either

i wish that i was god

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:24 pm
by cena-rules
GRANTED BUT IT IS OF A PIE

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:27 pm
by misterman10
i wish cena-rules would follow the rules :lol:

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:28 pm
by cena-rules
not granted

I wish for a black hole to put me in a land of candy

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:29 pm
by misterman10
granted, but you can never get out and die from too much candy and no water

i wish that every clubhouser would go to flame wars and annoy the "flamers"

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:42 pm
by Russianfire8371
granted but then the clubhouse would get boring

I wish that i had more points...

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:30 pm
by Cheesemore
granted but you get banned

I wish our basement wasn't flooded by all the rain :?

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:36 pm
by cena-rules
granted. it turns to ice

I wish for mm10 to shut up

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:40 pm
by NESconqueror
cena-rules wrote:granted. it turns to ice

I wish for mm10 to shut up

Granted, but there is no sound at all!
I wish the world is all 8bit!

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:03 pm
by Russianfire8371
granted, but now the world is depressed and many people commit suicide over that horrible fate.

I wish i stopped getting banned after i wish for something

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:02 pm
by muy_thaiguy
granted, you, you're posts, and all of your games are now deleted.

I wish I had a cool sword.

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:04 pm
by NESconqueror
muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, you, you're posts, and all of your games are now deleted.

I wish I had a cool sword.

Granted, but it was only 1 mm in size
I wish I had a power suit with arm cannon!

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:09 pm
by muy_thaiguy
NESconqueror wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, you, you're posts, and all of your games are now deleted.

I wish I had a cool sword.

Granted, but it was only 1 mm in size
I wish I had a power suit with arm cannon!
Granted, but it is made for an action figure.

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:45 pm
by strike wolf
You didn't wish for anything so I get two wishes.

first, I wish I was a living, non-zombie werewolf and that this wish would not be corrupted in any way.

Second, I wish that this will not cause a paradox.

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:45 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, and it all happens... In a video game!

I wish I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:01 pm
by Cheesemore
granted, but you never go to school again and have to work at the McDonald's drive-through for the rest of your life

I wish the person below me didn't corrupt my wish

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:08 pm
by High Guard
Granted I wont, but the person below me gets to corrupt your wish.

I wish I had this http://www.popsci.com/beermachine

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:48 pm
by sheepofdumb
Granted but it's broken.

I wish I had more time to play WoW.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:10 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but now that is all you do, so you forget to eat and drink and then you die.

I wish I had a 360.