Conquer Club

Remember to hit every cone that's been set up and on the part where he tells you to accelerate quickly than stop, don't do it.

And do NOT use the Jones method for passing driving tests.

Also remember Red means go and green means stop.

...or the wolf method, which is almost as bad.

Whoops.

I used the Jones method...she told me to never, ever use it again, but passed me out of pity.

Ha ha.
It never worked for me!
(never passed the test).

Did you know that the first time I took my driver's license test I failed because I ran a "red Light" it was technically still yellow but tell that ot the instructor.

Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre it was.

The only things I got off were when making a 3 point turn, I didn't look behind me, even though I KNEW there was not a car even close to being on the same road and when I took a left turn at a light, I didn't pull into the intersection, I just waited at the crosswalk.

Oh well.

Army of GOD wrote:Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre it was.

The only things I got off were when making a 3 point turn, I didn't look behind me, even though I KNEW there was not a car even close to being on the same road and when I took a left turn at a light, I didn't pull into the intersection, I just waited at the crosswalk.

Oh well.

It Was yellow! they flag you for running any questionable light.

strike wolf wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre it was.

The only things I got off were when making a 3 point turn, I didn't look behind me, even though I KNEW there was not a car even close to being on the same road and when I took a left turn at a light, I didn't pull into the intersection, I just waited at the crosswalk.

Oh well.

It Was yellow! they flag you for running any questionable light.

How can you tell if the light is over 18 or not?

strike wolf wrote:Did you know that the first time I took my driver's license test I failed because I ran a "red Light" it was technically still yellow but tell that ot the instructor.

When I was a young man I think I failed because of something like this as well during my first outing---pulling into an intersection in a yellow light or something similar.

But I couldn't resist the yellow. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

My hands are BANANAS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0

Army of GOD wrote:Have my driver license test in 7 hours. I wish it were like a college test, then I'd pass it no problem...

EVERY ONE OFF THE ROAD NOW

jonesthecurl wrote:And do NOT use the Jones method for passing driving tests.

how many times?

jonesthecurl wrote:Ha ha.
It never worked for me!
(never passed the test).

what! really you can't drive?

Nope. I was bloody awful at it. After throwing huge amounts of time money and effort at it I thought the roads would be better off without one more crap driver on them. There's enough of those already.

i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8

AndyDufresne wrote:

strike wolf wrote:Did you know that the first time I took my driver's license test I failed because I ran a "red Light" it was technically still yellow but tell that ot the instructor.

When I was a young man I think I failed because of something like this as well during my first outing---pulling into an intersection in a yellow light or something similar.

But I couldn't resist the yellow. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Makes sense.

UCAbears wrote:My hands are BANANAS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0

Run away quick before andy sees.

targetman377 wrote:i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8

So now we won't be able to read ANY of your posts?

targetman377 wrote:i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8

How many do you have?

I still have all four of mine, they came through without any problems. Maybe I'm just very wise.

Army of GOD wrote:

targetman377 wrote:i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8

So now we won't be able to read ANY of your posts?

Wow, BIG change.

jonesthecurl wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

targetman377 wrote:i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8

So now we won't be able to read ANY of your posts?

Wow, BIG change.

Well, thanks to freetranslation.com (target to human, of course), his posts were somewhat easy to understand.

But...AFTER his wisdom teeth are gone...?

Army of GOD wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

targetman377 wrote:i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8

So now we won't be able to read ANY of your posts?

Wow, BIG change.

Well, thanks to freetranslation.com (target to human, of course), his posts were somewhat easy to understand.

But...AFTER his wisdom teeth are gone...?

I have an idea...let's just talk to the teeth.

jonesthecurl wrote:

targetman377 wrote:i am getting my wisdom teeth taken out tommarow at 8

How many do you have?

I still have all four of mine, they came through without any problems. Maybe I'm just very wise.

Or perhaps target is getting his removed BECAUSE he's too wise and that's just extra wisdom that can go to someone in need of it like me or you?