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You sneaky bastard...
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I've been told I look like Richard Nixon, so idk.

Woooooooooooooooooo!
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That's not very good...
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Army of GOD wrote:That's not very good...



YHeaH, IT pisses me off when peoplw say that because he was one ugly person. So when people say that, i usuakly kill them.
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What's your kill-method of choice?
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Army of GOD wrote:What's your kill-method of choice?


I put a rope around their neck tie them to a tree, but I leave a chair under them. I then squeeze and twist their nipple so hard, they are forced to move and kick the chair out from under them, ultimately leading to their death.
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That's just sick...
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Army of GOD wrote:That's just sick...



If you were in my shoes, you'd understand. You do what you gotta do to survive.
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That's doing a little more than "surviving"...
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Secretly comes in and posts without anyone noticing.

Well god damn, im getting good at this secretly crap :)

Oh and its not doing more than surviving, he is sending out a message to all other potential aggressors. C'mon AOG catch up.
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[secretly notices secret post, without being noticed].
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jonesthecurl wrote:[secretly notices secret post, without being noticed].

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jonesthecurl wrote:[secretly notices secret post, without being noticed].


Secretly notices that i have been secretly noticed without being noticed and secretly plots to kill the secret secret post noticer. :?
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UCAbears wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:But...I thought you were Darell!!



Only on occasion.


On some occasions he even wears a dress and becomes Lucy.
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UCAbears wrote:I've been told I look like Richard Nixon, so idk.

Woooooooooooooooooo!


for your sake I would hope not.
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UCAbears wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:That's not very good...



YHeaH, IT pisses me off when peoplw say that because he was one ugly person. So when people say that, i usuakly kill them.


It's not that I think he's ugly I'd just hate for too many people to be associated with an infamous person from this country's history.







That and he's kind of ugly
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strike wolf wrote:
UCAbears wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:But...I thought you were Darell!!



Only on occasion.


On some occasions he even wears a dress and becomes Lucy.

Or McSweaty.
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Army of GOD wrote:What's your kill-method of choice?


probably a knife carved from the tusk of a razorback.
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ManBungalow wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:[secretly notices secret post, without being noticed].

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Me? 'Ow?
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UCAbears wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:What's your kill-method of choice?


I put a rope around their neck tie them to a tree, but I leave a chair under them. I then squeeze and twist their nipple so hard, they are forced to move and kick the chair out from under them, ultimately leading to their death.


Death by purple nurple...I don't know. I usually prefer non-kinky killing methods.
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Dariune wrote:Secretly comes in and posts without anyone noticing.

Well god damn, im getting good at this secretly crap :)

Oh and its not doing more than surviving, he is sending out a message to all other potential aggressors. C'mon AOG catch up.


He's sendiing them the message that if you like to have your nipples squeezed come to this guy.
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Only if you like having your nipples squeezed while being faced with probable death.

Where as i always took you, Strike, for a probably going to live nipple squeeze ee
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Lucarilover240 wrote:Time for some catch up posting! (Cracks knuckles)

thanks lucari with a saying to say what i will be duing now
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
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UCAbears wrote:Hey thanks man! "secretly plans to assassinate strike"

secretly plans to foil secret plan to assassinate lone


secretly foiled plans to prevent assassination and the one to assassinate him but wait if I foiled the plans to foil the assassination and I also prevented myself from protecting myself. crap.



secretly knew lone would foil my secret plans to save him so i have a set of super secret plans to foil lones foil of my secret plans.


Secretly knew this and made no effort to foil those plans.

woot woot i knew it
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strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
UCAbears wrote:"puts sniper pointed at Jonescurl down" Smart man.


[orders sniper pointing at sniper to shoot]

Oh, sorry, whoops. I meant to say "not shoot". My bad.


Don't worry I caught the bullet.

i was a little worried
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