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Conquer Club • Who masturbates ??????????? - Page 22
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:03 pm
by dacey
What until a few seconds before you're going to finish, then stop. Then start up a little while later. Do that a few times and the pay off is great, I've been told.

But, being a girl, I don't know how to prevent blue balls, but if you do this right you don't have to worry about it.


I feel like that was a little tmi...

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:06 pm
by fireedud
Chris7He wrote:
dacey wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I just jacked off while looking at pictures of Elin Grindemyr :D


I just blew a load looking at some nice shots of Raylene Richards...she has got the bestest breasts I have ever seen!

Say? Does anyone know if it is true that when men orgasm, they temporarily become blind for a split second. That their visual cortex shuts down for a fraction of a second?


That only happens when your looking at porn.

Ergo, don't look at porn :)


Why not? How do you make masturbation feel better?


Imagination...that's what I do.

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:06 pm
by Chris7He
dacey wrote:What until a few seconds before you're going to finish, then stop. Then start up a little while later. Do that a few times and the pay off is great, I've been told.

But, being a girl, I don't know how to prevent blue balls, but if you do this right you don't have to worry about it.


I feel like that was a little tmi...


tmi??? WTF???

I wish I could get a girl then we could give each other hand jobs... Any advice?

PS-I did that. I felt like I wanted to jack off more...

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:10 pm
by dacey
Chris7He wrote:I wish I could get a girl then we could give each other hand jobs... Any advice?


Don't spend all your time watching porn and playing on conquer club, for starters.

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:11 pm
by Napoleon Ier
dacey wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I wish I could get a girl then we could give each other hand jobs... Any advice?


errrrrrrr

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:35 pm
by DaGip
Chris7He wrote:
dacey wrote:
DaGip wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I just jacked off while looking at pictures of Elin Grindemyr :D


I just blew a load looking at some nice shots of Raylene Richards...she has got the bestest breasts I have ever seen!

Say? Does anyone know if it is true that when men orgasm, they temporarily become blind for a split second. That their visual cortex shuts down for a fraction of a second?


That only happens when your looking at porn.

Ergo, don't look at porn :)


Why not? How do you make masturbation feel better?


Yeah! :?

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:52 am
by Skittles!
Chris7He wrote:I wish I could get a girl then we could give each other hand jobs... Any advice?

PS-I did that. I felt like I wanted to jack off more...

Er, Chris, girls don't have penises, believe it or not. You can finger a girl, and if they're extra lenient, you could shove your whole hand up there (so it does actually make it a hand job) but you see.. No, no hand jobs.

Unless you're talking about Shemales..

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:08 pm
by hecter
Skittles! wrote:
Chris7He wrote:I wish I could get a girl then we could give each other hand jobs... Any advice?

PS-I did that. I felt like I wanted to jack off more...

Er, Chris, girls don't have penises, believe it or not. You can finger a girl, and if they're extra lenient, you could shove your whole hand up there (so it does actually make it a hand job) but you see.. No, no hand jobs.

Unless you're talking about Shemales..

Those are always fun...

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:03 pm
by Heimdall
DaGip wrote:... looking at some nice shots of Raylene Richards...she has got the bestest breasts I have ever seen!


I've never heard of her before and i just checked her out. I have to agree with you that they are perfect. Are they real?

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:03 pm
by unriggable
Hey, can I ask the maker of this thread to add some more question marks to the title? Thanks.

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:57 pm
by duday53
unriggable wrote:Hey, can I ask the maker of this thread to add some more question marks to the title? Thanks.
?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:43 am
by DaGip
Heimdall wrote:
DaGip wrote:... looking at some nice shots of Raylene Richards...she has got the bestest breasts I have ever seen!


I've never heard of her before and i just checked her out. I have to agree with you that they are perfect. Are they real?


100% real juggies! If I could post them, I would! She is so damn cute! Makes me want to...excuse me...I have to go to the bathroom. :roll:

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:45 am
by DaGip
duday53 wrote:
unriggable wrote:Hey, can I ask the maker of this thread to add some more question marks to the title? Thanks.
?


eleven just ain't enough??????????? :?