Conquer Club

Granted, but you have to drop out of college to maintain the car, which you still can't do, and you end up having to sell the car and live on the street's as a bum with no job or proper schooling.

I wish to be omnipotent (in a nutshell, God without restrictions).

granted, but now Satan is omnipotent as well

I wish I could thank whoever bumped this thread

granted, but he doesn't hear you.
I wish that I had a time machine.

granted, you go back in time before CC was ever conceived, before computers were ever invented. You commit suicide out of boredom.

I wish I was a computer whiz

Granted, but Satan (with his omnipotence) brings you back in time to before computer were invented.

I wish to be super kick ass.

Granted, you become super kickass man, with the power to beat Blitzaholic at CC. That's it.

I wish for world peace (j/k )
I wish it wasn't so cold in Chicago

Granted, but it is now 50?C and all the air conditioners are broken.

I wish there was more snow in Kitchener (bout an hour south of Toronto)

granted, but Bush sees this as evidence against Global Warming, or "Climate Change" and all the stupid politicians in the world believe him and now we're screwed.

I wish I would remember to spell Hector's name with an "e".

Granted. Nothing bad happens.

I wish Bush wasn't so fucking stupid.

that can't be granted. Please try again

( )

I wish the USA had a different president.

Granted, but its the well known bitch Hillary Clinton, who in her "woman's intuition" (no offense, females), accidentally starts WWIII.

I wish there would be less topics on CC about religion and politics

Granted, but now we have a lot of threads about barbies and how video games suck instead.

I wish Canada had a different PM.

(prime minister?)
granted, but you're old PM becomes Dictator

I wish I wasn't so sick today

Granted, but you'll be twice as sick tomorow.

I wish to be the new dictator of Canada.

Granted, but the Canadians all move to America for the cheaper Mugs
(I don't know if the punchline of that joke is known well in Canada, but over here in the US old people are in the news for moving to Canada for the cheaper DRugs...ya I guess not so funny)

I wish I was funny

Your wish cannot be granted, please try again.

damn...

I wish you weren't so funny

See previous post

k, for my final wish before I log off for the day, I wish I had no homework for the weekend

Granted, but you'll have double next week.

I wish for Cynthia. 'Nuff said.

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You stole my wish.

static_ice wrote:I wish I could thank whoever bumped this thread

your wish is granted since i bumped the thread
as for johnnyrotten's wish:
granted, but you didn't specify WHICH cynthia, so instead you get a transvestette named cynthia.
i wish my homework was done

Hitman079 wrote:

static_ice wrote:I wish I could thank whoever bumped this thread

your wish is granted since i bumped the thread
as for johnnyrotten's wish:
granted, but you didn't specify WHICH cynthia, so instead you get a transvestette named cynthia.
i wish my homework was done

Just as good

Granted but it's all wrong, and your teacher decides to mark the homework that day. You end up failing the courses because of it and have to repeat the grade.

I wish for a hot and sexy female concubine.