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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:22 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...
what a dick!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:22 pm
by targetman377
JJM wrote:Sorry about the big break.
JIMBO!!!! how you been
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:23 pm
by targetman377
JJM wrote:I know it is a little late to be talking about the olympics but During that Mens U.S.-Canada hockey game, the player (Zach Parise) who scored the goal to put the game into overtime was from my home town of Grand Forks!
do you know him?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:24 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...
what a dick!
That was basically what I was thinking.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:24 pm
by targetman377
Army of GOD wrote:We didn't start the fire!
BILLY JOEL!!!!! HE IS A GOD WHEN IT COMES TO THE PIANO
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:24 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:JJM wrote:Sorry about the big break.
JIMBO!!!! how you been
Trying to find a state where he can legally marry an elephant/nuclear squirrel.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:25 pm
by targetman377
Army of GOD wrote:And guess who can't sleep!
insominac?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:25 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:We didn't start the fire!
BILLY JOEL!!!!! HE IS A GOD WHEN IT COMES TO THE PIANO
You hurt Mozart's feelings...
Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this statement?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:26 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:And guess who can't sleep!
insominac?
No Sleeping Beauty.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:26 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:"The More You Know" **Leaves behind a banana bunch**
--Andy
The more you forget.
hahah this gets my official seal of approval
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:28 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:"The More You Know" **Leaves behind a banana bunch**
--Andy
The more you forget.
hahah this gets my official seal of approval
*starts but than remembers he forgot how to bow*
Oh great and remembering that made me forget where I live...thanks umm...who are you agaiN?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:28 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...
what a dick!
That was basically what I was thinking.
i would not play with a duchsh like that agian
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:29 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:targetman377 wrote:JJM wrote:Sorry about the big break.
JIMBO!!!! how you been
Trying to find a state where he can legally marry an elephant/nuclear squirrel.
thats disgusting he should try georgia i here its a crazy state
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:30 pm
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:targetman377 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:We didn't start the fire!
BILLY JOEL!!!!! HE IS A GOD WHEN IT COMES TO THE PIANO
You hurt Mozart's feelings...
Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this statement?
oh well mozarts was not that good
no i cant sorry i forget a period?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:30 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...
what a dick!
That was basically what I was thinking.
i would not play with a duchsh like that agian
When my ankle's feeling better (it still hurts to walk on) I tend to get back at him by making him look bad on the field.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:31 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:targetman377 wrote:JJM wrote:Sorry about the big break.
JIMBO!!!! how you been
Trying to find a state where he can legally marry an elephant/nuclear squirrel.
thats disgusting he should try georgia i here its a crazy state
Target if Georgia had a law that allowed people to marry animals I would have already told him not to try Georgia because we don't...but that hasn't been the case has it?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:38 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:targetman377 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:We didn't start the fire!
BILLY JOEL!!!!! HE IS A GOD WHEN IT COMES TO THE PIANO
You hurt Mozart's feelings...
Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this statement?
oh well mozarts was not that good
no i cant sorry i forget a period?
Hmm...I know somethign was wrong with it but now I honestly can't remember what...lol.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:19 pm
by Lucarilover240
strike wolf wrote:It's time for strike's literary excerpt of the week
This week's excerpt:
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
The Wolf has Spoken.
Highlighted bits = My favorite lines.
For some reason, Targetman377 comes to mind...
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:21 pm
by Lucarilover240
targetman377 wrote:i went frolfing
Don't try to speak Shakesperian, you're going to kill someone.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:22 pm
by Lucarilover240
strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...
Sorry to hear that.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:23 pm
by Lucarilover240
JJM wrote:Sorry about the big break.
Where the bloody hell have you been?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:23 pm
by Lucarilover240
ManBungalow wrote:
I want to reply to this so badly. But I've got nothing.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:26 pm
by Lucarilover240
targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...
what a dick!
That was basically what I was thinking.
i would not play with a duchsh like that agian
...
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:30 pm
by Lucarilover240
In other news, HOLY f*ck IS GMOD FUN.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:52 pm
by autoload
strike wolf wrote:twisted my ankle badly playing tackle football. Jackass was getting burnt (it was a complete mismatch I'm still somewhat fast from when I was in great shape and he was overweight and slow) so instead of trying to cover me, he decides to stick his leg out and trip me...I recover my balance before falling but landing very awkwardly on my ankle. I don't think I sprained it but it does hurt worse than any normal twist...
Tackle football used to be a love of mine. Then I got older and decided it wasn't worth the 3 days of soreness afterward anymore.