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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:43 pm
by strike wolf
granted, but you find out that being Guan Yu isn't as cool as you thought it would be.
I wish that I was just a werewolf, not a werewolf zombie.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:46 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but then you get shot through the hear by a silver bullet.
I wish being Guan Yu WAS really cool from my last wish.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:49 pm
by strike wolf
granted, but you are no longer Guan Yu.
I wish I was alive again.
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:58 pm
by muy_thaiguy
strike wolf wrote:granted, but you are no longer Guan Yu.
I wish I was alive again.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Granted, but then you fall into a volcano and die forever.
I wish I was Lu Bu then and couldn't die.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:00 am
by strike wolf
granted but you are frozen in Antartica.
I wish I had never fallen into the volcano.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:14 am
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but then you die because you are the last of your species and you are so lonely.
I wish I wasn't frozen in Antartica.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:22 am
by strike wolf
granted, you and the ice surrounding your body are transported to a sub-zero cooler inside a laboratory for study,
I wish I was alive again.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:26 am
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but you are now in another dimension where it is law to hunt wolves/werewolves
I wish I had some peanut butter.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:28 am
by hecter
Granted, but you can't eat it because you're encased in ice.
I wish I had a University Degree.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:28 am
by Hitman079
edit: FASTPOSTED
granted, but it's in turkey, and it's not valid in the US
i wish i could eat all i want without the danger of getting fat
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:29 am
by muy_thaiguy
granted, but it is a fake and you get arrested and then executed for it.
I wish I had a higher rank.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:30 am
by strike wolf
granted but since you're entombed in ice, you can't defend the rank and quickly go back down lower than before.
I wish I was back in the regular universe/dimension.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:45 am
by hecter
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:55 am
by freezie
But you fall pregnant.
I wish Hecter didn't exist, never got created, never had been borned. Well, is not there, and not anywhere else.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:01 am
by hecter
For the same reason that I do not exist, you no longer exist as well, but since you never existed, you couldn't have wished for me not to exist either, creating a paradox. As a result, the universe explodes.
I wish I had more money or a job...
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:09 am
by freezie
Get a cv first, then start wishing..
I wish I had more dr pepper.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:30 am
by Balsiefen
Granted but docter pepper turns out not to be a drink but a real doctor. He kills you by a medication overdose.
I wish i would win 1000 CC games in a row
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:10 am
by cena-rules
GRANTED BUT THEN YOU LOSSE 100 ALL TO COOKS SO ARE ON 1 POINT
I WISH THE M1 ROADWORKS WERE COMPLETE
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:00 am
by rebelman
Granted but in their haste to finish the job they disturbed an army of killer ants which end up eating you alive.
I wish I was the Irish Prime Minister (Taoiseach)
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:03 am
by cena-rules
granted but it is only for a second the I shoot you
I wish i had another toe
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:48 am
by agtsmitty
Granted, but you have to sacrifice another toe, so you really dont gain anything.
I wish banks would give free samples of money.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:53 am
by FiveThreeEight
Granted, but it's Monopoly money.
I wish the temperature in San Diego would never go past 80 degrees again.
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:43 pm
by Cheesemore
Above or below, I'll asume below in which case you all die of Heat Stroke
I wish my fantasy football draft was today instead of tommarow so I could do it
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:11 pm
by cena-rules
granted but you miss the deadline
I wish I could be in a really good band
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:26 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Granted, but then it it breaks up and falls into security.
I wish I was the God of War