Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:33 pm**

What my "lipstick/phone/camera/9milimeter" costs, would never be wasted on such a thing!!!

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:28 am**

MISS BUNNY! You said "... "Fatass Kid" in person is quite handsome." What are talking about.... you make it sound like you aren't a toon. In person? Has that dumb kid convinced you he is "real"???? Don't listen to him.

WE ARE ALL TOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And nothing will ever change that!

Maybe he is trying to distract you with some phony baloney story.

Pahleeeze Miss Bunny, don't fall for it.

Roadrunner hangs his head, saddened to the very tip of every blue feather for his friend Miss Bunny.

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:41 am**

Sorry I have not posted a lot recently but real life has been rough lately. I have had fun in this tournament for the most part as most of you are great players.

But in Game 6023274 which is not an official tourney game but a grudge match between the 3 competing TOONS something has happened that perplexes me. I would think in a 3-way game where the players are equal for most of the game until 2 players decide to make a alliance is unsportsmanlike in a terminator game thereby giving 1 player almost certain victory. I know our esteemed tourney organizer would understand this as it was initiated by one of his supposed friends so even though I used to think he was wrong about the other South Park kids now I think he may be correct. Truthfully from playing other games against the other TOON I would of expected better of him in this match but I guess once a cuckoo always a cuckoo(but honestly I may have taken advantage of the circumstances if I was in same situation but I would hope I wouldn't).

As this tourney is winding down I hope to play most of you somewhere else & wish the best to most of you.

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:22 am**

He yelped when I pinched him...I didn't think toons felt pain!!! And magneto, it is great playing in other games with you. you are a very good, honorable player...

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:16 am**

If you are referring to me as a cuckoo it is uncalled for. If you were to go back and read the game chat you will notice that I never agreed to the offered alliance. I simply said I'd cheer him on.

I am playing the game to win.

You attacked me and I did what many do.... I attacked back.

meep meep

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:23 am**

Jeff - Glad to see you posting.
Unfortunately, I see your point in the game in question and can only offer a "man that sucks". I've been in many games where players team up and, while the grudge match was created between Smackdown members, in no way should possibly dishonorable game tactics reflect the intended spirit of this Tournament.

PM's have been sent to the 5 remaining Cartoon Personality competitors! Finally! :roll:

Good luck to all and a hearty ^5 to all posters for contributing to over 500 posts in this thread!

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:53 am**

MyTurnToWin wrote:If you are referring to me as a cuckoo it is uncalled for. If you were to go back and read the game chat you will notice that I never agreed to the offered alliance. I simply said I'd cheer him on.

I am playing the game to win.

You attacked me and I did what many do.... I attacked back.

meep meep

Calling you a cuckoo was not meant as a insult was just stating a fact from wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roadrunner & trying to make a joke. Sorry if taken wrong but roadrunners are in the cuckoo family and article says their foraging habits are opportunistic. Also I did say I would probably do same as you in same situation & I hope you can eliminate me instead of that nasty South Park kid to keep him from getting any extra points. I just wish it had stayed even between me & him to battle for who got eliminated and got the points & with you attacking only me instead of him that is not the case. And in game chat you say check my facts before posting I did and if you go back through game log you attacked me solely after his offer and before that you had attacked both of us about evenly so you can understand why even if you did not openly agree to his alliance everyone would think you did since you did not turn down his offer.

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:35 pm**

I guess if I win you'll say I cheated with an alliance. So a fun game just became "lose-lose" for me. Did it ever occur to you that attacking you only would help me win the game? If you'd like to .... never mind. Nothing I say will alter this. You've made up your mind.

Have fun.

Roadrunner and his alter ego leave.

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:52 pm**

Good luck in the scavenger hunt all!

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:38 pm**

MyTurnToWin wrote:I guess if I win you'll say I cheated with an alliance. So a fun game just became "lose-lose" for me. Did it ever occur to you that attacking you only would help me win the game? If you'd like to .... never mind. Nothing I say will alter this. You've made up your mind.

Have fun.

Roadrunner and his alter ego leave.

No if you win you deserve it & I never said you cheated just that I was sorry the other guy had to ruin a good game that I was enjoying playing . If he had just suicided on me and not proposed an alliance and you had played the same I would have no problem but by doing it the way he did he tainted your win if you get it and I very sincerely hope you do I will congratulate you and you have my sincerest hope that you get to eliminate me for my points as I would hate to see him rewarded for his actions. If I did not say it before I would be glad to play you anytime or be your partner but I will probably never play him again if I can avoid it(I do not foe people but will usually never join a game with them if I can avoid it).

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:51 pm**

Sent: Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:15 am
From: MyTurnToWin
To: Elijah S

Mitten
Cheese puffs
Cheesy puffs
Styx
Les Miserables
One Day More

Christian rock band: Faith + 1

Congratulations to Roadrunner in winning the Scavenger Hunt - submitting his answers a mere 4 minute before Kyle.
Plus, he caught the "Cheese" puffs and "Cheesy Puffs" trick. Well Done!
1,000,000 points to the bird!
When the 1,000,000 point game is decided, I'll post the winner for Cartoon Personality.

On another note - Guys... we've kept this a fun and lighthearted tournament, so let's not ruin it with discussion of tactics used in a side game. Thx. - Cartman

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:16 pm**

If you want to reward me with congratulatory gifts please send worms, mites and twinkies.

Roadrunner preens his feathers while deciding what to do for a celebration.

A tiny smile lightens up his face. That'll be perfect. "Miss Bunny! Join me in our secret underground hide out and bring the eraser."

WWWHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH ..... MEEP MEEP

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:24 pm**

Hey Comic Book Guy, I figured out a solution. Let's finish the game then you and I can go deliver a bag of stinky rotten garbage to that other guy's house, put a fan next to it with a really long extension cord, turn on the fan so it is blowing in his living room window, and then light the bag on fire.

AND once the fire is buring we toss on several large chunks of Limburger cheese.... the one that stinks like dirty gym socks.

It'll be fun.
meep meep

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:21 pm**

Congrats on the Scavenger Hunt win Roadrunner!

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:42 pm**

Here is a little peace offering for my little bird friend & also to congratulate him on the scavenger hunt win

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:14 pm**

As humans would say WOW

And you were so kind as to even break one of the twinkies in two so I could taste that yummy, never spoils, nuked cream filling.

What a pal.

meep meep

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:19 pm**

MyTurnToWin wrote:Hey Comic Book Guy, I figured out a solution. Let's finish the game then you and I can go deliver a bag of stinky rotten garbage to that other guy's house, put a fan next to it with a really long extension cord, turn on the fan so it is blowing in his living room window, and then light the bag on fire.

AND once the fire is burning we toss on several large chunks of Limburger cheese.... the one that stinks like dirty gym socks.

It'll be fun.
meep meep

Sounds like a plan to me. I have already talked to my fellow comic book store owners in Colorado and have asked them to ban him from their stores so no more ninja or japanese anime products can be bought by him. I have also written down a list of things we can do to him and will pass them to you.

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:09 pm**

I love your list Comic Book Man, but since this is a family friendly site we better not publish it here!! It'll be such fun.

meep meep meep meep

Posted: **Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:33 pm**

[quote="MyTurnToWin"] [color=#0000BF]AND once the fire is buring we toss on several large chunks of Limburger cheese.... the one that stinks like dirty gym socks.

Dirty Gym Socks ... LOL.
I am going to guess that no one here has ever heard of Valarian Root. It's an Herbal Remedy used to calm people (instead of alcohol or sleeping pills, just use Valarian Root. Cheaper than Limburger, gets the job done, and works great w/o side effects like the other [stuff].

But ... Valarian smells just like rancid Gym Socks. Downwind ... you know what it is long before you find it. (Always get in capsule form) ... but it's also great for "things like the nice Roadrunner mentioned" in case someone is giving you problems.

Butt ... still a great herbal med for insomnia.

Congrats to the Roadrunner. I have to work during the day .. so there wasn't a chance in Hades that I could've even come close to watching out for that one. (now, where did I put those red velvet twinkies).

And now I know what ... RL ... means ... not to be confused with Reality TV. :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:32 am**

Anyone interested in a friendly nuclear battle on the new classic map?

Game 6276558

password: Eric (or maybe eric)

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:20 am**

meep meep meep meep

(that's roadrunner talk for "yes, I've already joined".

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:55 am**

Here are some more snacks for everyone left in the tourney

And here is a special one for Stan. Remind you of anything.

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:40 am**

The last twinkie is missing a "Santa" hat... I think.

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:22 pm**

Butters - That is arguably one of the most pathetic avatars I've ever seen! Well done! :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:02 pm**

Sure am glad I got an ORIGINAL twinkie and not a nuked one. The original withstand the desert heat much better.

meep meep

Roadrunner smiles. He won both scavenger hunts. How did those other toons even think they had a chance? meep meep He dashes off to find a phone so he can call A.C.M.E. and check on his special order.

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