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Hey Jimbo, if god created women using one rib from man, then why don't women have one rib more than man?

JJM wrote: Us North Dakota are very smart.

Jimbo....... that right there is priceless, please, Please, PLEASE put that on your sig.

neanderpaul14 wrote:

JJM wrote: Us North Dakota are very smart.

Jimbo....... that right there is priceless, please, Please, PLEASE put that on your sig.

I'm glad someone else noticed that. I was too polite to mention it

notyou2 wrote:Hey Jimbo, if god created women using one rib from man, then why don't women have one rib more than man?

It could have been that Women were created with one less than the original number. I don't know.

neanderpaul 14 wrote:

JJM wrote: Us North Dakota are very smart.

Jimbo....... that right there is priceless, please, Please, PLEASE put that on your sig.

I was very rushed when I typed that. When I type I look at the keyboard and not the screen so if I forget to type something I don't notice it.

Symmetry wrote:

neanderpaul14 wrote:

JJM wrote: Us North Dakota are very smart.

Jimbo....... that right there is priceless, please, Please, PLEASE put that on your sig.

I'm glad someone else noticed that. I was too polite to mention it

Fortunately I've never had that problem. Of all the things I've been called in my life "too polite" has never been among them.

JJM wrote:I was very rushed when I typed that. When I type I look at the keyboard and not the screen so if I forget to type something I don't notice it.

If you don't take the time to type out what you mean, why should I waste my time reading your inane excuses?

Titanic wrote:
The big bang created the universe, but it didn't create this. Your theory means that I could say that the Treaty of Versailles created the fall of the Berlin Wall.

O, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U. ... a_(nominal). Also, if the mid west was so smart, why are there so many poor dumb people there?

Fish are also symmetrical.

tobinov wrote:

JJM wrote:I was very rushed when I typed that. When I type I look at the keyboard and not the screen so if I forget to type something I don't notice it.

If you don't take the time to type out what you mean, why should I waste my time reading your inane excuses?

And you just spelt insane wrong. How many words have I posted so far this topic? I have only spelt one wrong. Give me a break. You Understood what I meant.

JJM wrote:

tobinov wrote:

JJM wrote:I was very rushed when I typed that. When I type I look at the keyboard and not the screen so if I forget to type something I don't notice it.

If you don't take the time to type out what you mean, why should I waste my time reading your inane excuses?

And you just spelt insane wrong. How many words have I posted so far this topic? I have only spelt one wrong. Give me a break. You Understood what I meant.

JJM wrote:

tobinov wrote:

JJM wrote:I was very rushed when I typed that. When I type I look at the keyboard and not the screen so if I forget to type something I don't notice it.

If you don't take the time to type out what you mean, why should I waste my time reading your inane excuses?

And you just spelt insane wrong.

OMFG
INANE: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/inane

JJM wrote:How many words have I posted so far this topic? I have only spelt one wrong. Give me a break. You Understood what I meant.

Spelt?
Again, if you don't take the time to reply, why should I bother reading your dribble?

JJM wrote:

tobinov wrote:

JJM wrote:I was very rushed when I typed that. When I type I look at the keyboard and not the screen so if I forget to type something I don't notice it.

If you don't take the time to type out what you mean, why should I waste my time reading your inane excuses?

And you just spelt insane wrong. How many words have I posted so far this topic? I have only spelt one wrong. Give me a break. You Understood what I meant.

Jimmy your the best, don't ever change.

JJM wrote:

tobinov wrote:

JJM wrote:I was very rushed when I typed that. When I type I look at the keyboard and not the screen so if I forget to type something I don't notice it.

If you don't take the time to type out what you mean, why should I waste my time reading your inane excuses?

And you just spelt insane wrong. How many words have I posted so far this topic? I have only spelt one wrong. Give me a break. You Understood what I meant.

No, jim, that's the one you should sig.

JJM wrote:

Titanic wrote:
The big bang created the universe, but it didn't create this. Your theory means that I could say that the Treaty of Versailles created the fall of the Berlin Wall.

O, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U. ... a_(nominal). Also, if the mid west was so smart, why are there so many poor dumb people there?

Fish are also symmetrical.

So do flatfish disprove the existence of god?
(hint: they have both their eyes on the same side of their head)

tobinov wrote:

JJM wrote:How many words have I posted so far this topic? I have only spelt one wrong. Give me a break. You Understood what I meant.

Spelt?
Again, if you don't take the time to reply, why should I bother reading your dribble?

'Spelt' is actually a correct form, but Jim definitely shot himself in the foot with his insane comment on inanity. Or vice versa?

I haven't been here for ages

It's good to know that somethings stay the same

Jimmy boy, you are ridiculously stupid.

In North Dakota ;

It is illegal to fall asleep in public with your shoes on.
Beer and Pretzels cannot be served together in a bar.
You can be jailed for wearing a hat when dancing.
Voters do not need to be registered

The common sense shines through doesn't it Jim

jonesthecurl wrote:

JJM wrote:

Titanic wrote:
The big bang created the universe, but it didn't create this. Your theory means that I could say that the Treaty of Versailles created the fall of the Berlin Wall.

O, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U. ... a_(nominal). Also, if the mid west was so smart, why are there so many poor dumb people there?

Fish are also symmetrical.

So do flatfish disprove the existence of god?
(hint: they have both their eyes on the same side of their head)

Aren't fish at the beginning of Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

MeDeFe wrote:

tobinov wrote:

JJM wrote:How many words have I posted so far this topic? I have only spelt one wrong. Give me a break. You Understood what I meant.

Spelt?
Again, if you don't take the time to reply, why should I bother reading your dribble?

'Spelt' is actually a correct form, but Jim definitely shot himself in the foot with his insane comment on inanity.

Yeah, "spelt" is spelled correctly if he is referring to the ancient grain.
Common English usage in the USA is "spelled" while "spelt" is an irregular form used in British English - so, while technically correct, it is a stretch for JJM.

MeDeFe wrote:...Or vice versa?

Absolutely not.

JJM wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:

JJM wrote:

Titanic wrote:
The big bang created the universe, but it didn't create this. Your theory means that I could say that the Treaty of Versailles created the fall of the Berlin Wall.

O, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U. ... a_(nominal). Also, if the mid west was so smart, why are there so many poor dumb people there?

Fish are also symmetrical.

So do flatfish disprove the existence of god?
(hint: they have both their eyes on the same side of their head)

Aren't fish at the beginning of Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

No, no they're not.

jonesthecurl wrote:

JJM wrote:

Titanic wrote:
The big bang created the universe, but it didn't create this. Your theory means that I could say that the Treaty of Versailles created the fall of the Berlin Wall.

O, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U. ... a_(nominal). Also, if the mid west was so smart, why are there so many poor dumb people there?

Fish are also symmetrical.

So do flatfish disprove the existence of god?
(hint: they have both their eyes on the same side of their head)

Flatfish begin life as normal, symmetrical fish - they go all fucked up and weird as they get older. Thus proving the existence of a loving creator, at the same time as inversely mirroring this thread.

JJM wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:

JJM wrote:

Titanic wrote:
The big bang created the universe, but it didn't create this. Your theory means that I could say that the Treaty of Versailles created the fall of the Berlin Wall.

O, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U. ... a_(nominal). Also, if the mid west was so smart, why are there so many poor dumb people there?

Fish are also symmetrical.

So do flatfish disprove the existence of god?
(hint: they have both their eyes on the same side of their head)

Aren't fish at the beginning of Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

Um, no.
But for the sake of argument let's postulate that they are.
What's that got to do with anything?

JJM wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:

JJM wrote:

Titanic wrote:
The big bang created the universe, but it didn't create this. Your theory means that I could say that the Treaty of Versailles created the fall of the Berlin Wall.

O, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U. ... a_(nominal). Also, if the mid west was so smart, why are there so many poor dumb people there?

Fish are also symmetrical.

So do flatfish disprove the existence of god?
(hint: they have both their eyes on the same side of their head)

Aren't fish at the beginning of Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

My school taught me that flatfish are right between lemur's and the dreaded hissing roach of Madagascar in the evolutionary scale, with the lemurs underneath, and the roach on top.

Evolution has performed some cruel tricks in North Dakota

neanderpaul14 wrote:

JJM wrote:

tobinov wrote:

JJM wrote:I was very rushed when I typed that. When I type I look at the keyboard and not the screen so if I forget to type something I don't notice it.

If you don't take the time to type out what you mean, why should I waste my time reading your inane excuses?

And you just spelt insane wrong. How many words have I posted so far this topic? I have only spelt one wrong. Give me a break. You Understood what I meant.

Jimmy your the best, don't ever change.

The scary thing is I'm actually beginning to understand Jimbo's reasoning despite his lack of phonetic coherence. I agree that his posts are probably the most entertaining on this whole site.

Jim, nobody is going to take your points seriously if you aren't going to take the time to properly read, speak, and write the English language correctly.