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Conquer Club • What's YOUR mock name? - Page 3
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:47 am
by muy_thaiguy
Shitman079 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Wah. I am crying like a little baby. Norse is being a big meanie-poo.

Frankly, my dear stuck up little whiner, I don't give a crap about what the "almighty Norse" thinks of me, nor have I ever really done so. Truthfully, all you are is an arrogant little monkey that continuously comes back for no reason other then to be a pest. So you can take your crap and shove it where the sun don't shine, and whether if it's that thick empty skull, or your ass (yeah, that's right, I said ass), it doesn't matter to me, because both are full of crap. So take that dick out of your ear and listen to your own pompous self, maybe come to the conclusion that you are nothing more then a self-righteous, wanna-be smartass, that doesn't even pay attention to what is in front of his puny little eyes. So take that squirmy little righteous butt of yours off of that high horse of yours so you can learn a little bit about something that people call "life."

Thank you and have a good night.


Do you realise that if you cellotape random phrases together, that they do not neccassarily make any sense? For example: "You have a brain like a fucking dick, you smelly arrogant aeroplane fucker!" Do you also realise that practically all of the phrases that you used were directly plagarised from my original post? I'm actually a little suprsied, I thought there was a little life going on up there.

But anyhoo...
Just proves my point that you have crap for brains not to realize what a chain insult is. Just because I actually hurt your pride doesn't mean that I plagiarized you, so suck it up and take it like a man, for once in your life.

Wah. I am crying like a little baby. Norse is being a big meanie-poo.

Nice way to set the scene...it actually prepared me quite well for the rest of the post...a little brat throwing his toys out of the pram, because uncle norsey told him off for being a bad boy. :lol:
And someone completely missed sarcasm hoping that someone else thought he was superior in some demented and twisted way. Well "uncey norsey," you better go back to the 1st Grade to learn about sarcasm again.


Frankly, my dear stuck up little whiner, I don't give a crap about what the "almighty Norse" thinks of me, nor have I ever really done so.


You know, this is quite fine, even the most ridiculous of individuals have the right to think or do whatever they wish, wheteher that be dreaming of being a cowboy, of spewing out random obscenities lifted directly from the previous poster; That is your choice.
And it is your choice to imagine that I "stole" these obscenities from you, and to believe that you are somehow smarter then me. Well, "age does not make a fool wise, it only makes them an older fool."

And from now on, you refer to me as "His norseness"
The day you deserve to be called "his norseness" is the day I become the emperor of the Earth.

Truthfully, all you are is an arrogant little monkey that continuously comes back for no reason other then to be a pest. So you can take your crap and shove it where the sun don't shine, and whether if it's that thick empty skull, or your ass (yeah, that's right, I said ass), it doesn't matter to me, because both are full of crap.


This is the most ridiculous, mentally-constipated snippet of infuriatingly mundane insult-esque material, that I have ever had the pleasure of laughing at..

Yeah!!! You can liek taek ur crap...and put it in ur ass!!! or ur head, cos ur head is liek filed wiv crap too!! Oh yeah, I said Ass!! thats rite, I iz teh rebelion!!1!!
Glad to see you still have a (poor) sense of humor. Shows that you may still have a chance at success one of these days, maybe no time soon, but one of these days.

So take that dick out of your ear and listen to your own pompous self, maybe come to the conclusion that you are nothing more then a self-righteous, wanna-be smartass, that doesn't even pay attention to what is in front of his puny little eyes


This is pathetic. I have never been less insulted in my life.
Really, because this person,Image says that he beat you up in High School because you were such a little pansy, flower loving, metrosexual little pinko. And yes, this stuff I did "plagiarize" from you, so get the hell over it.

So take that squirmy little righteous butt of yours off of that high horse of yours so you can learn a little bit about something that people call "life."


Hehe..
Listen, I have had more lays than you have had hot-meals. I have been to more different countries than you have been to different "states"...this is to assume that you have even left the little town where your mum and dad conceived you across that little wooden chair that you're currently sitting on. You havent even left the fucking USA, you ridiculous hypocrite..and you wanna tell me about life? Jesus...I don't quite know what it is like on planet Gai_Tug, but it sounds like an empty, baron place. You try to assume, that because I rip people apart like yourself on this site, that I do not do anything else? Trust me Tuggy, this is just a tiny extension on the whirlwind of hurrican-norse.
First of all, I don't give a rat's ass about how many countries you have been to, or how many 12 year olds you screwed, because that doesn't really mean you are experienced in life, but rather in pedophilia. And yes, I want to tell you about life because I pity your sad existence, because you yourself are being quite the hypocrite because you have probably never even been West of the Atlantic Ocean, let alone the Eastern US. Oh, and when you next "rip me apart," make sure you can do it without looking like a complete ass yourself.

Though...on the whole tuggy, tis a very rare occurance that someone makes such moronioc comments as to embarrass themselves so thoroughly, that I am literally speechless....consider this a warning.
So much for being speechless I guess, considering the above quotes. Hypocrite.

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:27 pm
by spurgistan
I had a Thai friend named Tug once. He was cool. Not gay, though.

I have absolutely no idea how anybody could transform my handle into some crude derivative. Absolutely none :lol:

Oh... wait.

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:29 pm
by heavycola
Daz already nailed it. Lightpepsi. I have never really gotten oevr that.

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:55 pm
by Joodoo
could anyone think up of a mock name for me...

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:00 pm
by strike wolf
and me. I can think of a couple but i want ones that have been well thought out from someone else's point of view.

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:04 pm
by Snorri1234
I hope it'll be Norssi.

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:42 pm
by Hitman079
Snorri1234 wrote:I hope it'll be Norssi.

i doubt anyone will deserve the title of Norse, unless it is a mocking of the norse himself.

Re: What's YOUR mock name?

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:56 am
by Joodoo
current list(I think Hitman should have updated the list but oh well),the left one is the actual username and the right one is the mock name
guiscard - guistard
radiojake - radicaljerk
suggs - sluggs
serbia - bosnia
got tonkaed - got bonked
skoffin - skoffing
Nickbaldwin - Nickbaldchin
cena-rules - cena-sucks
ignotus - ignotum
firth4eva - Billy08
jnd94 - pms94
Shitman079 - Gitman, Wasteman
Kid_A - Kid_Anus, Kidg_Ay, A_Dik
muy_thaiguy - yor_thaiguy, mucho_dumbdude, your_cryguy, Gai_TugGuy, MyThaiLadyBoy
UCAbears - UCAbear
nagerous - fagerous, NaggyPussy
Fircoal - Rick Astley, fuckhole
heavycola - lightpepsi
Snorri1234 - Norssi
Gypsys Kiss - typsy piss

Re: What's YOUR mock name?

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:19 pm
by Hitman079
oh, well, thanks JooDoo :D
and this is my first post since the big forum update.

Re: What's YOUR mock name?

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:22 pm
by Joodoo
nice..
so what's your opinion on the new forums?
also, did you know that IK and clan posts no longer count to your total posts? gay right? if you think IK posts should count toward total posts, then go to the suggestions and bugs report forum and reply to timmy's petition!

Re: What's YOUR mock name?

Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:46 pm
by Hitman079
they...they..don't?! HERESIES!
i will hastily sign said petition, otherwise my post count shall never pass 3000.

Re: What's YOUR mock name?

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:22 am
by brooksieb
shitman add yourself to the list

oh and my name should be. noobsieb

Re: What's YOUR mock name?

Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:06 am
by Nickbaldwin
Oh dear mtg, oh dear....

So you can take your crap and shove it where the sun don't shine, and whether if it's that thick empty skull, or your ass (yeah, that's right, I said ass), it doesn't matter to me, because both are full of crap.


That thick empty skull that's emptily full of crap.

And the Nobel Wanker Prize goes to....

Re: What's YOUR mock name?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:45 pm
by Joodoo
we need more mock names!

Re: What's YOUR mock name?

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:21 am
by Gypsys Kiss
typsy piss?????????