Conquer Club

Neoteny wrote:

Skittles! wrote:What, you wouldn't play Jesus in this movie?

I've been told I have the hair to play Jesus. I'm pretty sure I'm a shitty actor, though. However, if B-rate is your goal (like any good zombie movie), I'm the man for the job.

I think you're being a little generous. I had to pegged for C-rated movies at best.

Nerf Crotch Bat, FTW

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FiveThreeEight wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

Skittles! wrote:What, you wouldn't play Jesus in this movie?

I've been told I have the hair to play Jesus. I'm pretty sure I'm a shitty actor, though. However, if B-rate is your goal (like any good zombie movie), I'm the man for the job.

I think you're being a little generous. I had to pegged for C-rated movies at best.

Hold on, man. We're talking zombies here, not a complex love story. I get a little bit more leeway on this one...

Neoteny wrote:

Skittles! wrote:What, you wouldn't play Jesus in this movie?

I've been told I have the hair to play Jesus. I'm pretty sure I'm a shitty actor, though. However, if B-rate is your goal (like any good zombie movie), I'm the man for the job.

What? You, too?

MeDeFe wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

Skittles! wrote:What, you wouldn't play Jesus in this movie?

I've been told I have the hair to play Jesus. I'm pretty sure I'm a shitty actor, though. However, if B-rate is your goal (like any good zombie movie), I'm the man for the job.

What? You, too?

Stereotypical Jesus lookalikes unite!

Don't forget that Jesus is White!

Never was he related to the skin tone of Arabs back then!

Skittles! wrote:Don't forget that Jesus is White!

Never was he related to the skin tone of Arabs back then!

Again! That much closer. My first name is James. James Caviezel's first name is James... Coincidence? I think not!

Neoteny wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Don't forget that Jesus is White!

Never was he related to the skin tone of Arabs back then!

Again! That much closer. My first name is James. James Caviezel's first name is James... Coincidence? I think not!

YOU WERE MEANT TO BE Jesus with a chainsaw as one arm, with 10" long spikes poking out of your feet AND waving a hammer in one hand hitting people over the side of the head!

Skittles! wrote:

Neoteny wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Don't forget that Jesus is White!

Never was he related to the skin tone of Arabs back then!

Again! That much closer. My first name is James. James Caviezel's first name is James... Coincidence? I think not!

YOU WERE MEANT TO BE Jesus with a chainsaw as one arm, with 10" long spikes poking out of your feet AND waving a hammer in one hand hitting people over the side of the head!

Yea, for it has been foretold.

Neoteny wrote:Again! That much closer. My first name is James. James Caviezel's first name is James... Coincidence? I think not!

interesting. my first name is Nerf. and my last name is Crotch Bat.

coincidence?

Skittles! wrote:Don't forget that Jesus is White!

Never was he related to the skin tone of Arabs back then!

Since when? Caucasian, yes. White, no. He certainly had an olive skin tone and black hair with brown eyes; most anybody who was Jewish at the time looked much like their Mediterranean neighbors, which includes the Greeks, the Persians, the Romans and yes the Bedouin tribesmen.

I believe an accurate falling piano works quite well

Jenos Ridan wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Don't forget that Jesus is White!

Never was he related to the skin tone of Arabs back then!

Since when? Caucasian, yes. White, no. He certainly had an olive skin tone and black hair with brown eyes; most anybody who was Jewish at the time looked much like their Mediterranean neighbors, which includes the Greeks, the Persians, the Romans and yes the Bedouin tribesmen.

I was being sarcastic..

lightsaber beats all

lord voldemort wrote:lightsaber beats all

So does a chainsaw.

Skittles! wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:lightsaber beats all

So does a chainsaw.

nope, Nerf Crotchbat.

you can't deny it's fearsome power.

I'm gonna have to go specific here... In the British Museum they have a wonderful example of an Islamic Katar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katar) but the handle is spring loaded so that, upon triggering the mechanisim, the original blade parts and a smaller blade thrusts forward. Think of the (slightly needless) damage that would do to your gut...

Guiscard wrote:I'm gonna have to go specific here... In the British Museum they have a wonderful example of an Islamic Katar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katar) but the handle is spring loaded so that, upon triggering the mechanisim, the original blade parts and a smaller blade thrusts forward. Think of the (slightly needless) damage that would do to your gut...

Magic Swords aren't the best weapon, but hitting your enemy in the gut is the right idea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIRlOKqy7HY

Skittles! wrote:

Jenos Ridan wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Don't forget that Jesus is White!

Never was he related to the skin tone of Arabs back then!

Since when? Caucasian, yes. White, no. He certainly had an olive skin tone and black hair with brown eyes; most anybody who was Jewish at the time looked much like their Mediterranean neighbors, which includes the Greeks, the Persians, the Romans and yes the Bedouin tribesmen.

I was being sarcastic..

Glad to know. Very few Christians I've met think that Jesus was a pale, blonde-haired, blue-eyed guy. I know that Klaners and other morons think otherwise, but that is why they are morons.

Jenos Ridan wrote:

Skittles! wrote:

Jenos Ridan wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Don't forget that Jesus is White!

Never was he related to the skin tone of Arabs back then!

Since when? Caucasian, yes. White, no. He certainly had an olive skin tone and black hair with brown eyes; most anybody who was Jewish at the time looked much like their Mediterranean neighbors, which includes the Greeks, the Persians, the Romans and yes the Bedouin tribesmen.

I was being sarcastic..

Glad to know. Very few Christians I've met think that Jesus was a pale, blonde-haired, blue-eyed guy. I know that Klaners and other morons think otherwise, but that is why they are morons.

I have to agree, but it still somewhat annoys me that when I went to a Seventh Day Adventist school, every time we watched a Christian movie with Jesus in it, Jesus was always white..

Skittles! wrote:

Jenos Ridan wrote:

Skittles! wrote:

Jenos Ridan wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Don't forget that Jesus is White!

Never was he related to the skin tone of Arabs back then!

Since when? Caucasian, yes. White, no. He certainly had an olive skin tone and black hair with brown eyes; most anybody who was Jewish at the time looked much like their Mediterranean neighbors, which includes the Greeks, the Persians, the Romans and yes the Bedouin tribesmen.

I was being sarcastic..

Glad to know. Very few Christians I've met think that Jesus was a pale, blonde-haired, blue-eyed guy. I know that Klaners and other morons think otherwise, but that is why they are morons.

I have to agree, but it still somewhat annoys me that when I went to a Seventh Day Adventist school, every time we watched a Christian movie with Jesus in it, Jesus was always white..

Seven-Day Adventists have always been weird, but not as weird as Mormons or Jovies. My friends, who are Southern Baptists, acknowledge that Jesus wasn't necessarily white.

It annoys me too. We agree more than I'd have thought possible. Fascinating *raises eyebrow*.