Conquer Club

Snowpepsi wrote:

diddle wrote:

ignotus wrote:diddle - ecological expert

Um.... I don't particurly get that......

Better for Neoteny, our biology expert.

He can have it!

On another note, this threads a great idea, keep em coming Dariune!

right everyone stop what they are doing. the most important job has to be created.

now this job goes to Iz Man and that job is Chief Brewer of fine Beers. also can i be Chief Taster of said beers when brewed(aswell as Ambassador to Scotland).

Hecter = male hore
Diddle = barman (really obvious)
Muythaiguy = local racist
Norse = leader of us all

cool

Snowpepsi wrote:

sam_levi_11 wrote:Hecter = male hore
Diddle = barman (really obvious)
Muythaiguy = local racist
Norse = leader of us all

Sam, you can be a writer for our newspaper, you're good at the mindless drivel.

Now that I think about it we're going to have a lot of vocal conspiracy theorists. "The mods had this planned all along! Skull and bones!"

diddle wrote:

diddle wrote:

ignotus wrote:diddle - ecological expert

Um.... I don't particurly get that......

Please explain this Ignotus

Your avatar...

Maybe too much beer for me yesterday.


Bartender sounds better.

I dont think it is fair that Daz has two jobs so I am stepping in as chief taster.

Also who is going to be the village idiot?

Gypsys Kiss wrote:Also who is going to be the village idiot?

This could probably do with its own thread.

For the performing arts and entertainment:
Tripitaka
>Film Critics(Trippy vs Trivi on film)
Useless Trivia

Glide> Ambassador to music(god knows he travels everywhere with that bike)

Jiminski> The "Hugh Hefner" of our little paradise

Snowpepsi>Ambassador to literature.

Clapper>Head Concierge for the Islands Resort

Frigidus wrote:

Snowpepsi wrote:

sam_levi_11 wrote:Hecter = male hore
Diddle = barman (really obvious)
Muythaiguy = local racist
Norse = leader of us all

Sam, you can be a writer for our newspaper, you're good at the mindless drivel.

Now that I think about it we're going to have a lot of vocal conspiracy theorists. "The mods had this planned all along! Skull and bones!"

im glad that thats all iv been said to be

I don't get a job yet?

Fircoal wrote:I don't get a job yet?

Village idiot?

I'd like to be town troublemaker.

And the town drunk.

Snorri1234 wrote:

Fircoal wrote:I don't get a job yet?

Village idiot?

>_> no

Fircoal wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:

Fircoal wrote:I don't get a job yet?

Village idiot?

>_> no

How about village zookeeper?

Dariune wrote:Luns - i reckon Luns would be the leader of our rabble, making rules, and teaching us the worth of his wisdom.

Sorry to disagree with you here, Dariune. I most likely would be a disciple of either Backglass or Iz Man and taking notes on home brewing.

I think the wisest words I could come up with would be something like, "Friends don't let friends drink Budweiser"

happy2seeyou wrote:I think Clapper would bake cookies wearing tall boots.

AT THE SAME TIME!!

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Fircoal wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:

Fircoal wrote:I don't get a job yet?

Village idiot?

>_> no

How about village zookeeper?

I don't think it really suits me. meh

happy2seeyou wrote:I think Clapper would bake cookies wearing tall boots.

If she did, I would be her slave for life.
Cookies and boots. Paradise.

luns101 wrote:

Dariune wrote:Luns - i reckon Luns would be the leader of our rabble, making rules, and teaching us the worth of his wisdom.

Sorry to disagree with you here, Dariune. I most likely would be a disciple of either Backglass or Iz Man and taking notes on home brewing.

I think the wisest words I could come up with would be something like, "Friends don't let friends drink Budweiser"

happy2seeyou wrote:I think Clapper would bake cookies wearing tall boots.

AT THE SAME TIME!!

Words of a true leader. You have got the job. Your welcome to be a drink leader if you choose

Hmmm so i am defense minister and martial arts instructor. I dont suppose anyone fancies voting me in as pimp on the side do they. I have always thought i would be a great pimp.

No AD you are the bent cop. Now we will have no more nonsence about being the town drunk ok.

President: (non executive,symbolic head of state) : Norse.

Prime Minister: (executive, de facto leader) : V. I.

Gimp: Suggs.

Chief Belly Dancer: Wicked.

Chief Spin Doctor: Dancing Mustard.

Head of MI5: Mandyb (beautiful AND powerful hmmmmmmmmm...)

Head of MI6: Dariune (seems to be the most Bond-like)

Spiritual Guru: Luns101

Chief Cook: the fatty

Chief Wanker: Suggs.

Art and Culture: Blitzaholic

Chief Policy Advisor: HeavyCola

Head Of USA Department: MrThai_Guy

Village Idiot: The Prwoler.

Chief Jailer: Twildo.

Queen of the Ethereal: Snowpepsi

Chief Hunter: Nick Baldwin

Chief of One Liners: Autoload.

Chief of Cool: Sam Levi

Chief of Cookies and Boots: Clapper.

Chief Suggs Slapper: Wicked hmmmmmmmmmmm

Actually Dariune, I was hoping that someone would photoshop our avatars and make us look like we were all in some kind of tough gang.

I think i would have to change my avatar if someone were to do that. My pics look far from tough

Nice work Suggs We need a chief Dariune player wither though (my grasp of the English language is infallable)

Dariune wrote:I think i would have to change my avatar if someone were to do that. My pics look far from tough

Nice work Suggs We need a chief Dariune player wither though (my grasp of the English language is infallable)

No worries!
I'm actually quite proud that only about half of my list was devoted to my usual sordid sexual fantasies.
Although Twildo in a Jailer's outfit, hmmmmm

Here's sort of what I had in mind:

The backdrop of The Warriors



or maybe The Outsiders



I could definitely see sugg's avatar in place of Patrick Swayze's face.