Conquer Club

I think I'm closest to either Hitman or OnlyAmbrose.

Genghis Khant wrote:

esron backwards wrote:

Gypsys Kiss wrote:Apart from the wifes son, who is approx. 10 ft away, I would say diddle probably a 90 minute drive. There are probably some closer that I dont know about.

your mum is only 9 inches away.

If you move 5 inches closer you might be able to touch her with your cock. If you're lucky.

5 inches? If only I was that lucky

MR. Nate wrote:c'mon btown, you've admitted to being a Michigander before, which means that for the time, there's at least 4 closer than that. I'm only about 8 minutes from Krueger, although he isn't often in the forums. I'm also only about 20 minutes from Serbia & Widowmakers.

Nope, nope, I've never even BEEN to Michigan. But, I've mentioned that I might move there this summer. This, I presume, is the source of confusion.

I live in Texas, a state with 25 million people. Bizarrely, I don't know of anyone else in the forums from Texas. The Oklahoman, Arkansan, and Louisianan are the closest neighbors I know of.

esron backwards wrote:Hmmm...I was hoping we could off-load southampton onto London...

This may need some serious earl-grey tea and custard creams to reslove this arguement.

Ahhhh, see that's where the girlfriend is from, so I'm not allowed to say too many bad things about it.

Crap football team though...

If I had to guess I'd say Iz, but there's a reasonable Massachusetts contingent here, I could be surprised.

Actually both of her arms are just really long individual fingers, so she still only has four in total.

btownmeggy wrote:

MR. Nate wrote:c'mon btown, you've admitted to being a Michigander before, which means that for the time, there's at least 4 closer than that. I'm only about 8 minutes from Krueger, although he isn't often in the forums. I'm also only about 20 minutes from Serbia & Widowmakers.

Nope, nope, I've never even BEEN to Michigan. But, I've mentioned that I might move there this summer. This, I presume, is the source of confusion.

I live in Texas, a state with 25 million people. Bizarrely, I don't know of anyone else in the forums from Texas. The Oklahoman, Arkansan, and Louisianan are the closest neighbors I know of.

OK, I'm sorry, I really thought you lived in Ann Arbor. But if you ask me, just the fact that there are some good CC'ers here is good enough reason to move.

Anyone who leaves in London, you're about an hour's drive away from me. I'm in West Sussex on the coast.

Slash 1890

He lives behind me.

esron backwards wrote:

Minister Masket wrote:Anyone who leaves in London, you're about an hour's drive away from me. I'm in West Sussex on the coast.

I only live about 20 miles from you...

Well I'm in Rustington, where be you?

i live less than 5 minutes from lettherebedwight

spurgistan wrote:If I had to guess I'd say Iz, but there's a reasonable Massachusetts contingent here, I could be surprised.

I live in Massachusetts, as does Unriggable, do you live in the city, suburbs, or out in western mass?

me, unriggable, reriggable, and deriggable all live within 30 minutes of each other, and attend the same highschool.

riggable wrote:

spurgistan wrote:If I had to guess I'd say Iz, but there's a reasonable Massachusetts contingent here, I could be surprised.

I live in Massachusetts, as does Unriggable, do you live in the city, suburbs, or out in western mass?

me, unriggable, reriggable, and deriggable all live within 30 minutes of each other, and attend the same highschool.

Multis?

I live approximately 1.54343 seconds from Jewmatt, but he got banned with his multi cornwall. After that I think it would have to be Fircoal, unless someone lives in San Jose, Los Angeles or anywhere in the Tri-county area.

brooksieb wrote:i think sam levi lives closest to me i can walk or take a bus to where he lives

yah prolly, i live in islington, about 1 min from the might emirates stadium home of arsenal

Probably Caleb, Freyme, or War_bloodline would be closest, as they are a couple hour drive from here. Unless there is someone that lives closer to the South-Eastern part of Wyoming?

muy_thaiguy wrote:Probably Caleb, Freyme, or War_bloodline would be closest, as they are a couple hour drive from here. Unless there is someone that lives closer to the South-Eastern part of Wyoming?

I wish.

I think the closest I've noticed are Strike Wolf (about a fourty five minute drive on the expressways / non-rush hour), but I'm sure there are others on the west side of Atlanta.

riggable wrote:

spurgistan wrote:If I had to guess I'd say Iz, but there's a reasonable Massachusetts contingent here, I could be surprised.

I live in Massachusetts, as does Unriggable, do you live in the city, suburbs, or out in western mass?

me, unriggable, reriggable, and deriggable all live within 30 minutes of each other, and attend the same highschool.

Yeah, I guess the 6 guys I got playing out here at Clark University would be closer than the lot of you, but they're not in the forums yet, and I'm originally from Amherst. Where are you guys from, anyways? Out east? Guess I was born in Salem, but been out west since I was 6.

i live within 5 miles of someone on here.no we never knew each other

If anyone knows Sammy Gags... I'm pretty sure I live about an hour away from him.

Anyone here from Rhode Island?

Snowpepsi wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Probably Caleb, Freyme, or War_bloodline would be closest, as they are a couple hour drive from here. Unless there is someone that lives closer to the South-Eastern part of Wyoming?

I wish.

Why's that?

Tisha, Risky_Stud and thegrimsleeper are probably closest (location-wise) to me. I've talked with a few other people in the Seattle area, but I forget who they are. Oh and Twill is around here too, but I try to forget about that.

Timminz wrote:LadyPhoenix is the closest to me, seeing as we live in the same apt. zuul lives upstairs, and Gozar is a couple blocks over.

Gozer the Gozerian?

Its probably D Mustard, which will doubtless have him changing the locks/committing himself.