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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:15 am
by mr. incrediball
hmm... let's see...
yahweh is all by himself,
zeus is king of a whole team,
odin is king of a whole team,
ra is in a team, but i don't think he's the leader...
so it's between zeus and odin...
ah! but of course! zeus features in TWO religions (roman and greek) so he wins!
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:57 am
by Minister Masket
Apparently, there's only 1 being who can look at God directly, and that's his son/himself. To be honest, if you can't even look at your opponent, there isn't much of a fight.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:02 am
by mr. incrediball
Minister Masket wrote:Apparently, there's only 1 being who can look at God directly, and that's his son/himself. To be honest, if you can't even look at your opponent, there isn't much of a fight.
pff... a god can look at another god
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:06 am
by Minister Masket
mr. incrediball wrote:Minister Masket wrote:Apparently, there's only 1 being who can look at God directly, and that's his son/himself. To be honest, if you can't even look at your opponent, there isn't much of a fight.
pff... a god can look at another god
But God is not just any old god, he IS God.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:07 am
by mr. incrediball
Minister Masket wrote:mr. incrediball wrote:Minister Masket wrote:Apparently, there's only 1 being who can look at God directly, and that's his son/himself. To be honest, if you can't even look at your opponent, there isn't much of a fight.
pff... a god can look at another god
But God is not just any old god, he IS God.
well, i suppose th whole point of yahweh is the idea that he is the only god.
so if yahweh even turns up for the fight, it proves the other gods don't exist, and he automatically wins.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:09 am
by Beastly
Buddah... Sumo Wrestling Champ...
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:13 am
by mr. incrediball
Beastly wrote:Buddah... Sumo Wrestling Champ...
buddha isn't actually a god, so he loses.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:26 am
by Snorri1234
freezie wrote:I do not know much about Ra and Odin..But..
God: Omnipotent, loveful, peaceful and powerful.
Zeus: Drastic warrior with a big HAMMAR! and just overpowering on the battlefield.
Yea, zeus win in a 1vs1 fight.
This isn't about what god exist or not..This is an arena. Zeus gets out without a scratch.
Don't be stupid, Zeus doesn't have a hammer.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:32 am
by mr. incrediball
Snorri1234 wrote:freezie wrote:I do not know much about Ra and Odin..But..
God: Omnipotent, loveful, peaceful and powerful.
Zeus: Drastic warrior with a big HAMMAR! and just overpowering on the battlefield.
Yea, zeus win in a 1vs1 fight.
This isn't about what god exist or not..This is an arena. Zeus gets out without a scratch.
Don't be stupid, Zeus doesn't have a hammer.
but he has super cool lightning bolts
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:46 am
by Gypsys Kiss
mr. incrediball wrote:Minister Masket wrote:mr. incrediball wrote:Minister Masket wrote:Apparently, there's only 1 being who can look at God directly, and that's his son/himself. To be honest, if you can't even look at your opponent, there isn't much of a fight.
pff... a god can look at another god
But God is not just any old god, he IS God.
well, i suppose th whole point of yahweh is the idea that he is the only god.
so if yahweh even turns up for the fight, it proves the other gods don't exist, and he automatically wins.
if god turned up to the fight not only would it mean that he knows he is not the only god, it would also cause him to lose his omnipotant powers and therefore lose to anyone with a toothpick
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:53 am
by Snorri1234
mr. incrediball wrote:Snorri1234 wrote:freezie wrote:I do not know much about Ra and Odin..But..
God: Omnipotent, loveful, peaceful and powerful.
Zeus: Drastic warrior with a big HAMMAR! and just overpowering on the battlefield.
Yea, zeus win in a 1vs1 fight.
This isn't about what god exist or not..This is an arena. Zeus gets out without a scratch.
Don't be stupid, Zeus doesn't have a hammer.
but he has super cool lightning bolts
Indeed he has. And a frightingly huge libido.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:48 am
by dustn64
Well the God option is an omnipresent being, so I guess that would be good. If someone cut him he would be like "meh, I still got like 12 billion square feet of me left."
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:52 am
by jiminski
I think we are forgetting the Prophet Mohamed.. fantastic pugilist!
That fella would box the arse off any of em!... Even Vishnu and that bugger had 2 sets of arms!
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:00 am
by Kaplowitz
Chris7He wrote:There is only one true God and then there's Laurel McGoff.
Chuck Norris
And i voted against God cause im Family Guy he is really fat and in SOuth Park he is a floating golden monkey
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:56 am
by Nickbaldwin
Ron Paul, obviously.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:21 pm
by Snorri1234
Nickbaldwin wrote:Ron Paul, obviously.
QFT.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:53 pm
by DukeToshiro
God all the way, man.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:55 pm
by Chris7He
God and Laurel McGoff for the win!
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:56 pm
by Strife
Chris7He wrote:God and Laurel McGoff for the win!
Is that you ar something, because your obsessed with it.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:58 pm
by Chris7He
Strife wrote:Chris7He wrote:God and Laurel McGoff for the win!
Is that you ar something, because your obsessed with it.
I love Laurel!!!
I wish she were my GF
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/laurel/
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/photos.php?mode=kids&kid=21&photo=kn_01_laurel_00
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:58 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Kaplowitz wrote:Chris7He wrote:There is only one true God and then there's Laurel McGoff.
Chuck Norris
And i voted against God cause im Family Guy he is really fat and in SOuth Park he is a floating golden monkey
Mm hm, and we all believe cartoons to be true.
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:59 pm
by Kaplowitz
Chris7He wrote:God and Laurel McGoff for the win!
*sigh*
i didnt want to tell you this because i didnt want the whole world to know.
I am Laurel McGoff. There are you happy? i said it.
And no i will not be your g-friend you perverted slob! Gosh darnet!
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:01 pm
by Chris7He
Kaplowitz wrote:Chris7He wrote:God and Laurel McGoff for the win!
*sigh*
i didnt want to tell you this because i didnt want the whole world to know.
I am Laurel McGoff. There are you happy? i said it.
And no i will not be your g-friend you perverted slob! Gosh darnet!
Liar! The real Laurel never uses the Internet except to edit her bio on Kid Nation!!!!
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:16 pm
by Kaplowitz
Chris7He wrote:Kaplowitz wrote:Chris7He wrote:God and Laurel McGoff for the win!
*sigh*
i didnt want to tell you this because i didnt want the whole world to know.
I am Laurel McGoff. There are you happy? i said it.
And no i will not be your g-friend you perverted slob! Gosh darnet!
Liar! The real Laurel never uses the Internet except to edit her bio on Kid Nation!!!!
And to play CC
(in secret but not so much anymore).
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:49 pm
by Ocidean
Well, lets see...
Odin has a hammer, Zeus has a f*cken lightning bolt and can knock out Odin at a range of several km
Odin *KO*
Ra
Zeus
God
Hmm, Ra i suppose has the sun. Which after throwing at Zeus and his puny lightning bolt kills him.
Odin *KO*
Ra
Zeus *DEAD*
God
Right about now Odin would be coming round, but God would just create the universe and drop it ontop of both Odin and Ra, so there both dead.
Odin *DEAD*
Ra *DEAD*
Zeus *DEAD*
God
And that, ladys and gentlemen is how the universe was created!