Conquer Club

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:01 am**

darth vader comes out and kills u

i buy another computer and but cena in

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:01 am**

i was in anyway so nothing happens

i put in a pie

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:02 am**

the machine pushes u and lack out because it does not want u to have the pie

i put in a fake lightsaber

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:39 am**

The machine grinds up the fake sabre and spits it out! It HATES those things...
*Inserts NES into the vending machine*

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:46 am**

NES comes out,just nicer and clean

i insert air

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:47 am**

bryguy wrote:NES comes out,just nicer and clean

i insert air

*Machine blows upon thee like you were a bubble*
VMOD: You got bubble'd!
*Inserts the dead master chief and hopes he becomes ground beef*

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:48 am**

out comes ground beef

which i insert

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:49 am**

bryguy wrote:out comes ground beef

which i insert

*Free burgers fly out at a rate of 10000000 million burgers per second*
*Inserts the xbox 360 in hopes of it being mulched*

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:51 am**

u get mulched

i insert the rarely used :-({|=

emoticon

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:53 am**

bryguy wrote:u get mulched

i insert the rarely used emoticon

*1000 violins fly out per minute*
*Inserts mulched self into vending machine*

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:56 am**

and out comes cena

i insert the rest of NES

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:22 am**

it swallows him up and gives you nothing back

i put in 1million dollars

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:34 am**

it gives u a penny

i insert the :twisted:

emoticon

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:35 am**

Machine makes the emoticon to mulch...
*Inserts world's worst mafiaer title*

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:40 am**

it gives it to bryguy

inserts a pie

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:42 am**

gives u some whipped cream for the pie

inserts cena's dignity :twisted:

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:47 am**

out comes... nothing

I put in a rubber plant

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:34 pm**

A bouncy ball smacks you in the face.

I put in mm10's spam.

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:39 pm**

a spam sandwich comes out

i put in jesus

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:41 pm**

god comes out

I put in nothing

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:42 pm**

A lightning bolt comes out and shocks you for not putting anything in.

I put a hockey puck in.

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:43 pm**

the contents of NES's head comes out

I put in a termite ridden baseball bat with a large wallaby painted on the side of it in gold

EDIT: fastposted. :evil:

I still like my answer better

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:48 pm**

you get a termite ridden baseball with a large wallaby painted on the side of it in gold

I put in What MIB got

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:52 pm**

a richard dawkins book pops out.

"read that, it's edumacational"

i put in a turd.

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:53 pm**

you get yourself

I put in :wink:

Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!