Conquer Club

ignotus wrote:

Gregrios wrote:Damn, that ruins the whole joke if I can't remember what it's called. I'll get back you on that.

Hahahaha! I remember that one, but I'm not falling for it.

gdeangel wrote:Three hookers were in a bar bragging about who had the biggest Vagina. The first one says: "Talk is cheap... I'll prove I've got the biggest twat," and puts down her beer on the bar, straddles is, and proceeds to lower herself onto it, pauses, and then stands up and the beer is empty. The second one says, "That's nothing, I can outdo you," and she puts three beers on the bar, straddles them, and proceeds to lower herself onto them, puases, and stands up and all three beers are empty.

The third hooker doesn't say anything.... she just slides down the bar stool.

Gregrios wrote:A couple are sitting around their appartment very bored and they want to try something new.

The guy says, "How about I stick various items up your pooper and you guess what they are?"

She willingly agrees.

He leaves the room and comes back with a baseball bat.

He sticks it up her butt and then asks her to guess what it is.

She replies, "It's long and slim and gets bigger the further it goes in. It's a baseball bat."

He says, "Wow, that's impressive."

Determined to really stump her, he goes for a water melon.

He comes back and sticks it up her butt and says guess what this is with a big smile of confidence.

She replies, "It's very wide and squashy and has an uneven shape about it. It's a water melon."

He is amazed and tells her she's right yet again.

Determined more then ever, he goes into the bathroom and grabs the thing that clears the toilette when it overflows.


Damn, that ruins the whole joke if I can't remember what it's called. I'll get back you on that.

jonesthecurl wrote:Mickey Mouse sues for divorce.
The judge says, "I don't think you can divorce her just because she's got buck teeth."
Mickey says "That's not what I meant when I said she was fuckin' Goofy.

fireedud wrote:

Gregrios wrote:A couple are sitting around their appartment very bored and they want to try something new.

The guy says, "How about I stick various items up your pooper and you guess what they are?"

She willingly agrees.

He leaves the room and comes back with a baseball bat.

He sticks it up her butt and then asks her to guess what it is.

She replies, "It's long and slim and gets bigger the further it goes in. It's a baseball bat."

He says, "Wow, that's impressive."

Determined to really stump her, he goes for a water melon.

He comes back and sticks it up her butt and says guess what this is with a big smile of confidence.

She replies, "It's very wide and squashy and has an uneven shape about it. It's a water melon."

He is amazed and tells her she's right yet again.

Determined more then ever, he goes into the bathroom and grabs the thing that clears the toilette when it overflows.


Damn, that ruins the whole joke if I can't remember what it's called. I'll get back you on that.

I don't get it... or that whole falling for it part earlier.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

fireedud wrote:

Gregrios wrote:A couple are sitting around their appartment very bored and they want to try something new.

The guy says, "How about I stick various items up your pooper and you guess what they are?"

She willingly agrees.

He leaves the room and comes back with a baseball bat.

He sticks it up her butt and then asks her to guess what it is.

She replies, "It's long and slim and gets bigger the further it goes in. It's a baseball bat."

He says, "Wow, that's impressive."

Determined to really stump her, he goes for a water melon.

He comes back and sticks it up her butt and says guess what this is with a big smile of confidence.

She replies, "It's very wide and squashy and has an uneven shape about it. It's a water melon."

He is amazed and tells her she's right yet again.

Determined more then ever, he goes into the bathroom and grabs the thing that clears the toilette when it overflows.


Damn, that ruins the whole joke if I can't remember what it's called. I'll get back you on that.

I don't get it... or that whole falling for it part earlier.

He needs to know the last thing he dewcribed in order to finish the joke.

The Saxby wrote:Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

It's rated PG-13.

Wait...

Dammit.

gdeangel wrote:

The Saxby wrote:Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

It's rated PG-13.

Wait...

Dammit.

Not ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH?

You just didn't see that one 'cause no one under 17 is admitted without a parent....

Fircoal wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

fireedud wrote:

Gregrios wrote:A couple are sitting around their appartment very bored and they want to try something new.

The guy says, "How about I stick various items up your pooper and you guess what they are?"

She willingly agrees.

He leaves the room and comes back with a baseball bat.

He sticks it up her butt and then asks her to guess what it is.

She replies, "It's long and slim and gets bigger the further it goes in. It's a baseball bat."

He says, "Wow, that's impressive."

Determined to really stump her, he goes for a water melon.

He comes back and sticks it up her butt and says guess what this is with a big smile of confidence.

She replies, "It's very wide and squashy and has an uneven shape about it. It's a water melon."

He is amazed and tells her she's right yet again.

Determined more then ever, he goes into the bathroom and grabs the thing that clears the toilette when it overflows.


Damn, that ruins the whole joke if I can't remember what it's called. I'll get back you on that.

I don't get it... or that whole falling for it part earlier.

He needs to know the last thing he dewcribed in order to finish the joke.

I still don't get it. >_>

Fircoal wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

fireedud wrote:

Gregrios wrote:A couple are sitting around their appartment very bored and they want to try something new.

The guy says, "How about I stick various items up your pooper and you guess what they are?"

She willingly agrees.

He leaves the room and comes back with a baseball bat.

He sticks it up her butt and then asks her to guess what it is.

She replies, "It's long and slim and gets bigger the further it goes in. It's a baseball bat."

He says, "Wow, that's impressive."

Determined to really stump her, he goes for a water melon.

He comes back and sticks it up her butt and says guess what this is with a big smile of confidence.

She replies, "It's very wide and squashy and has an uneven shape about it. It's a water melon."

He is amazed and tells her she's right yet again.

Determined more then ever, he goes into the bathroom and grabs the thing that clears the toilette when it overflows.


Damn, that ruins the whole joke if I can't remember what it's called. I'll get back you on that.

I don't get it... or that whole falling for it part earlier.

He needs to know the last thing he dewcribed in order to finish the joke.

I still don't get it. >_>

lord voldemort wrote:a moth flies into a dentist office and says to the dentist....i think im a moth.
the dentist replies if you think your a moth why are you in a dentists office....
crap i forgot the punch line
and the moth then goes....ah im just curious are you in to like orthodontics's or just general dentistry....
oh and back to your original question about to why are u in a dentist's office if you think your a moth its because the light was on!!
its a joke james...jokes are funny...anyway what seams to be the problem apart from your funny bone being broken!!

and..

whats the difference between a baby and a freezer...
answer is disgusting...
the freezer doesnt scream when i put my meat into it

and...
Why did the koala fall out of the tree....
cause some one threw a fridge at it...
why did the second koala fall out of the tree....
it was tied to the first koala...
why did the third koala fall out of the tree....
peer pressure


and
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor....
wheres my tractor?


and....
another joke...WICKED!!

thats about it

frankiebee wrote:It's not that hard to understand
Just tell him what's the name of that object, cause I don't know the english word either since Im a Dutcie