Conquer Club

Sorry… gotta go with Koolbak.

I think he’ll pull and Indian Jones on you.

You face off, he cracks his knuckles, you stretch and do some air karate or shadow boxing to warm up.
Then as you are about to engage, he pulls out a pistol and shoots you.

KB is an old man who is very keen to tell everyone about the blood-curdling violence he could rain down on CC posters, on burglars, on people who cough in his direction etc. DDS used to be military and I don't think ever talks tough about getting into fights.

An empty bottle makes the most noise, DDS would slay old man time.

*buys more booze for neighbor*

I'M GETTING CREAMED! MY EGO! NOOOOOOOO!

Lol. I'll update this later in the day. Too hungover to keep looking at this text.

Round 5 ladies and gents. Hitred vs Owenshooter. The Black Jesus against Gods prophet.

Black Jesus > False Prophet

Almost anyone >Hatred.
oops. 'Hitred'.

*rubs DDS's shoulders*

It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie

KoolBak wrote:*rubs DDS's shoulders*

It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie

Uh guys, I really wasn't prepared to have to write another story just yet.

So I don't have a dog in the current fight.

If not Mook, can someone offer some assistance?

mookiemcgee wrote:

KoolBak wrote:*rubs DDS's shoulders*

It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie

Uh guys, I really wasn't prepared to have to write another story just yet.

Still hot and bothered by Ralph and Saxis wrestling match?

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

mookiemcgee wrote:

KoolBak wrote:*rubs DDS's shoulders*

It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie

Uh guys, I really wasn't prepared to have to write another story just yet.

Still hot and bothered by Ralph and Saxis wrestling match?

Isn’t Own already dead?

I mean he’s abandoned this forum (i.e. left the ring) so doesn’t Hitred win by default?

I’d have backed the Black Jesus back in the day… but don’t you have the be reasonably present to participate?

(Unless he was booted… I don’t know if he left or was booted.)

jimboston wrote:Isn’t Own already dead?

I mean he’s abandoned this forum (i.e. left the ring) so doesn’t Hitred win by default?

I’d have backed the Black Jesus back in the day… but don’t you have the be reasonably present to participate?

(Unless he was booted… I don’t know if he left or was booted.)

He was not booted and he still drops in once in a while. Not often, but i think there was a sighting just a couple weeks ago.

He's actively inactive. Hitred stays inside his diary so it's not much different.

Hmmmm. Much like the presidential options, there's just no good vote

Gonna give this another day before i set up the next round of slap fights.

KoolBak wrote:Hmmmm. Much like the presidential options, there's just no good vote

Well said, KB

Hitred, despite the chances, ended up getting the winning vote.

I’m leaning Mookie but want to hear the arguments for TeeGee.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Hitred, despite the chances, ended up getting the winning vote.

I think he forgot the 's' at the front of his user name.

KoolBak wrote:

Sorry, no goofy accents in this bit....

Someone spotted I'm a Brit the other day when I was swimming from the way I blow a slightly louder breath at the nd of each length. Yes, apparently I BREATHE with an accent.

It's hardly fair. Mookie is 30-something, TeeGee is 60-something.

They are both drunkards, though, so it's possible that TeeGee might get lucky on a day that mookie is closer to drunk unconscious that he is.

And yet I'm 30 something and lost to a prehistoric dinosaur!

Dukasaur wrote:It's hardly fair. Mookie is 30-something, TeeGee is 60-something.

They are both drunkards, though, so it's possible that TeeGee might get lucky on a day that mookie is closer to drunk unconscious that he is.

I'm over the hill now... just barely but I feel it's an important age where bodies quickly start failing after you hit the mark.