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Round Brain Hurt

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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 4

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Sorry… gotta go with Koolbak.

I think he’ll pull and Indian Jones on you.

You face off, he cracks his knuckles, you stretch and do some air karate or shadow boxing to warm up.
Then as you are about to engage, he pulls out a pistol and shoots you.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 4

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KB is an old man who is very keen to tell everyone about the blood-curdling violence he could rain down on CC posters, on burglars, on people who cough in his direction etc. DDS used to be military and I don't think ever talks tough about getting into fights.

An empty bottle makes the most noise, DDS would slay old man time.
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 4

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*buys more booze for neighbor*
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 4

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I'M GETTING CREAMED! MY EGO! NOOOOOOOO!

Lol. I'll update this later in the day. Too hungover to keep looking at this text.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

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Round 5 ladies and gents. Hitred vs Owenshooter. The Black Jesus against Gods prophet.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

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Black Jesus > False Prophet
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

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Almost anyone >Hatred.
oops. 'Hitred'.
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*rubs DDS's shoulders*

It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie :D
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KoolBak wrote:*rubs DDS's shoulders*

It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie :D
Uh guys, I really wasn't prepared to have to write another story just yet.
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:lol:


So I don't have a dog in the current fight.

If not Mook, can someone offer some assistance?
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mookiemcgee wrote:
KoolBak wrote:*rubs DDS's shoulders*

It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie :D
Uh guys, I really wasn't prepared to have to write another story just yet.
Still hot and bothered by Ralph and Saxis wrestling match?
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
KoolBak wrote:*rubs DDS's shoulders*

It was a good virtual dustup....totally a tie :D
Uh guys, I really wasn't prepared to have to write another story just yet.
Still hot and bothered by Ralph and Saxis wrestling match?

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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

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Isn’t Own already dead?

I mean he’s abandoned this forum (i.e. left the ring) so doesn’t Hitred win by default?

I’d have backed the Black Jesus back in the day… but don’t you have the be reasonably present to participate?

(Unless he was booted… I don’t know if he left or was booted.)
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

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jimboston wrote:Isn’t Own already dead?

I mean he’s abandoned this forum (i.e. left the ring) so doesn’t Hitred win by default?

I’d have backed the Black Jesus back in the day… but don’t you have the be reasonably present to participate?

(Unless he was booted… I don’t know if he left or was booted.)
He was not booted and he still drops in once in a while. Not often, but i think there was a sighting just a couple weeks ago.
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He's actively inactive. Hitred stays inside his diary so it's not much different.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Hmmmm. Much like the presidential options, there's just no good vote :lol:
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

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Gonna give this another day before i set up the next round of slap fights.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 5!

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KoolBak wrote:Hmmmm. Much like the presidential options, there's just no good vote :lol:
Well said, KB
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 6!

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Hitred, despite the chances, ended up getting the winning vote.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 6!

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I’m leaning Mookie but want to hear the arguments for TeeGee.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:Hitred, despite the chances, ended up getting the winning vote.
I think he forgot the 's' at the front of his user name.
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KoolBak wrote::lol:

Sorry, no goofy accents in this bit....
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Re: Which CC User Would Win In A Fight? Round 6!

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It's hardly fair. Mookie is 30-something, TeeGee is 60-something.

They are both drunkards, though, so it's possible that TeeGee might get lucky on a day that mookie is closer to drunk unconscious that he is. :lol:
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And yet I'm 30 something and lost to a prehistoric dinosaur!
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Dukasaur wrote:It's hardly fair. Mookie is 30-something, TeeGee is 60-something.

They are both drunkards, though, so it's possible that TeeGee might get lucky on a day that mookie is closer to drunk unconscious that he is. :lol:
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