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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:11 am
by Dancing Mustard
Plates go into the pointy baskets, mugs go into the smooth baskets. Got that?
Good.
Now hurry, Tolkein isn't going to cook himself you know...
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:52 am
by Daring Overlord5
when it comes down to it,
YOU CAN'T MESS WITH PERFECTION
Daring Overlord5 is Perfection
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:56 pm
by cena-rules
dogs have cleaner tounges than humans
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:01 pm
by Shadowstar
Tounges have cleaner dogs than humans.
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:04 pm
by cena-rules
three
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:13 pm
by Shadowstar
I have underwear!
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:26 pm
by cena-rules
I don't
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:38 pm
by dustn64
So this guy woke up and it was Valentine's day. He said "Man I forgot to get my wife a gift. I gotta get on that" So later that day he went to the supermarket. He purchased milk, eggs, cheese, bread, and a 12-pack of snapple. As he was walking home with his groceries he realized that he had forgotten to buy his wife a Valentine's day gift. After coming to this realization he turned the corner and went into the flower shop. He bought a dozen red roses from the man working there and went on his way home. When he got home he was digging through his pockets and could not find his keys. After looking inside the window he saw that he had left his keys on the table. It was 2 hours before his wife got home and needed to get inside to refrigerate the groceries. So he called his wife using his cellular phone and she sped home to let him in. He gave her the flowers and said happy Valentine's day and they walked inside. He thanked her for letting him in and the wife said she still had things to do and thanked him for the flowers. The man felt hungry and decided to make a ham and cheese sandwich. He opened his fridge and saw that he was out of ham so he opted to have turkey instead. He first laid the bread on the table, then he put 2 slices of extra lean turkey on the brea. He then proceeded to add low fat mayonnaise and american cheese. After eating he decided to take a nap. He did not awaken til early the next day and saw his wife in bed next to him. He did not want to wake her up and quietly got ready for work.
is this good?
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:38 pm
by Shadowstar
My yogurt is melting...
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:46 pm
by Lord_Paul
AAAGGH! YOU LET OUT THE CHICKENS! RUN!
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:48 pm
by dustn64
Lord_Paul wrote:AAAGGH! YOU LET OUT THE CHICKENS! RUN!
you need to go die
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:25 pm
by Shadowstar
THE CHICKENS KILLED MY FROZEN YOGURT!
WAAAGHHAAHAAAAA!!!
WAAAGHHAAHAAAAA!!!
WAAAGHHAAHAAAAA!!!
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:33 pm
by Lord_Paul
I like swords...
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:50 pm
by Daring Overlord5
Gun beats Sword!!
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:50 pm
by Lord_Paul
Black Mage beats you!
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:51 pm
by Daring Overlord5
!uoy staeb egaM kcalB
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:57 pm
by Lord_Paul
!tsop sdarwkcab
<--- He kills you!
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:09 pm
by derfderf34
thats a guy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:11 pm
by Lord_Paul
Umm...yep...
OMGWTFBBQ ROFLCOPTERS!
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:13 pm
by derfderf34
gayest game eber
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:27 pm
by Dancing Mustard
All of you are completely out of tune. First chair flute, from the top. Beyond.
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:47 pm
by Pico
STOP PUSHING THAT BUTTON!!!!
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:00 pm
by Shadowstar
POOPIE GO BOOM BOOM
*drools in Pico's unseeable face*
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:17 pm
by n8freeman
RUSH
that is all
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:26 pm
by Shadowstar
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (doo doo doo doo doo)
And they are all a-standing in a row! (bum bum bum)