helping build a house 20 miles off the main road in the mountains. 5000 ft elevation
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:42 pm
by benga
willedtowin1 wrote:Next week.......
helping build a house 20 miles off the main road in the mountains. 5000 ft elevation
well that shit will make you fly
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:20 pm
by willedtowin1
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:41 pm
by benga
Re: Forum Funnys :)
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:42 pm
by Auger13
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.
Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
willedtowin1 wrote:Hey.... when auger asked me to help out you had already missed many turns so ........ up your butt with a coconut
WHAT????????? this is simply not true. He had 1 missed turn that I know of the entire time. however he definetely had no missed turns before I asked you to help with covering.